Chapter 5: More randomness
Random: Attention Spyro Truth or Dare 2 Fans It's me Random and my partner who probably has a name.
Spratis: IT'S SPRATIS YOU (CENSORED)
Random: anyway I am looking for positions for the following. Camera man Co-Co Host and people who are willing to take up their time (and lives) keeping Spratis in check on the rare occasion where I am away. And now that that is out of the way lets get ready for more Spyro
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Spratis: BRING ON THE PAIN (CENSORED)
Spyro and Cynder: Not again.
Ember: NO I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE.
Random: (whispers to Spratis) Pretty annoying if you ask me.
Spratis: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dream: Is he on drugs?
Random: NO well yeah sort of if you count his tiny brain as being a drug.
Dream: O_o
Random: now for our first truth or dare for the day will be from me since at the moment I am away from home so I don't have internet.
Dream: Then where are we?
Random: We are right now at bountiful Hawaii.
Spyro and Cynder: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO (run behind a tree and do it.
Spratis and Mistress: (Send spy fly behind tree)
Spyro: (destroys spy fly)
Spratis: SON OF A (CENSORED)
Random: Anyway let's get started. Dream keep Spratis and Mistress in check while I go find a good internet connection.
Dares: Spyro kill Ember 9000 times with Mistress's BCL launcher. Cynder duel the king of games Yugi Moto in a shadow game (watch the show yu-gi-oh to find out what a shadow game is) Ember spend one hour in the darkest part of the shadow realm.
Truths: Spyro do you act like an idiot at times? Cynder do you secretly love flame? Ember do you really love cynder or are you just trying to make Spyro jealous?
Ember: oh (CENSORED)
Cynder: Who the (CENSORED) is Yugi?
Dream: Introducing the card shark of Egypt the king of cards the king of games himself YUGI MOTO.
Crowd: (cheers)
Yugi: (Falls on top of Cynder.)
Cynder: Who is this?
Yugi: I'm Yugi Moto (CENSORED)
Cynder: oh
Yugi: Whatever LET'S DUEL
Cynder: Bring it
Yugi: (beats Cynder and sends her to the shadow realm)
Meanwhile at a nearby volcano
Random: got good internet here.
Volcano: (erupts)
Random: SON OF A (CENSORED)
Dream: I should have warned him the volcano would erupt.
Random: (falls on top of dream) yeah you should have. Now SPYRO GE OVER HERE.
Spyro: yeah
Random: Kill ember 9000 times
Spyro: SWEET (grabs BCL and kills Ember 9000 times)
Ember: ow ow ow ow how did I not see that coming.
Random: Ember for your dare you need to spend one hour in the darkest part of the shadow realm.
Ember: Dang it (gets sent to the shadow realm)
Random: (Brings Cynder back) now Cynder do you secretly love Flame.
Cynder: HECK NO. (lie detector beeps) Fine I do (lie detector beeps) OK I LOVE FLAME AND SPYRO.
Spyro and Flame: 0_o
Random: Now Spyro do you act like an idiot at times?
Spyro: HECK NO (lie detector beeps) Okay I do but not all the time (lie detector beeps) okay most of the time.
Random: and finally Ember do you really love Cynder or are you trying to make Spyro jealous?
Ember: I love Cynder. (...)
Random: wow got the truth first time for once. And now for our next darer.
I got some dares for you
MUH HA HA HA
Spyro: eat 30 pound of worst dragon food ever...vegies!
Cynder: you're cool but i'm evil so switch body with ember
Hunter: shot ember with 200 exploding arrows.
flame: kicked darth vader and let him kill you
Red:you and bowser kooppa pound spyro up for me!!
I'm be back!!
Spyro: SON OF A...
Random: (shoves 30 pounds of vegetables in Spyro's mouth and switches Cynder's body with Ember.)
Cynder (Ember): OMG.
Ember (Cynder): SON OF A (CENSORED)
Random: we have heard that a lot today.
Dream: You're telling me.
Hunter: (Shoots Ember (Cynder) with 200 exploding arrows)
Flame: (kicks Darth Vader)
Darth Vader: (kills Flame)
Red and Bowser: (try to kill Spyro)
Spyro: (kills Red and Bowser)
Random: Well since they get the PENELTY.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Random: (pulls out Penelizer)
Red and Bowser: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Spratis: PAIN MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Random: Well that's it for another Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Dream: and our longest if you ask me.
Random: So true.
Spratis: (kills Camera man)