Welcome back readers and reviewers to my story! You know I love you! XD

I disclaim first ALL rights on Total Drama Island. I DO own Paige, Marik, Ryan and the plot.

By the way, I recently dreamed about Chris…

Well enough with the A/N, let's start with the story!

Note: Harold was harmed while writing the chapter and so are Paige, Chef, and Chris.

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In an order to get some exclusive shots from the show, Paige had slept under the cabin of the Killer Bass to get some pictures. Unfortunately, she fell asleep after some time.

She woke up with a jolt and hurt her head, after hearing Harold saying something about tosti's and underwear. Paige crawled to the side of the cabin, and she saw Courtney freaking out about a boxer with chocolate on it. (A/N: I don't know much about tosti's…)

"Tsk, tsk, Well aren't you happy, Courtney? Harold gave you a present! It's so rude to react like this." Paige spoke, while tsk-ing.

"You stupid moron! It's like totally gross!" Courtney roared before leaving.

"It wasn't mine!" Harold said. "Idiots!" he snapped at Geoff and Duncan who were snickering."

"I feel ya, bro." Paige commented who leaned against the stairs.

"Sometimes, he makes it just too easy!" Geoff laughed.

"I hear ya, man." Duncan replied.

Suddenly, the boys, the Bass team, the Gopher team AND Paige nearly died when they heard the most frightening voice coming from the megaphone at the pole.

"LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE COAKROACHES!! I WANT YOU ALL TO REPORT AT THE DOCK OF SHAME IN 9.00 HOURS."

Owen shrugged to Trent, after everyone regained their normal heartbeat back.

"THAT MEANS NOW, SOLDIERS, NOW!!!"

AT THE DOCK OF SHAME!

Paige was sitting in a canoe, watching the remaining 12 campers suffer. She peddled away, since she couldn't outsmart Chef Hatchet, so there was nothing to do for her.

Besides interviewing the campers. Idea! She'd just write the questions on a paper, and give them to each camper. No problem, Hakuna Matata.

What was a problem, that Paige canoed up a rock in the lake, so the canoe died and Paige was forced to swim to the shore. "Well this was a little too much Pocahontas for me. Except I don't have a bird and a racoon for a friend, nor a pet." Paige spoke aloud.

When she came back, all soaking wet, she saw Chef glare daggers at her because she just broke the canoe for the challenge.

"Soldiers! Because miss Idiot here just BROKE our canoe, you'll have to lift HER."

Both the teams laughed a bit. Paige wasn't heavy.

"..when she lies wrapped up in a carpet!" Chef finished before pointing to Paige.

"And do not listen to her. She will brainwash you. Oh yeah; no one eats lunch before someone drops out. CANOES AND GIRL UP!" he yelled.

"Aaawww!" Paige whined. "Put me down! It's freaking hot in here! I need ice cubes!"

"This isn't that hard!" Owen commented. "Piece of cake!" Geoff replied.

3 hours later, at the hottest moment of the day…

LeShawna and Owen were hungry…

"Looks like they missed lunch!" Chris said, smiling.

"Guess they aren't hungry!" Chef added. "Unless someone wants to quit now…"

Chef was on the canoe of the Killer Bass, and Chris was watching Paige cringe at the heat of the carpet. "Ya won't come out of there unless someone feels so very sorry for Paige, and quits!" Chris said. "Sorry doll face!"

"I DON'T HAVE A DOLL FACE YOU SLIMEY ASS!!" Paige roared back, as usual.

At night…

Lindsay was the first one to give up.

"Ugh!" Paige said, who reached the ground with a bump.

"Come on you sissy's! We will go trough this until we win! IS THAT CLEAR?"

"Eh, Paige, you are shoutin' at the wrong team." DJ said after an awkward silence.

"I knew that!" Paige turned on her heels to Chef.

"Chef Hatchet at this moment at 23.28 PM, I, Paige Julliet Wilkins, challenge you!"

"To what?"

"I take this team and will help it to win this challenge, and you will do the same with the Gophers!" Paige put her hands on her hips. "Now will you, or will you not accept my challenge? But, if you won't you are a coward."

"And stupid because you won't fight a girl," Duncan added.

"Ogre! Chef wouldn't accept it, because she might cheat!" Courtney snapped back directly.

"Wow, you're quick." Duncan replied.

"I AM NOT!! ..Oh f*** this." Courtney said and she walked off.

"And I DO accept this challenge!" Chef suddenly yelled. "I take the Gophers and you take the Bass. And if you fail, you.."

"Won't have lunch?" Owen added, who was really hungry.

"Have to use weird goth girls' lipstick?" Heather suggested.

"Forced to be tied to Heather?" Gwen spat back.

"Eat a spider?" LeShawna shivered.

"I know something." Bridgette said and pointed her finger into the air.

"The losing one has to hug someone they hate and whisper sweet things into their ear."

"Good one Bridge!" Geoff complimented the surfer girl and laid casually his hand on her arm.

( A/N: this is the point where the BxG fans will 'awwww' )

"I accept!" Chef roared.

"So do I!" Paige roared back.

"I AM FEMALE HEAR ME RAAAAAAAAWR!!" all the girls suddenly shouted and imitated a lion.

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"Team meeting!" Paige cried, and called the Bass' together.

"Okay we're gonna win this right? Because I am in no way hugging him, or Narcissus."

"Deal." Courtney said. "We can't let them win guys!"

"I am the team captain here!" Paige creaked her neck. "Courtney, no offence, but what are you? Indian? Italian? Preppy bossy bitchy?"

"And damn she's hot when she's pissed," Duncan thought to himself and snickered.

"Courtney, you look like a volcano. Now listen. The next challenge is to write in 300 words how much you love Chef."

"Can't we do it 'bout you?" DJ suggested.

"Aww, thanks man!" Paige hugged him.

"But you can pass it, just do this…" and Paige went to whisper.

In the Mess Hall, after midnight…

"So you will write in 300 words how much you love… me." Chef said in a creepy way.

After some minutes, some of the team members fell asleep, and Duncan, Courtney, Geoff and Bridgette were still on from the Bass.
"DJ! Wake up you bunny lover!" Paige wanted to shake him but Geoff held her back.

"Don't do it, bra. He has powers when he's asleep…" Geoff looked creeped out, thinking about it.

"I love Chef Hatchet because he is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very…

These are just 5 pages with 'very' written all over it!" Chef yelled.

"It's precisely 300 words, you can count if you like!" Duncan suggested.

"Good job, bro." Paige whispered. She jumped into the table.

"WHO ISN'T TIRED YET!!?"

She fell of the table, asleep.

Some hours later, Chris found her while her team was already at the army course.

"Paige, wakey wakey."

"No, I'll wear the purple shoes."

"Paige, wake up! Your team is already up."

"Who painted the kitten?"

Chris sighed and took one of Paige's shoes off to tickle her feet.

"OHMYGODSTOPITSTOPIT!!" Paige screamed.

"Hey, where's my team?" She asked when she got up and stretched her arms.

"No questions, just hurry!" Chris shoved Paige out of the Mess Hall.

When she got at the course, she saw that Harold was coughing up mud.

"Harold! For the love of red-heads, keep goin'!"

"eh, General Crazy? We have a situation here." Duncan said.

"Too… Much… Mud…" Harold barely managed.

"Poor guy.." Duncan laughed and nudged Geoff, but Chef got angry as usual and yelled

"BACK ON THE COURSE, SOLDIERS, NOW! ONE FALSE MOVE AND I'LL BE WHO LIKES TO STUCK YOU TO THE POOP WAGON."

"I look forward to it, sir!" Saluted Duncan.

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Paige sat with Harold at the sideline of the course.

"How are you doing now?" she asked.

"I've felt better, like when the newest Transformer movie came out." Harold said.

"Yeah, that one was awesome," Paige agreed. "With the phiew piew, and the ratatatatata, and the kabam! Good movie, good movie."

When LeShawna slipped away in the mud, Duncan thought it would be funny and appreciated if he made a comment.

"Fallen soldier, I salute you!"

And bam there was Chef again.

"You just brought yourself twenty more push-ups!" he yelled.

"Thank you!" Duncan said, and kissed Chef on the nose.

Before Chef erupted, Geoff saluted his fallen friend: "I think you pushed him over the edge, dude!"

"Yeah, I think I did." Duncan said uneasily.

"One night. Salutation confinement. In the. Boat House."

Everyone gasped.

"Big deal," Duncan said. "How scary can it be?"

REALLY SCARY.

"Should've kept my big mouth shut."

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In the Mess Hall, Paige was crying and the other campers were poking their gruel in the bowl.

"He was sooooo young!" Paige sobbed. "He could have go to rehab, get the piercings and hair dye out, shave his unibrow and get a stupid job in an lame office! Whyyyyy!??" she sobbed and blew her nose in a towel.

"Easy now, Paige." Geoff said carefully. "We don't want anything to be broken or blown up."

"Oh screw you, I'm gonna get me some chocolate at the producers tent!"

And so Paige did. Ignoring Chef and ignoring Chris who was saying stupid things with Chef.

"I mean, come on! I am NOTHING without my stubble!" Chris suddenly cried out.

"Amen bro!" Chef said.

"Good to know that." Paige said between some M&M's and a Ben&Jerry's in.

"Paige you have a great body; I would hate to see you spoil it with eating the junk."

"Shut up or I'll shave you." Paige stood up to get some chocolate cookies, but all what she saw was a big, fat, dead, stinky fish.

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"Okay, I think you had enough," Bridgette said to Courtney who just took the last sandwich.

"Oh no! No! Just one moar! Hee hee hee! Om nom nom nom…burp. Oh yeah.. that one's a mistake…" Courtney ran outside to vomit.

"So, the princess had a dark side." Duncan commented, walking outside.

"That was so gross. But it was like, once I did something bad, and it was so much fun, I want it more!"

"Well you could always kiss me. That'd be pretty bad."

Courtney ruffled trough Duncan's mohawk. "No thanks, you're still not my type."

Duncan turned his back to her. "Okay, enjoy your peanutbutter less life."

"Thanks. Enjoy prison." Courtney replied.

"I will!" Duncan said.

And then, they kissed.

The next morning, they were in a tree. Duncan, Courtney, Geoff, Gwen, Owen and Heather.

"All right Killer Bass! Imagine you are Tarzan! You are Tarzan! You feel like Tarzan!"

"Shut up, fool!" Chef roared at Paige.

"What do you want, ya wanna fight?" Paige sneered.

"Bring it on, b***!" Chef yelled and these two were fighting within a second.

Feet's, fists, curses and teeth were seen (and heard) into the comic looking fight cloud.

"Oh my god! They are fighting!" Lindsay chirped. "That's like illegal!"

"Oooh that white girl knows her moves!" LeShawna cheered. "Go, Paige!"

"Cut it out! Both of you!" Chris suddenly appeared and pulled them apart.

"Shame on you, really! Look at your hair, Paige! This show is about the teenagers fighting, not others!!"

Chef shrugged, and looked behind him. Gwen was the only one remaining in the tree.

"Gwen wins!" Chef yelled and glared at Paige.

"Now Paige's gotta whisper sweet things in someone's ear." Heather stated.

"And we have to choose who!" Lindsay cheered.

Evil glares were shared and grins were on every one's face except Paige's face, and that of Chris because he didn't know of the bet.

After a few minutes of silence, giggles and mumbling from the campers, Chris poked Paige's arm.

"What is the heck for?"

"Oh, Chef and I had a little bet and I lost." Paige let out.

"We have it!" Heather spoke.

"Paige will have to hug Chef,"

"and?" Paige asked with big eyes.

"Excuse me but using Chris' methods to bring up the sensation!" Heather snapped.

"Just say who is the other person." Paige waved with her hand, but was mentally kicking herself, and crying.

"Chris."

"What!?"

"What?"

"No way!" Paige said.

"Yes way." Heather said.

"What the hell?" Chris asked.

"Chef and Paige made a bet," Trent started after a short pause.

"If Paige loses," Gwen said.

"She'll have to hug one person she truly hates," Geoff continued.

"So she'll hug Chef but will whisper into your ear instead." Heather finished.

"What!" Chris said, before smacking his hand into his head.

"This is a reality show about the stuff going on between YOU kids! Not the crew! Geez!"

Paige kicked Heather, but instead of the task she had to do, she just pecked Chris on the cheek.

"Whoa, didn't see that coming." Geoff said.

"OMG that was, like, sooooo cute!" Lindsay said. "Bite me," Paige snapped while whipping her mouth from Chris germs.

"Well campers, it's clear that the Killer Bass have lost the challenge. So I'll see you guys around the camp fire ceremonial tonight!"

After the camera turned off, Chris blinked to Paige who responded it with an eye roll.. and a little blush.

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Paige sat on a rock near the Dock of Shame, to see Courtney being dragged away, cursing the crew and her team. And Paige saw Duncan, throwing a goodbye gift.

"Love is for the weak," sputtered Paige before heading back to the crew camp.

Yeaaah.. the end of this chapter! I think personally it's really sad. Read&Review please!