What can I say? Thanks AGAIN for the kind reviews! ^^

And NO, I DO NOT OWN TDI or any related characters. I own the plot, and Mega-Izzy AKA Paige. Please let me know what you think of it, and suggestions are more then welcome!

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All the 22 teenagers, and Chris and Paige, stood on the high cliff.

"Your challenge is tree-fold. Your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high cliff into the lake!"

"Piece of cake," Bridgette said, looking into the lake.

"Chris, dude, is this legal?" Geoff asked.

"I don't really care as long I get paid," Chris said happy.

"If you look down, you can see two target area's. The whiter area represents the part of the lake that we have stalked with psychotic, man-eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which is shark free!"
"Excuse me?" LeShawna said.

"For each member of the team that jumps and actually – survives, There will be a crate of supplies waiting below. In these crates below, there are supplies you need for the second part of the challenge, to building a hot tube! The team with the best one gets a wicked hot tube party tonight! The losers will be sending someone home…" Chris explained.

"That's so cool! Will there be explosives?" Paige asked. The teenagers (except Izzy… Obviously) looked stunned at Paige.

"Killer Bass! You're up first!"

The surfer girl walked to the edge of the cliff.

"Oh… wow. So… Who wants to go first?"

A creek sound was heard.

"Doesn't the interns have to do this first to make sure it's save?" Owen asked Chris.

"Yeah… Sort of. Chef checked it out because all the other interns died."

"WHAT!?"

"I mean, they're in a better place now. Wait!! I didn't mean to say that! Uh… They're all in the hospital, I mean Hawaii!!" Chris managed.

Gwen looked bored of her skull, and sighed.

"So, who's up?" Eva asked annoyed.

"Ladies first," Duncan grinned.

Bridgette made herself ready. "Fine. I'll go. That's no big deal… Just an insane cliff dive in a circle of angry sharks…" And she was gone.

After her, Tyler jumped, but landed with his groin on the lifebuoy.

Geoff, Eva and Duncan followed Bridgette, but DJ resisted.

"No way man, I'm staying here."

"Scarred of heights?" Chris asked kindly.

"Yeah… Since I was a little boy!" DJ said.

"It's okay, but you're a chicken then! So you can wear this awesome chicken hat. Paige, the hat please?"

Paige handed Chris the hat like a real assistant, while writing something down on her note block.

"Aww, man!" A disappointed and embarrassed DJ went down the stairs.

Paige shook her head slightly and felt bad. Poor big guy.

She looked at Chris. "I'm gonna wait downstairs, that's funnier. Later guys!" She waved at the others. Izzy looked a bit said, but shrugged and waited for her turn to jump. Paige clapped out a sun chair and sat down on it, watching the campers jump, and getting at the beach.

She suddenly heard Katie and Sadie nagging if they could be on the same team. Paige slapped her hand into her face.

"Clones." She muttered under her breath. Instead of writing down what happened, she doodled caricatures of the campers, and Chris. She watched the campers jump d

own, but got up when Justin jumped in the shark zone. When the sharks were about to eat him, his theme music played, the sharks fell in love with him and lifted him to the island. The girls who already jumped, looked at Justin in awe. And a little awe look got stuck on Paige's face. Okay, his chin is half his face, but what a body!

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After Owen jumped, a mini tsunami appeared and the contestants were laying all over the supposed-to-be beach. Paige lay upside down on a rock, like she was a corpse.

Izzy sneaked up to her big sis and poked her in her side. "Boo!"

"Fear. And please don't tickle." Paige said bored. Izzy rolled her eyes, took her swim hat off and shaked her hair dry. Then she started tickle her sister.

"Izzy! Sto-op, I can't.. Stand… Tickling!"

Chris made her stop by appearing on a red squad.

"The Screaming Gophers won! Now go take this crates to the camp."

The Killer Bass looked down and some let their heads hang down. But they all got away slowly. Even Izzy. Paige froze when Chris suddenly honked with his squad.

"Wanna have a lift?" He asked with his cool host voice. Paige looked at him, then at the dots that were supposed to be the cabins. She shrugged. "Okay," she said while getting on, sitting behind Chris but leaning back.

"You might get a good grip, the sand is kinda … Bumpy." He looked back and grinned.

Paige raised an eyebrow in sarcasm. "Are we going or whaaaaaa!!"

Chris started the squad with high speed and he was right, the sand was bumpy. Paige drew close to him and slung her arms around his waist in fear she'd fall off. She squeezed her eyes close. Chris noticed and turned his head to watch the frightened 19-year old. When he looked back, he saw the other campers and pulled his cool host face.

Geoff saw Chris and Paige on the squad and smirked. What a sly fox was that Chris! And this was only the first day.

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The screaming gophers were already busy with building their hot tube. Paige looked at them trough the windows of the dining hall and sighed. Chris walked up to her.

"What's up, P?"

"I thought this was gonna be all exciting, full of adventure and such things, C." she replied.

He laughed with a dark undertone. "Don't worry, it will!" Then he burst out in laughter at looking at the 'teamwork' of the Killer Bass. "Oh god just look at those idiots!"

Paige putted a hand under her jaw. "Woo-hoo. If you don't mind I'm getting a magazine or two, and wait for the ending so I can interview that guy with the hat!"

"Geoff?" Chris asked with a little hint of jealousy in his voice.

Paige didn't notice while replying.

"No, that home school guy! He's so freaky he's cool!" A smile appeared on Paige's face.

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Dinner time for the teenagers. The Bass lost, so they had to vote someone off. Before Ezekiel could enter the dining hall, Paige poked his cap. "Ezekiel?"

"Yeah?" The pale teenager looked at her. "I'd like to interview you after dinner, okay? I'll be at the Killer bass cabin." Ezekiel nodded slowly and entered the dining hall.

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After another ride with the squad, Chris and Paige were having dinner at their cabins.

"Don't you think Chef is feeling lonely? With the campers?"

"Oh don't worry about him, he'll be fine." Chris said after finishing. He lay back in his chair, wrapping his arms behind his head. "So how do you like it in camp Wawanakwa?"

"It's cool, but if I believe you it's going to be awesome!"

Chris winked at her. "Trust me."

Suddenly Paige jumped up. "Oh my gosh, I forgot about the interview with Ezekiel!" She rand to the camper, grabbed a note block and a pen, and leaved on Chris' squad.

"Hey girl, that's mine!" He groaned and decided to walk to the camp.

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When Paige arrived, all the girls looked furious. She went to Ezekiel, who was sitting on the wooden stairs picking his nose.

"That's gross."

"Is that a question?"

Paige slapped her hand into her face.

Name and age?

I'm Ezekiel and I'm 16.

Why did you join total drama island?

My doctor told me I had to get more vitamin D.

What do you think of the other campers?

They are okay but now they're mad at me and I don't know how.

What do you think of the challenge?

That was wicked.

Are you a redneck?

Huh?

You've heard me.

I don't get it miss.

Urgh. Then why are you such a sexist?

What? I am not! It's a fact guys are stronger then girls!

GRRRRRRRRR!!

Miss? You're all turning red and stuff.

Do you like someone on the island?

I guess the girls doesn't like me anymore… But I can get any girl at home!

Sure, keep thinking that. Bye Ezekiel.

Bye bye!

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Paige was sitting at the wooden stairs of the Screaming Gophers cabin, painting her toenails silver. Izzy saw her big sis and sat down next to her. "Hi Mega-Izzy."

Paige smiled. "And, how is your team? Got any nice people?"

Izzy shrugged. "I think some are nice… But Heather, she's scary!"

Paige nodded. "I haven't seen much of her but I dislike her already."

"So, sis…" Izzy started with a sly grin on her face. "How is mr. the host?"

Paige frowned and stared at the lake. "Izzy, I hardly know him. By the way, what I've seen of him is that he's a sarcastic sadistic man."

"Wanna go night swim?"

"You read my mind."