*sighs* College is going great so far, nice people, the end of the semester is next week and I even got myself a boyfriend! *snickers*

Anyhow I bet you want to see how Chris en Paige are doing. So this is the end of this artist's comment. Adieu!

I DO NOT OWN TOTAL DRAMA ACTION, SCRUBS, TITANIC OR LOOKING FOR GROUP!! OR ANYTHING THAT HAS © ON THEIR BUTT. I own Paige and the plot.

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The 10 remaining campers walked into the mess hall. Chris, Paige and Chef leaned against the wall, exchanging glares and snickering.

"What!? No breakfast?" Trent gasped.

"Don't worry bro, you'll get breakfast." Chris assured him. Paige laughed.

"Congratulations campers," Chris spoke as all ten were in.

"You have reached half-way mark in the competition. You'll all be on the journey for the final episode."

"Got the powah! Yeah!" Geoff cheered, throwing his fist in the air.

"Down, hippie boy." Paige said.

"The two teams will become one next week. But first, all the girls will be moving to the Gopher cabin and the guys will stay in the Bass' cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself: a battle of the sexes."

"You'll get served Maclean!" Paige yelled, with a L-sign on her forehead. "Because we girls will WIN!! WON'T WE?"

"Yes ma'am yes!" The girls said in unison, like they were in the army.

"After you get settled down," Chris snickered at the word "you will be back here. And you will get.. Breakfast." More snickering.

"Some good news? No one will be voted off this week!"

"All right!" An approved cheer came from the teenagers.

"Now get your butt out of here and start moving!" Chris spoke.

As the teenagers slowly left the cafeteria, Paige glared daggers at Chris.

"A battle between the sexes? How old-skool is that?"

"Old," Marik chuckled behind the camera. "Turn it of spike head." Paige muttered.

"Oh come on Paige, with the girls and guys separated in the cabins it's a great situation for this! Plus it gets always good ratings at other shows."

"Do you only care about ratings? I don't care about it like I don't care about uggs, Paris Hilton, poodles, people who hang themselves, Lindsay Lohan, mobile phones with touch screen, heels, piercings, guinea pigs, math, German people AND all kinds of hair gel."

"Hair gel.." Chris whispered afraid but straightened his back and went out of the cafeteria.

"Wow where did you learn that?" Chef asked.

"I watched a decent sitcom about a hospital." Paige said smiling.

Slowly the campers returned. Geoff and Bridgette looked quite down.

"It's time for today's challenge!" Chris said.

"Eh, where's breakfast at?" LeShawna asked.

Chris, Paige and Chef burst out in laughter.

"STOP doing that!" Heather demanded.

"Let's just tell them. Today's challenge is: The brunch of disgustingness. You will be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of which team must finish each dish."

"You will not know is the next dish is grosser then last, not as gross or just as gross !" Paige piped happily. "Just it will likely be.. gross."

"Tell them what they get when they win Chris!" Chef said happily. Yes, HAPPILY.

"The winning team spends two days at a local five star resort, where they will be pampered and all sort of good stuff from life, and some anti-biotic for anything you can get from this challenge."

The campers gasped in delight.

"BUT the losers will spend the two days here at camp Wawanakwa. With Chef. And Paige!"

Chris said.

"Gasp!!"

"What?"

"WHAT!? I refuse to stay here with psycho cook boy over here!" Paige roared.

"Okay, okay all right!!" Chris yelled back, putting his hands up in defense. "Paige gets to go with the winners, whoever it may be." Paige smiled in silence.

The camera closed up to Chris who whispered "What Paige doesn't know is that I'm going to the resort, also. What could be fun.. Ha-ha!"

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First course: Beef 'meat balls' (they're testicles, really)

"Meat balls, right on!" Owen slid them all inside of him.

"Yeah, but those are a special kind of meat." Paige said with an evil undertone in her voice.

"THEY'RE BEEF TESTICLES!!" She yelled.

Owen spit it out immediately.

A loud 'ugh' was heard until Geoff broke the silence.

"I don't know if I can do this to my man-cow brothers."

Trent tried to chew.

Owen tried to eat one more.

DJ cried.

"It's the hardest thing a man can do." Chris spoke solemnly.

"What's the matter boys, can't eat some meat balls?" Heather asked mockingly.

Just then Heather saw Bridgette wasn't eating.

"Why aren't you eating?"

"I'm a vegetarian. It's against my principles."

"Are you sabotaging the team!?

Geoff saw his damsel was in distress and hurried to Bridgette's side.

"It's not that bid of a deal. Sometimes, they castrate bulls for a, eh… medical reason!"

Meanwhile Trent, Owen and DJ were crying. "I can't do it!" Trent cried out loud, covering his eyes.

"Looks like the ladies win round one!" Chris said.

Second course: Pizza

"I can eat pizza anytime! With anything on it!" Owen said.

"Aaaaanything?" Chris asked.

It appeared to be Pizza with jellyfish, anchovies and grasshoppers. The last two ingredients were alive. Paige's request.

"I can do this; just hold me down and no matter how hard I scream or whine, you will have to feed me the pizza." Trent said, slamming his fist on table.

So said, so done.

DJ hold Trent, when he said things about joking and his dad being a lawyer. Once the pizza slid down his throat, Trent's eyes went big. "Mommah?" DJ rocked him like a baby.

The guys won.

Third course: Spaghetti (It are really worms)

"Actually, it's earth worms covered in snail slime and hairballs." Chris explained.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! AAHHHHHHH!!!" Geoff shrieked and ran away.

"I'll take care of this." DJ said, and went outside. A few seconds he came back with Geoff.

Guys won.

Fourth course: Soup

Fifth course: Chewing gum, chewed by Chef

Sixth course: milkshake by the farts of a skunk

Seventh course: a flip-flopper with a smiley on it.

Eighth course: Again some.. soup.. with dead fish heads, rotten fruit and tin cans

Ninth course: Dolphin wieners!

Bridgette almost started to cry and DJ refused to eat.

So..

Ninth course: Cockroach juice

Owen won from LeShawna..

And it became the biggest barf-incident in the history of national television. Paige opened an umbrella to protect herself. Surprisingly, she did not have to vomit like EVERYONE ELSE.

This was because Paige drugged herself a bit before the challenge began.

-

So the guys, including Paige and Chris went for the cruise boat for the spa. Geoff sighed, he missed Bridgette. Visa Versa with Bridgette.

Paige stood on the front deck. Sun was setting in the horizon that had different shades of red, orange, yellow, purple and blue.

"Quite nice picture, eh?" Chris crept up behind her.

"Yeah, but it's a cliché also." Paige hung with her abdomen over the plastic fence that was placed there for safety.

"You wanna bet I can stand there and do Titanic all on my own?"

"You need two people for that, Paige."

"I know come on!" Paige jumped over the fence and ran to the front point of the ship where it was slippery.

"Paige come back here! You'll fall off!" Chris warned her but followed her. Paige spread out her arms.

"For this is war!

I do not care, which side I'm on. I'd kill Chef, or Trent, or burn Owen, but it was fun! To start this war."

"Wrong lyrics."

"I know."

"Isn't it now I'm in a whole new world with you-?" Chris wanted to say, but going trough some waves the deck went up and down, and voila, Chris and Paige fell into the water.

"AAAGH!! My hair!!"

"Now I'm in a whole new world!" Sang Paige with a big grin on her face.