Hey there guys. I've started another random fic thing, not up yet. Dunno if it will be up, but just lemme know if you want to see it, and I can put it up. Just some random thing that heaps of people have done before: IMing with the Cullens and the Flock, teehee ^-^'
I love you all! Even if you don't review or put the story on alert. Lol, I haven't been thanking the people have put the story on alert... But it'd take way too long. But I'm speaking to you , if you alerted/favourited the story: THANK YOU! x 500 000
Now to my trustworthy reviewers..
DearthAngels1996: Lol, I am pretty strange! Thank you (: *here, have a cookie*
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AyearwithoutRain is another anonymous reviewer who I must give a cookie to! *gives cookie* thank you (:
I dunno why, but I have the feeling I'm forgetting someone...
Nope. If I did I'm so sorry, my emails are lying to me!
What I'm happy about is the fact that I have over 200 more hits than my older story (that has been out about 6 more days than this one). Feeling happy (: I might try and finish the next chapter of that one today, too.
Now...
Fang: She does not own Maximum Ride, though apparently she owns Nudge, Angel, Gazzy and me. Really, James Patterson is the rightful owner.
Nudge: This crazy girl here owns the story line.
Angel: If there is anything copied let her know and she'll take it down, she didn't copy realize she copied anything. (Me: I don't think I did, unless my brain is like a kleptomaniac or something)
Gazzy: NOW REVIEW FOR A COOKIE! Or ice-cream, now. Take your pick! (:
Wow, a long A/N.. Sorry! Now on with the story...
Oh and with the IM part I attempted... Here are some names in case you get confused..
.silent = FANG!
wings = MAX!
CHAPPIE NUMBER SEPT!
NUDGE POV!
"Maaxxx..." I started. This is going to be awkward, as much as I obviously want this I can't just ... TELL MAX!
She looks at me. She suspects something. "Yes, Nudge?"
"Ummm... well..."
"Hm..?"
"Okay it is sorta shopping..."
"NO!" Max says, turning away
"Wait, Max, lemme finish!"
"Why?"
"Because it isn't that same as you think."
"And how do you know that?"
"Cos I've never asked this before."
She pauses.
"Continue?"
I never knew this would be so awkward... But I will do this.
I blurt out, "Max I think I need a bra."
I hear someone, probably Iggy, snickering.
I whirl on whoever is behind.
Nope, it is Fang snickering.
"GO AWAY!" I scream at him.
"Nope."
"Maax, please?"
"Fang, go."
"Ugh, fine."
He leaves, thank god. So, so embarrassing. If he dares tell anyone I will be on him like a fly on gum. Why yes, I did get that expression from Iggy...
"Okay, we'll go. Whatever." Max says.
Huh, it wasn't so bad...
"Today?"
"Tomorrow."
Ugh.
MAX POV!
That was inconsiderate of Fang. I mean, obviously Fang was embarrassed. I mean, yeah, she wasn't at a loss for words or anything, but she never is.
Still. At least he has to do the cleaning up, still. Not that I care if he bribes any of the others to clean, as long as I don't have to.
I better go set up the spare room for mum and make some space for Ella in my room...
Oh. My. God.
GAZZY POV!
"IGGY! GAZZY! GET HERE THIS INSTANT!"
"RUN IGGY!"
Iggy and I.. kinda.. made a bomb in Max's room. It was by accident. Honest.
But, besides that we sort of now are about to get killed.
"Gazzy, go on without me, I just fell over!" Iggy cries.
"Yep, okay, Iggy!"
"YOU IDIOT, I WAS KIDDING! NOW COME GET ME!"
"Nope!"
I keep running. I have little to no chance getting away from Max while running now; I'm hardly going to stop for Iggy.
He'll live.
Nah, he won't.
IGGY POV!
Stupid Gazzy.
I know where he sleeps.
So does Max.
BWAHAHAH, she'll get to him eventually. He won't be able to survive without my delicious food.
MAX POV!
I have Iggy and Gazzy sitting in front of me, looking as if they were about to sink into their seats.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? MY ROOM IS FREAKING MESS!"
".. I'm sorry Max, we didn't mean-!" Gazzy starts.
"WHY SHOULD I NOT TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR BOMB STUFF, YOUR COMPUTERS AND TELEVISION TIME? YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BLOWING STUFF UP! YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND WITH BOMBS! YOU CAN'T GO AROUND LIKE THIS, IGGY AND GAZZY!"
They cower under my glare.
"Look, I'll just take away your bomb stuff for a month this time, but still." I know their hiding spots. The only reason I let them keep the stuff is because they have saved us with them before. "And you have to clean up my room, and get it ready for Ella."
"Maax!" they groan.
I give them a warning glare, "do you want me to make it worse?"
"SORRY MAX!" they leap up and leave before I do.
Grr.
FANG POV!
"What the fudge cakes is a chatroom?"
Sigh, my technologically illiterate Max.
"It is a place where you can talk to other people."
"And we need this .. why?"
"No reason. For fun?"
She sighs. "Fine."
So, now Max and I are going to argue over whether we are real. Yay! Haha. I'd rather kiss her... Hormonal boy thoughts, much?
The Bird Kids – True/False? Chat (comments in MAX POV!)
.silent has logged on
wings has logged on
banana: i think they're real, it is so obvious. how can you fake this all without it being found out fake?
Pessimist: I doubt it is real. I mean, how likely is it that that out in the world is a corporation called "Itex" out to destroy people. How likely is it that they actually managed to create so called "Avian-Americans" and "Erasers"? Extraordinarily unlikely, I mean, come on! Think about it. For all we know right now a group of teenagers have been found to have fakes this *whole* thing, every single last bit!
wings: you have some good logic there, Pessimist, although i disagree
What? "Pessimist" did.
wings: anyway, apparently they destroyed Itex & have saved the world.
This person obviously doesn't look at Fang's blog.
banana: you go, wings!
wings: yeah, whatever...
.silent: mayb Itex took over their blog?
Nice, Fang.
wings: doubt it, the blog still sounds exactly like Fang
wings: especially since he is still pining over Max
BWAHAHAH!
ilovefang: fang'll get ova max, he is **MINE** and only mine. anywayz, it is soooo obvious it is fang still and that they are bird kids cos there is a pic of fang uploaded recently, and the rest of the flock are in the background and u can c all there wings
.silent: he doesn't realy seem 2 b pining over max anymore. and ever heard of photoshop, ilovefang?
He lied about him not pining over me anymore...
banana: look
banana: "The so-called Flock has once again been spotted. Today they flew over northern (blank) (what? I don't want you knowing where I am living?). This has raised suspicion of the accuracy of "Fang's blog". Possibly, they are on the move again. Maybe his blog has been taken over by "Itex", the corporation they have supposedly overthrown. Maybe Fang just haven't updated recently."
banana: obv. something is going on
We were actually just going for a fly just days after we moved here... Fang didn't have time to update his blog.
wings: when was it dated?
banana: May.
wings: meaning that it is probably no longer relevant.
.silent: you all, minus wings, are idiots
Pessimist: EXCUSE ME?
Way to blow our cover, Fang.
.silent: well , for a start obviously they are real. if they weren't real don't your reckon they'd be found? hmm? then the photos on the blog are probably fake, why would we show our real faces so everyone knows us EVEN MORE? and why the hell woud Itex still be running if we have finished it up? and obviously i love max not some randomly crazed obsessed fan
wings: ...
.silent: shit. i mean ... they and fang..
wings: you love me?
.silent: ...
ilovefang: OH MY GOD IT IS MAX AND FANG
wings: no.. we are just impersonators
.silent: yeah
Pessimist: No, duh. They aren't real, so they can't be on a chatroom.
I don't like that Pessimist person, anymore.
What fun Fang. Great. Now some guy things we are idiots and someone else knows who we are. I hope they don't have some tracking device.
ilovefang: I LOVE U FANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
.silent: i'm not fang
ilovefang: don't lie
.silent: ... i'm not?
ilovefang: i love you
wings: ._.'
.silent has logged off
wings has logged off
Pessimist: Maybe they *were* Max and Fang?
banana: -facepalm-
ilovefang: ihatepessimist
banana has logged off
ilovefang has logged off
Pessimist: Hello?
Pessimist: Guys?
Didn't like this chapter as much ): And I've decided I will never use the word "Chappie" again, it annoys me, besides the chapter introduction. Okay, so suggestions? Please? There is a poll for Eggy/Niggy on my profile. I dunno which one...?
It is my only poll, lol.
**longest most pointless chapter yet!**