Before I go to France, I thought; lets put a chapter up so you won't miss me so much ;-) *gets shot*

Chris sighed. The ratings were excellent, but everyone felt that the Gophers couldn't get along with each other, and that in the Bass' team some couples were growing, what explained the pairings that the female viewers made. So he got Paige to babysit the campers to make sure they didn't kill each other. Or made out. Chris smiled at the thought that not only teenagers were watching his awesome host skills, but children from 6-13 years as well. Oh, he didn't cared as long he got paid.

Switch to the mess hall

"Aahh-choo!!" Heather sniffed.

Gwen en LeShawna snickered. The Queen Bee got what she deserved.

"You're so funny, you think you can just lock me up in the freezer and get away with it!?

I am gonna make you sorry that you ever met me." Heather spat, her voice dripping ice from sounding so cold.

"Too late!" Gwen whispered to LeShawna, but hard enough so Heather could hear her.

"You are such a- a, aaachooo!!! I hate this place!" Heather whined.

"You got something green handing from your nose," Paige added.

"She's right!" Lindsay said in her sing-song voice.

"It's swinging from left to right every time you say something! You should pick it out." Paige went back to her seat.

Babysitting this group was even more boring than being on the office, making copies of her hair.

Flashback to the office, where Paige works as a trainee/intern

"Paige stop making copies of your hair!" her boss yelled.

Back to the mess hall

Geoff was staring at DJ who chewed his garbage first, before pouring it in Bunny's mouth.

And Duncan was being the juvy, as he stole a mug.

"I saw that!" Courtney snapped. "How could you steal a mug?"

"I saw it too!" Paige gasped. "Let him be. There are plenty of mugs at the props section."

Geoff poked Paige's shoulder. "You just broke up a real CxD moment, bra,"

Paige shrugged, and leaned back to the wall.

Meanwhile somewhere in the forest on a cliché-like spot with birds. On the background there is soft, sad music heard.

"Hi. Chris here. Sometimes teams… Just don't get along. So the producers and I thought that a way to work trough the group friction would be to exploit it to laugh. This is gonna be awesome!!" Chris rubbed his hands as the sad music ended.

"Ryan! Make-up! My nose is shining!" Chris yelled as Phill switched the camera off.

On the dock of Shame

"Last weeks challenge exposed some Gopher issues! Aaand I'm sensing a little something funky floating in the Bass' pond." Gwen and LeShawna glared daggers to Heather, while Duncan let out a girly shriek when Courtney pushed him.

"So… This weeks challenge is gonna be centred around building trust. Because; all good things start with a little trust!" He said in a fatherly way, waving his manicured finger.

"I think I see a fish!" Paige quoted, while she sat on the dock near Chris with her feet in the lake. She got some weird looks from the campers and Chris.

"What?"

Confession Cam

Gwen: "I trusted Trent once. He left me buried alive on the beach."

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Paige: "I swear I saw a fish!! Why won't they believe me!? *sobs hysterically*

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"There will be three mayor challenges that will have to be completed by two or more members of your team. Normally, we would have the campers choose the partners, but not this time! More fun for me!" He laughed.

At the rock, he explained the rules. Gwen and Heather glared daggers at each other… AGAIN.

It started to annoy Paige, who got up and slanged her arm around Heather and Gwen.

"What if we had a little talk ladies..?"

"I don't want to talk to a weird Goth girl and an insane psycho freak!" Heather spat.

"And the sooner we do the challenge the sooner it'll be over." Gwen commented.

Paige rubbed her eyes, and leaned her hand on the palm of her hand.

"Heather. Stop giving Asians a bad name, don't drop Gwen and shut up."

Gwen's expression lightened up a bit but went back to 'Don't care' as Paige looked at her.

"Gwen. If you won't smile at least five times today, I'm going to make you listen to Hannah Montana."

"No! You can't mean that!" Gwen yelled in fear.

Paige nodded to the rock, where Duncan and DJ were preparing for the climb.

"Now go climb my minions!.. .. Campers.." Paige finished after receiving weird glances.. AGAIN.

DJ gave Geoff his beloved Bunny and both he and Gwen began to climb.

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"Be careful Gwen! You won't fall behind!" Heather yelled as she pulled at the second rope, causing Gwen's skirt to rip, Duncan, Chris and Trent (A/N: They didn't showed it in the show… But I'm pretty sure that Trent looked as well!) to glare at Gwen's butt, covered in a sweet purple thong with a skull on it.

Poor DJ got distracted and fell, but Duncan's foot got between the rope so he got lifted up until they bumped into each other.

"This bites," Duncan commented.

"Big time." DJ replied.

In the Mess Hall... AGAIN

Trent and Lindsay were paired up and so were Geoff and Bridgette. Phill was coming in with an awesome flick-flack and crawled away.

Chris popped up. "And now round two. The Extreme Cooking Challenge!" he cried as he threw his arms in the air. The teams only looked at Phill who was crawling away.

"Today you'll be preparing Fugo Sashimi. The traditional Japanese poisoned blow fish!

A gong was banged in the background as Trent realised he could die because of Lindsay's… Blondeness. (A/N: No offence to blondes! I am blond myself)

So, Chris explained the rules AGAIN and Chef handed Bridgette and Lindsay a knife. After 20 minutes or so, the girls were ready and the guys started to eat. Geoff survived, and Trent… went blue, and puking.

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Confession Cam

Lindsay: I said I took Biology! Not that I passed Biology."

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Paige was bored out of her skull as usual, so she helped Chef with nursing Trent. It included wearing a nurse cap.

"Well Trent, I figured out that you must be lonely without Gwen. So I'm going to stay by your side until you're better."

Trent mumbled something Paige couldn't figure out.

"You know that it's pretty obvious that everyone knows you like Gwen and visa versa?"

Trent twitched his left eye.

"Even I have to admit, you are really cute together, not the usual couple like Tyler and Lindsay."

Trent sneezed.

"You should hook up after the show. That is, if you still are in luv. You want a smoothie?"

"Gruuurhaarggh"

"Okay, two strawberries then."

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When Paige came back, Courtney and Heather were in the aid-tent as well.

Courtney with a little concussion (or that's what Courtney accused Sadie off) and Heather with a jelly fish on her head.

"Looks like you have swam under the fishes," Paige giggled.

"Shut it. Ouch!" Heather received a shock. And another one. And another one.

Paige gave Courtney an ice bag for her head, and purposely ignored Duncan as he walked by the tent with a carrot and a bunny. Courtney decided for herself she was all better so she got back to the other campers.

"You're foaming, but that's a good sign since you're not puking anymore!" Paige cheered.

"Yoouwreseriousssboutgwennrsannme?" Trent managed.

"I was and I still am." Paige replied smiling. "And when Miss Bee is out of the tent, I'll say you something."

"I HEARD THAT!! OUCH STUPID bleep-ING JELLY FISH!!" Heather yelled.

"It's impolite to yell!" Paige yelled back, but winked at Trent who passed out with a grin on his face and with foam.

That night, after the camp fire ceremony and when Sadie was reunited with Katie, Paige snook up at Trent who was in a wheelchair.

"Told ya I'd say you something." Paige mouthed.

Trent raised an eyebrow. "Whuzzyoumean?"

"Izzmean that Gwen digs you. You should go after her." With that, Paige ran back to Ryan, Marik and Phill to told what she just said.

Confession Cam

Phill: "Seriously, Paige talks to us dudes like we're some kind of school girls."

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Wheee that's done!! It's 11.30 PM and I'm going to bed b/c I'm going on vacation tomorrow. |-D So I'll be back in a week.. don't expect anything! Now go R&R!!