Howdy ho readers!
I unfortuantly have some bad news.
Due to lack of inspiration and time, I will be writing only two more chapters for TDI; Psycho Love.
College is stealing away my time and so is my art. (I'm xxx-Vitani-xxx on DeviantART)
The inspritation for the story just left me. D: Blame my made-up-muse Justin for it. *gets pitchforks and torches*
So to make it up to you, here is Paige's interview with Trent!
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Name and Age?
I'm Trent and I'm sixteen.
Why did you join Total Drama Island?
To make new friends and spend the summer in a fun way.
Sure, keep thinking that..
What?
Never mind. Say Trent, you wrote a song for Gwen. If you'd ever sing a duet, what song will you choose?
Eh, geez... (Trent's getting red) I've got to think about that.
Ah sure, because you freaking CHEATED on her with HEATHER!!
That was an accident! I-it wasn't supposed to happen!
There you ADMIT THE CRIME! CHEATER!
Paige, put the freaking ninja sword away!! How'd you get that? Isn't it illegal?
Probably. *pouts* Now Trent, can you please play a song on your guitar for me?
Of course! *gets guitar and bursts out into song*
...
Did you like it?
Dude....
You didn't like it?
You don't play a guitar like THAT!!
Whut?
Watch me *takes his guitar*
... You don't hold Allison like that.
*snort* You named your guitar?
Well you see it is certainly not a Bella-
YOU NAMED YOUR GUITAR A GIRLS NAME? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*sobs*
Now THIS is how you play a guitar! *sings a song from a death metal band*
Careful!
*Paige starts to smach the guitar into the ground*
NOOO!!!!
*after the guitar is completely destroyed, Paige pulls out a lightner and sets it on fire* YEAH BABEH!!
ALLISOOOOOON!!
Whoa. I kind of destroyed your guitar.
*sobs*
I'll get you a new one.
*eye twich* it's a-a-allright, eheheheheheheh.
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Paige ran to the producers' camp. "Chris dude, I need money."
"Did you tried the streets already?" the host replied, as he was sitting in the grass, enjoying the sun.
"Oh come on MClean," Paige tried and sat down dangerously close to him. "I know something on your inside is simply dying to help me."
Chris gulped, he wasn't capable of so much charms, even from Paige.
"Oh please Chris," Paige pouted. "Can you buy me a guitar similar to Trent's one I accidently broke?"
"Don't you have money of your own?" Chris wanted to get up and walk away but Paige laid a hand on his knee.
"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaseeeeeee?"
Man, she certainly practised the goo-goo puppy eyes! Chris thought as he gave in.
"Aye, here's the bucks. Now get off my lawn before I hurt myself!"
"Great, thanks!" Paige pressed a kiss against his cheek before running away, laughing hysterically.