Chapter 7: still on Hawaii
Random: (wakes up) huh oh Spratis get up.
Spratis: (in his sleep) YOU WILL ALL DIE (wakes up) oh morning Random.
Random: were on.
Spratis: HOLY (BEEP) ON A (BEEP) SANDWIGE.
Random: (bursts into the vict... I uh mean cast's room)
Spyro: oh great not this again.
Random: that's right now time for the dares.
I'll start off by giving Mistress the BCL version 2.0
Malefor (T): Do you like Spyro? And I mean as a friend and nothing more.
Malefor (D): For the truth that I asked of you, tell a lie so bad that it breaks the lie detecter.
Spyro (T): Would you do Cynder anytime, anywhere?
Cynder (T): Same question as Spyro.
Spyro & Cynder (D): Play 7 minutes in heaven...for 7 hours.
Spyro (D): Impregnate Cynder
Spyro again (D): Secretly do genetic alterations on Cynder so that when you impregnate her, she'll lay 10 eggs instead of just 1.
Cynder (D): When it comes time for you to lay your eggs...I mean only the 1 egg because Spyro never did any genetic alterations on you (shifty eyes), NO EPIDURAL.
Cynder again (D): You have to lay your eggs...I mean egg (shifty eyes) on stage in front of everyone.
This next dare is because I like to torture the torturers. And because of the gift I gave mistress, it'll be that much worse.
Mistress & Spratis (D): I dare Mistress and Spratis to be...nice...for the NEXT 3 CHAPTERS! You have to be kind to everyone, you have to give compliments (or at least no insults), and every time they act mean (in other words like themselves), they have to suffer the penalty. DUN...DUN...DUNN! (Lightning flashes.)
Now I think it's time for some double dares! But 1st, let just do something (implants control chips left over from my Truth or Dare into Spyro, Cynder, and Ember). These control chips make it so that they can't not do a double dare.
Spyro & Ember (DD): Do it.
Spyro (DD): Impregnate Ember.
Cynder (DD): Must watch Spyro and Ember doing it.
Cynder again (DD): Genetically alter Ember so that while she's pregnant (with spyro's child), she won't be able to stop eating. So when Ember eats somthing, she'll end up hungrier than before she ate. Basically, you're going to make Ember fat.
(Check out Spyro, Truth or Dare: Double Dare Challenge to see what I mean about the double dares. And did I over do it with the Truth or Dares?)
Does anyone think that they can make Truth or Dares more evil than I just did? I am the Dark Angel, the true master of darkness (and I have no life).
Random: HOLY CRAP THT'S ALOT OF DARES. All well MALEFOR.
Malefor: what.
Random: do you like Spyro as a friend.
Malefor: HELL NO.
Lie detector: blows up
Random: O...k SPYRO CYNDER GET OVER HERE.
Spyro: were right here.
Random: would you both do each other any time any were
Spyro and Cynder: yeah.
Random: good. (kicks Spyro and Cynder into the closet and sets time seal to 7 hours.
Seven hours later.
Random: SPYRO.
Spyro: yeah.
Random: (whispers dare to Spyro and hands Spyro a pill)
Spyro: (gives Cynder pill)
Cynder: (eats pill)
Random: Cynder you are now pregnant.
Cynder: WHAT.
Random: the darer dared Spyro to make you pregnant.
Cynder: (beep)
9 months later
Random: Now Cynder you can't use any epidural.
Cynder: dang it.
Random: also you have to lay your eggs I mean egg on stage.
Cynder: (starts swearing so much that the censor machine explodes)
Spratis: (whispering) Did Spyro do any of the genetic engineering on Cynder
Random: Yep.
Spratis: cool.
Cynder: (lays eggs on stage)
Random: Spratis you have a dare. You and Mistress must be kind to everyone for the next THREE chapters.
Spratis and mistress: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Random: This means no being mean no blowing anything up no insults and no BCL
Mistress: (commits suicide)
Dream: well that was unexpected.
Random: actually I did see that coming.
Dream: duh you're the one whiting this.
Random: SHUT THE (BEEP) UP YOU (BEEPING) JEW.
Dream: can anyone say copyright? LOL
Random: Now time for some double dares which are dares that can't be backed out of. Now Spyro Ember you to need to do it and Cynder has to watch.
Spyro, Ember and Cynder: (walk into the closet un willingly well mostly Spyro and Cynder.)
10 minutes later
Random: Ember you're pregnant with Spyro's child
Dream: what are we doing with all these eggs?
Spratis: boiled dragon egg anyone?
All the dragons in the studio: 0_o
Random: well since that wasn't being mean I can't give him the penalty.
Random: now Cynder you need to do Genetic engineering on Ember so she can't stop eating.
Cynder: SWEEEEET
Dream: that was so out of character
Ember: (after the genetic engineering) is there any food here.
Random: over there. (points to massive pile of food)
Ember: (eats until she explodes.)
Random: now for our next darer
rofl uncle uncle! SO much randomess!
I got a fee fares up my sleave...
Spyro:(T)What was your relationship with Ember before you met Cynder?
Cynder:(T)What was your life like before you met spyro?
Ember:(D)Jump in a vacano (I want to see if her cold heart freezes it)
Flame:(D)Try to give a loin a her cut
Hunter(T)Why are you named Hunter? Did you parents so stupid they just gave you a plain name?
Btw Ixen will be more then happy to help watch spratis when hes not running around in my future story.
Random: you heard the darer Spyro what was your relationship with Ember before you met Cynder?
Spyro: it was a living hell having Ember stalking me all the time.
Random: Cynder what was your life like before you met Spyro.
Cynder: I just wanted to die.
Random: ok Ember jump into the volcano.
Ember: NEVER.
Random: (kicks Ember into volcano)
Volcano: (freezes)
Random: wow the volcano really did freeze. Now Flame.
Flame: what?
Random: try to give a lion a haircut.
Flame: HELL NO.
Random: too late (kicks Flame into a cage with a lion in it.)
Flame:
Lion: (eats Flame and pukes out his bones)
Random: now hunter why is your name hunter?
Hunter: my parents were complete retards and named me after their pet rabbet.
Random: (resisting urge not to laugh)
Dream: let's get to the next darer.
Random: Ok (looks at dare) ok Spyro you have been asked to drink 20 shots of alcohol,
Spyro: (drinks 20 shots of alcohol)
Random: well that's one chapter down one to go.
All Spyro characters: WHOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO we only have to put up with this for one more chapter.
Random: just kidding.
All Spyro characters: Awwww dang it.
Spratis: were evil aren't we.
Mistress: we sure are.
Random: didn't she commit suicide?
Dream: just because I don't run the show doesn't mean I don't have my author powers.
Random: oh.
Spratis: did we forget something?
Meanwhile
Flame: (still being chased by the lion he was supposed to shave) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At the volcano
Ember: A little help here I'm running out of air down here.
Meanwhile
Spratis: oh well it's probably nothing.
Random: Next times were back at the studio so see you next time on Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY