Yay, new chapter!
I
do NOT own TDI, Todd Kauffman and Mark
Thornton, Jennifer
Pertsch and
Tom
McGillis.
At least that's what I found on Wikipedia. LOL!
The only thing I own are Paige and the plot… And if I write down any copyrighted names, or stuff: I DO NOT OWN.
And thanks to bkree, for pointing my grammar errors out… Sorry people, I'm Dutch so please ignore it!! I'm trying as hard I can to write good English.
And I totally forgot about the confession cam! I decided to not follow the series' routine but make my own. HA! And I want to thank Elien, without her genius ideas this story won't exist!
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Paige woke up with a huge hangover. Darn! She promised herself a few months ago, after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, she would never drink so much again.
She stretched her spine and peeked out of the window. God that light was way to bright. She opened the door a little bit, to discover Chef and Chris were already gone. She got up, got dressed and walked slowly with a huge pair of sunglasses to the camp. She saw the slowest campers walking away.
"Ah, there's miss hangover!" Chris laughed and winked. Paige yawned. "Don't you have an hangover?"
Chris laughed. "I'm used to it, and I have some supplies to overcome it. Like, this hot coffee."
He hold up a carton cup from Starbucks.
"No way…" Paige dropped herself on the wooden stairs before the mess hall.
"Chris?"
"Yes, Paigy?"
"Stop calling me Paigy." Paige inhaled deep. "Have we done… Something last night..?"
Chris burst out laughing. This could get funny.
"Don't you remember?"
"Remember what?"
"Oh, nothing special… Except for some very hot action..." Chris grinned mean, while Paige became all pale.
"But there's no trouble, you're having birth control right?"
When Paige started to cry, Chris realized he went too far. He sat down next to her, slung his arm around her shoulders and pulled her close.
"Hey, no big deal… I mean, we didn't do it actually..." Chris looked nervously away. Oh, if they only caught this on camera… He'd be dead meat.
Paige looked at him with her eyes full of tears. "W-what?"
Chris rubbed his neck. "I mean, I lied."
Paige's eyes first became big, then she squeezed them in anger.
"You nasty perverted turd of a man!!" Paige turned her hands into fists and was ready to beat the pulp out of Chris, who was running away creaming.
After a minute she found him, and bitch slapped him across his both cheeks.
"Listen pedo. I do not forgive you for now. Still, we have to torture the campers. So let's call it a truce, okay?" She folded her arms while peeking at the host pissed.
"A truce?"
"Don't make me spell it, you dumb a-BLEEP!"
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"What are the campers doing?"
"A run over the whole island. Then they'll get to eat, and then…."
"Then what?"
"Excuse me for putting the drama on! Geez. Then they'll have to stay awake."
Paige showed a faint smile. "Cool. I'm getting my note block."
"Paige?"
"…What?"
"You wanna help bug the campers?"
"My pleasure."
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Paige sat behind Chris on a scooter, while carrying a stereo. The campers looked pissed off at them, but Paige switched the stereo on and the Sonic Theme 'Gotta go fast' was heard. Paige sang with it, acting like a 9 year old kid.
"Paige! I'm coming after you!" Izzy screamed mad and started to chase the scooter.
She didn't made it and slowed down. Paige laughed. "That'll learn her from chasing me! All those years she didn't caught me."
"All those years?"
"No comment."
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Paige sat on the dinner table of the Screaming Gophers. She smirked at the fact that Justin looked not-so perfect as always. Then, Owen burst in, panting, with a unconscious Noah.
Owen lay Noah down on the table and started to bring Noah back to life.
"Wait a second… If they lost, that means we won!!" Gwen said happily.
"Not so fast…" Chris smirked with a devious expression. "You guys are hungry?"
A few minutes later, LeShawna collapsed and everyone was full.
"Okay guys, let the Awake a ton start!" Chris cried happily as he jumped on the table with the megaphone.
Paige smirked, and the campers groaned.
"So, the
run, and the dinner were all a part of your evil plan?"
"Yep!"
"Damn he's good." Gwen muttered, folding her arms.
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6 hours later.
All the campers were still awake, and Paige was carrying a television to the bonfire place.
"What is that fore?"
"Watch and sleep, darlings." Paige said with a smile.
She putted the television on and a commercial from a sleep with explorer Dora doll.
"This is insulting!" Eva cried.
Paige ignored her and doodles on her note block.
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4 hours later
"You know what time it is?" Izzy cried.
"Dinner
time?" Owen asked tired.
"No idiot! It's time for SPIN THE
BOTTLE!"
"Damn it Izzy! We're too old for this stupid games." An annoyed Heather cried. Paige shrugged. "What? I'll join too! It'll be fun!" She sat on the ground, and Paige, Lindsay, Tyler, Bridgette, Geoff, Cody, Katie and Sadie, DJ, Trent, LeShawna and Gwen sat down. Courtney was jogging around, claiming she won't get tired as long she moves.
Lindsay was the first one to spin the bottle. The bottle choose Cody. Lindsay whined but give Cody a smooch on his cheek what made him faint.
Katie then decided to hug Sadie, and Tyler got to kiss Lindsay, what made both very happy.
Izzy dared LeShawna to steal Chris' boring fairy tail book, and Gwen got a truth.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" Sadie asked.
Gwen shaked her head. "No." Paige swore she could see Trent mentally cheer.
MANY many many hours later…
Katie and Sadie had fallen asleep, and so did many.
Paige watched Trent and Gwen talking to each other, trying to stay awake and to get to now each other. Paige yawned. It was only the first day, but it was over 12.00 AM so she left to hit her bed. After discovering the bathroom at the producers part, she also found out they had sat up a tent.
She ignored some camera people in the tent who were eating and drinking, she brushed her teeth and jumped on her bed. Though she wanted to write in her journal, she fell inmedidly asleep without closing the moveable wall.
Almost an half hour later, Chris trusted Chef with the campers and wanted to take a nap. He had to look handsome as always for the next day. When he brushed his teeth, he went inside the huge camper, and looked at Paige's part. She forgot to close her wall. He walked on his toes towards her, and realised she looked cute when she was asleep. Then he saw her lips moving like she wanted to say something. He leaned against the wall.
"Oh, yes…" She mumbled, like she was having… a pleasant dream. Chris just grinned. She turned in her bed, with her back against Chris.
"Oh, Chris…" she mumbled softly. Chris wanted to laugh, but hold it back. Instead, he whispered: "Strrrrrrrike."
"Take your shirt off" Paige suddenly said. Chris' eyes became big. "Paige?" He said out loud. "Are you asleep?"
"No, idiot, I'm making a sandwich." Paige said, woken up.
Chris smiled. "What cha putting on it? Female charms?" He grinned and raised an eyebrow. "Can you make one for me too?"
Paige sat up in her bed, and looked at him mad. "Of course, and I'll put I-dislike-you and don't-bother-me-in-my-sleep on it."
"You like me, eh?"
"Shut up!! Okay, I'm making a I'm-getting-you-a-registration-order sandwich!!!"
Paige putted her head on her arms in frustration but looked up to Chris again.
"What do you want? It's 1.47 AM!"
"I just wanted to… talk." Paige squeezed her eyes. "Look, we have truce but that doesn't mean I'm being nice to you all of a sudden."
"Keep
saying that."
"What do you mean?"
"I know you want me."
Paige looked stunned. Then she laughed and pointed behind Chris. "Look, your hair gel is running down!"
Chris turned in shock. "It can't be!"
"You're right." Paige shove Chris out of her part and closed the wall.
Chris frowned and banged at the wall. "Hey, open!"
"Give me a good reason!" Paige replied.
"I'd like to make out with you."
Chris banged on the door. "Chris?" Paige asked.
"Yes?"
"You're
not cool now."
"Yes I am!" Chris whined.
Chris banged on the door again, when he saw a note coming under the wall out. It was saying:
'Normal people sleep at this time, y'know."
Chris banged again, until a camera crew guy yelled:
"YO CHRIS! There are people who trying to sleep here! SO SHUT IT!"
"I should shut if I were you, I can fire you!" Chris yelled back.
"Oh, sorry!" a faint voice was heard.
Paige groaned in silence.
"Yeah, I thought so!" Chris yelled back. Paige had enough and opened the wall to poke her head out.
"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL MAKE YA SHUT UP!! AND GO TO BED ALREADY YOU IDIOT!!!!" Paige yelled at Chris.
Chris was a little token aback by this. So after a silence, he replied:
"You're so beautiful when you want to sleep."
Paige groaned and shut the wall.
Chris shrugged and decided to go to bed.
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When Paige came back the next day, Only Gwen and Duncan were awake.
Gwen told Paige about that Heather stole Eva's mp3 player. The others were waking up and Paige took a photo of Noah kissing Cody's ear. When they screaming ran away, she laughed and rubbed in her eyes. It must have been around 2.30 AM before Chris stopped begging, and went to sleep. She looked up when she saw Heather falling asleep.
"Ding dong, the witch is asleep!" she said. Gwen looked at Paige and smirked. Duncan went for the toilet, and serval minutes later they got to hear Duncan fell asleep. The other contestants were awake, and Paige decided to interview Eva.
Name and age?
Eva and sixteen.
Why did you join Total Drama Island?
For the money, and for my anger management.
Yeah,
you've been taking that since you were a toddler right?
Yes.
Can you tell me something about that?
No.
Pleeeeeaaase??
NO!!
What do you think of the other campers?
A bunch of losers.
Do
you like someone here yet?
No.
Eva? Did you ever had a sexchange?
WHAT!?
You kinda look like a man.
YOU LYING LITTLE PIECE OF A *beeeeeeeeep*
You should take waaay more anger management. Bye Eva!
(Eva is chasing Paige to punch her. But Paige climbed into a tree. And started screaming for help.)
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Paige peeked trough the windows of the cabin to see that Izzy was asleep. She turned to go swim. After she came out of the water, she saw Chris smirking standing on the beach.
"There are a lot of fish in that lake, but you're the only one I'd like to catch!"
Paige ran towards him and slapped him on the cheek, then stormed away.
