Chapter 4 Randomness and all that (censored)

Random: what chapter are we up to?

Spratis: 4

Random: really I thought we would have gotten more truths or dares here?

Spratis: maybe you didn't set the reviews so that non members can review.

Random: oh 1 moment please (sets it so that readers who aren't members can review) there all fixed

Spratis: finally now lets... BRING ON THE PAIN.

Random: now our first truth or dare is from... oh another member with a truth or dare going.

Nintendofan333

Um...Random? Do you ACTUALLY own Spyro:T&D? If not you might want these. (Hands Random a crate filled with weapons and traps) I heard theres going to be an investigation...Anyway

Dares:Ok to make sure Spyro and Cynder make it off of the cruise ship without someone trying to kill Spyro for Cynder...(Kills Malefor, and Sparx with the FCWPMD)

Spyro2: (GAR I forgot to kill him...)Give a high five to Spyro, which will cause a rift in the space time continuem abliterating the universe.

Everyone: What?

Me: Argh...When thay touch we go boom...

D Lucas: (Grabs Flame and puts him in a taffy stretcher then turns it on)There, theres pain happy Spratis? Because I am.(Flames screams can be heard then a RIP):D

Random: Oh, heres a gift. (Hands Random a small clocking device)Wear it and youll be invisible. (Duh :P)

I Hope You All Have FUN!

Random: you herd the man people Spyro Cynder get over here.

Spyro and Cynder: what

Random: you have just won a free trip around the world is the worlds fastest most luxuries boat... alone

Spyro: WOOOHOOOO

Cynder: what's the catch?

Random: about a kilos worth of crab and tuna.

Crowd: (Loughs like crazy)

Random: NOW GET ON THAT BOAT

Spyro and Cynder: (get on the boat)

Spratis: (sets oil tank on fire)

Boat: (blows up)

Random: YOU RETARD THE IDEA WAS TO MAKE THEM GET OFF THE BOAT AFTER AN HOUR WITHOUT BLOWING THEM UP.

Spratis: sorry I just couldn't help myself.

Random: (slaps forehead) ok SPYRO

Spyro: (get out of the ruins of the ship with Cynder on his back) yeah?

Random: I need you to high five the old Spyro

Old Spyro: I'M NOT OLD

Random: fine we will go back to the whole spyro 1 and spyro 2 thing Spyro from the old games you will be spyro 1 and TLOS Spyro will be Spyro 2.

Spyro 1: so what do I need to do with Spyro 2 here?

Random: high five each other

Spyro 1 and 2: what.

Random: high five each other.

Spyro 1: there Is NO way I am going near this guy.

Spyro 2: ah shut up (high fives Spyro 1 and realms explode)

Random: Wow Nintendofan333 was right it would blow up the realms.

Spratis and Mistress: YAAAAAY PAIN (go into closet and start to do it)

Random: ok I did not need to see that.

Dream: me neither

Random: now on to his next dare

Gothic Chick

AWESOME!

Hm.

Spyro's Dare:Light himself on fire and run around saying the most embarassing stuff.

Cynder's Dare:Make out with the ugliest person you can find and kiss him in front of Spyro.

Random's Dare:Make out with Hunter.

Hunter:Eat a TV.

That's all I could come up with!

Random: Ok Spyro you herd the lady gives spyro tub of oil and pack of match sticks.

Spyro 2: I am only doing this so I don't get the penalty. (lights himself on fire) I ONCE ATE MY OWN DUNG. I ONCE CRIED BECAUSE SPARX TAPPED ME ON THE BACK. I LOVE TO DO IT WITH CYNDER WHEN SHE IS SLEEPING.

Cynder: 0_o Crap

Random: ok Cynder make out with Spratis in front of Spyro.

Cynder: what?

Random: the dare is that you make out with the ugliest guy here in front of Spyro.

Cynder: (makes out with Spratis in front of Spyro)

Spyro 2: (still on fire) WHAT THE (CENSORED) ARE YOU DOING WITH MY (CENSORED) (chases Spratis)

Random: WHAT YOU EPECT ME TO MAKE OUT WITH HUNTER WELL (CESORED) THAT (makes out with Cynder instead)

Spyro 2: (no longer on fire) YOU STEALING MY (CENSORED)

Random: author powers (makes Spyro 2 attack Ember instead)

Ember: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Random: now hunter here is your lunch.

Hunter: cool (eats TV)

Random: for the week.

Hunter: dang.

Nianque
2009-06-15 . chapter 2

I dare,

Spyro & Cynder: Switch places with Malefor, as the Dark Master/Mistress
Flame: Make sure Ember is pregnant
Ember: Why do you not love Flame, he loves you!
Moneybags: Give all your gems to Spyro and Cynder, the new masters of the world!
Malefor:Attempt to defeat Spyro and Cynder...

Random: you herd the guy Spyro Cynder you two are now the rulers of the universe.

Spyro: cool.

Cynder: sweet first of all Gaul you are to be sentenced to death.

Gaul: dang.

Spyro: didn't I kill him.

Random: yeah but this is Spyro truth or dare so I have to put in every Spyro character I the series.

Spratis: almost everyone.

Random: (teleports Elora the professor dark Cynder and all the other characters that have not appeared.) You where saying?

Spratis:...

Random: now next part. (Hands flame pregnancy test kit)

Flame: WTF am I deposed to do with these?

Random: do it with ember and make sure she gets pregnant.

Flame: COOL

Ember: There Is no way I am doing it with Flame again.

Random: it's either that or the penalty.

Ember: I'd rather the penalty.

Random: Very well.

Spratis: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PAIN (dances with Mistress

Random: Man I did not need to see that. Anyway. (tortures Ember in front of the whole crowd by attacking her with a missile lunching lazar firing machine gun)

Random: And that's the penalty but since It was the first one I was kind enough to only do that but now it will be 10,000,000 times more painful. And look you got pregnant from Flame.

Ember: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU LIE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.

Spratis: Now that was awesome.

Random: (ties Ember to lie detector) now Why don't you like Flame?

Ember: Because Spyro is my true love. (lie detector beeps) Flame is ugly (lie detector beeps) OK IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE CYNDER AND I WANT SPYRO TO BREAK UP WITH HER SO I CAN MAKE CYNDER MY GIRLFREIND AND I KNOW FLAME WOULD MESS IT UP.

Random: 0_o

Dream: 0_o

Spyro: 0_o

Everyone else: 0_o

Cynder: what now even Ember wants me to her girlfriend?

Random: I guess so. Now Moneybags you gem loving self serving pig give all your gems to Spyro and Cynder.

Moneybags: NEVER.

Random: do you want the penalty.

Moneybags: no

Random: good.

Moneybags: (gives gems to Spyro.

Random: now Malefor.

Malefor: What?

Random: try to kill Spyro and Cynder.

Malefor: fine.

Spyro and Cynder: (kill Malefor)

Random: Ok NEXT DARE AND TRUTH IS FROM (drum roll) me.

Spratis: you sure have allot of dares.

Random: buckets of them

Spratis: so what is your dare and or truth?

Random: I dare Spyro to swap powers with someone else.

Spratis: and who would that be.

Random: introducing the master of speed the blue blur the speedy roadrunner of the modern world... Sonic the hedgehog.

Sonic: (falls though roof.

Random: congratulations Sonic the hedgehog you get to swap powers with Spyro the dragon.

Sonic: WHAT WHO ARE YOU WHERE AM I?

Random: you are on spyro..

Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Random: (swaps Sonic and Spyro's powers.

Spyro: (runs around like his feet are on fire) wow this is so cool.

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I CONTROL THIS FLYING?

Random: don't ask me even though I am a dragon. Well now for our next darer

Draco the Dragon2000
2009-06-26 . chapter 2

very very funny i got some dares

Spyro & Flame: fight to the DEATH
Ember: Drink nitro glyrine
Cynder: flame dream for ending his fanfiction T&D
Moneybags: eat 10 red hot pepper
Random: try to hug mistress
Malefor: fight all the guardians together
Red:(hey dad) destroy sparx because he called you a loser
Mistress(T): blow up ember with your BCL.

Draco the dragon20

Random: ok lets go for it. First I need Cynder and Dream

Cynder: yeah what is it now?

Ember: (goes up to Cynder and I mean way to close for comfort) hey Cynder.

Cynder: great as if having all the men after me now I have women after me as well.

Dream: what do you need Random?

Random: Cynder set Dream on fire

Cynder: FINALLY REVENGE. (Sets Dream on fire)

Dream: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Random: ok Moneybags get your fat (censored) over here.

Moneybags: What?

Random: (shoves chilli peppers into Moneybags's mouth)

Moneybags: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE IS ON FIRE.

Random: now my dare is to HUG MISTRESS all well. (disguises self as Ember and hugs mistress)

Mistress: YOU DARE TOUCH ME?

Random: (runs away)

Mistress: (kills the real Ember)

Ember: ow ow ow ow how did I not see that coming?

Random: ok Malefor try to kill the guardians

Malefor: (tries to kill the guardians)

Guardians: (kill Malefor)

Random: YO RED GET OVER HERE.

Red: what do you want?

Random: Kill sparx.

Red: why?

Random: he called you a loser.

Red: WHAT (attacks Sparx) DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.

Sparx: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Random: Now for the last part of the day. MISTRESS.

Mistress: what do you need?

Random: Blow up ember. (Hands Mistress B.C.L)

Mistress: MY BABY (hugs B.C.L) HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU.

Random: Man Mistress sure does love that thing.

Dream: No crap Sherlock.

Mistress: Now where has Ember gone?

Random: Last I saw her she was dragging Cynder into the closet.

Dream: 0_o

Mistress: 0_o

Everyone: 0_o

Random: (goes into closet and drags out Ember)

Spratis: Man WTF happened to your eyes?

Random: They melted from the sight.

Mistress: (blows up Ember)

Ember: (covered in deadly acid)

Mistress: WTF did you do to my B.C.L?

Random: I gave it a few modifications for more power duh.

Mistress: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

Random: well that's it for today see you guys next time on Spyro...

Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Random: and remember keep posting in those truths or dares Before I need to take the ones that didn't make it onto Dreams one.

Spratis: ME NEED PAIN.

Random: (blows up) Malefor. Good bye.