Chapter 5: More dares.

Random: WELCOME SPYRO TRUTH OR DARE FANS.

Spratis: PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Spyro 2: WTF

Random: let's get started first truth or dare for today is from (drum roll) Nintendofan333

...(Loads a pistal and shoots Ember)You sicken me...

Dares:
Ember: YOU SICK LITTLE MOTHER *BLEP* SPYRO MUST KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NOT A LESBIAN!
Spyro: Kill Ember as said above.
Sparx:(Blows up)What the heck? I didn't even do anything...

Truths:
Random: What made you think Ember likes CYNDER?
Spyro: Do you use any male enhancers?
Cynder: Admit it you enjoy you and Spyro doing it...

I hope you all have FUN! (Frightful unloving nightmares)

Ember: I WILL NEVER GIVE UP BEING A LESBIAN.

Cynder: Crap.

Spyro 2: sweet I get to kill Ember.

Random: hey Spyro I stole one of Spratis's guns go nuts.

Spyro 2: (kills Ember) DIE (CENSORED)

Random: Cool a question for me but is more suited for Ember. (Ties Ember to lie detector) Now why are you a lesbian?

Ember: Because I was born a lesbian. (lie detector beeps) I think it is good to do it with another female.(Lie detector beeps) OK IT'S BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST SAW CYNDER I THOUGHT SHE WAS SO SEXY SO I BECAME A LESBIAN.

Cynder: 0_o

Spratis: (doing it with mistress) 0_o

Everyone: (staring at Spratis) 0_o

Random: O...k SPYRO.

Spyro 2: (still running at supersonic speeds and smashes into a wall) OUCH. What do you need Random?

Random: Do you use male enhancers?

Spyro 2: HELL NO (Lie detector beeps) fine I do.

Random: you do realise heroes aren't meant to do drugs.

Spyro 2: yeah well old habits die hard.

Random: Ok CYNDER.

Cynder: what?

Random: do you like doing it with Spyro?

Cynder: yeah. (...)

Random: why didn't the lie detector beep?

Cynder: I told the truth duh.

Random: ok next truth or dare come from DARTHDRAGON!

Ok that was funny.

Spyro: How many times have you done Cynder?
Cynder: Switch bodies with Random
Ember: Die you little #%
Spratis: (hands him WLCPT 2.0) Go nuts ( for more info read Total Drama Gamer)
Hunter: Listen to the song that gets on everyones nerves until you explode.

ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!

Random: Spyro how many times have you done it with Cynder?

Spyro: too many to count. (...)

Random: DANG IT WHY ISN'T ANYBODY LYING ANY MORE?

Spratis: Because they know they can't beat it.

Random: Cynder.

Cynder: yeah what is it?

Random: I don't like you and you don't like me so we are going to spend some time in each others shoes.

Cynder: I don't wear shoes.

Random: whatever (switches bodies with Cynder?)

Random (Cynder): WTF just happened?

Cynder (Random): we switched bodies.

Random (Cynder): CRAP

Ember: THERE YOU ARE CYNDER. (Drags Cynder who is really Random into closet.)

Random (Cynder): TRY NOT TO GET PREGNANT I NEED MY BODY BACK AT SOME POINT.

Cynder (Random): OK.

Spratis: THANKS FOR THE GUN (blows up studio)

Ember and Cynder (Random): (walk out of closet)

Cynder (Random): (switches back to his body)

Random: OH THANK GOD I'M FREE OF THAT NIGHTMERE also Cynder your pregnant.

Cynder: DANG IT.

Random: Ok EMBER.

Ember: What?

Random: (pulls out weapon used for the penalty) DIE YOU STUPED #%.

Ember: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Random: ok hunter you have to listen to the most annoying song on earth until you explode. And that song is... The Crazy Frog Song.

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Random: (turns on CD player.

Everyone: (Explodes)

Random: That's all we have time for today see you next time on Spyro...

Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2