My dares

Random: I know that we where going to do a parody of Hercules but that will have to come later...

Spyro: phew close one.

Random: SO WE CAN WATCH SOME OF MY DARES.

Spyro: oh please don't show me swearing at cynder.

(plasma TV appears on stage)

Random: first we will see the unseen dare of spyro swearing at cynder.

(Start screening)

Spyro: Cynder.

Cynder: yeah Spyro.

Spyro: YOUR MOTHER IS A (BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP) WITH A BUCKET OF (BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP)...

Cynder: WHAT. (beats the living crap out of Spyro)

(End screening)

Random: now to the rest of my dares Sparx come over here.

Sparx: fine.

Random: ok Sparx I have dared you to shove yourself up Cynder's (bleep).

Sparx: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Random: HEY CYNDER GET OVER HERE.

Cynder: yeah.

Random: I need to ask you something.

Sparx: (Shoves himself up Cynder's bleep)

Cynder: HOLY (BLEEP) what the (sees Sparx halfway up her bleep) SPARX.

Sparx: it wasn't my idea it was a dare from Random.

Random: author powers (makes Cynder think that it was Sparx's idea)

Cynder: (kills Sparx)

Random: raise dead.

Dream: STOP STEALING MY LINE.

Random: remember I run the show now. Actually I have taken the liberty of inviting a few of the people that are still (bleeped) off that you stoped Spyro truth or dare 1.

People that hate dream for closing truth or dare 1: THERE SHE IS GET HER GET THE (BLEEP) AND HIS/HER OLD CO HOST. (all kill dream and mistress)

Random guy: hey random.

Random: hey Random guy long time no see eh.

Random guy: yeah now if you excuse me. DIE DREAM AND MISSTRESS.

Spratis: BRING ON THE PAIN (jumps into crowd of people killing dream and mistress.

Random: ah that Spratis you never know what he is going to do next huh am I right.

Everyone: RIGHT.

Random: (gets out lie detector) now Spyro I want the truth did you go to the well of souls to save Cynder or was it because you wanted to prove the chronicler wrong?

Spyro: to save Cynder (lie detector beeps) to prove the chronicler wrong (lie detector beeps) both (lie detector beeps) OK IT WAS TO SCARE THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SPARX.

Random: now you know Spyro does not love Cynder.

Spyro: I DO.

Cynder: well I think you should get the living crap kicked out of you..

Spyro: OH CRAP.

(Cuts to commercial)

In a land of danger... One dragon... one mission... and one crazy guy... must face the ultimate evil.... Random and Spratis this summer are in... Randomness the story... read it or... GO CRAZY.

(End Commercial)

Random: and we are back and just in time for the part of the show were Spratis takes over. (goes to the bathroom)

Spratis: SWEET NOW THAT HE IS GONE Spyro.

Spyro: Yeah.

Spratis: I dare you to... BLOW EVERYTHING UP.

Spyro: (blows everything up)

Spratis: Cynder I dare you to... BLOW UP AMERICA.

Cynder: (Blows up America)

Spratis: hunter I dare you to... Bake a pie.

Hunter: (Bakes a pie)

Spratis: (burst into bathroom)

Random: (in the shower) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Spratis: Random I dare you to... BLOW UP THE PLANET.

Random: If it will get you to leave the bathroom. (Blows up the planet leaving the studio in one piece) happy now?

Spratis: yes.

Random: well there goes another random chapter of Spyro..

Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Random: and remember don't try this at home.... unless you want to.

Spratis: WHICH I HOPE YOU DO. (laughs hysterically)