Chapter 8: Back to the studio.
Random: Hello fans I'm Random and this is Spratis.
Spratis: That's me.
Spyro : were still doing this?
Random: Yes we are.
Spyro: (Beep)
Random: Anyway welcome back to Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Random: Now on to the dares this ones from The Torturer.
Spratis: My kind of guy.
By the looks of it, you guys are in need of another torturer... come on it's obvious... look at the name... he has a l4z0r... and a never ending collection of guns... You know what, you should just read the name, now onto the dares...:
Spyro: Get owned. I don't care how.
Everyone: Whoever owns Spyro first gets a cookie. Bigger if epic.
Sparx: perma-break the censor machine.
Everybody: You are not allowed to get a new censor machine or fix the broken one(s).
Everybody: HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE AGAINST UNLIMITED WAVES OF NAZI ZOMBIES!
...Don't feed the trolls.
Random: Well on behalf of the Spyro truth or dare crew I hereby welcome our newest member The Torturer.
Torturer: Hello my dear fans and my first dare is for everyone to beat up Spyro.
Spyro: (Beep)
Everyone: (pull out weapons and bash the (beep) out of Spyro)
Spyro: So... much... pain.
Cynder: SPYRO ARE YOU OKAY?
Spyro: So... much... pain.
Random: Okay Sparx you are to break the censor machine.
Sparx: Okay (Breaks the censor machine)
Random: Now we can't swear without making this show M rated.
Spratis: F...
Everyone: (Jump on top of Spratis)
Random: But I still have my author powers so I can censor things myself.
Torturer: (Beep)
Random: Now we have to...
Spyro: GET ON WITH IT.
Random: I was making a dramatic effect now as I was saying we are to... FIGHT AN UNLIMITED ARMY OF NAZI ZOMBIES.
Torturer: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Zombies: Jump out of the ground and kill Ember and Moneybags.
Everyone: (Pull out weapons and FIGHT TO THE DEATH)
Spratis: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Kills Zombie with the penalizor)
Dream: Why am I here?
Mistress: Because we were the original cast.
Dream: Good point. (Kills zombie)
Malefor: IM A FIRIN MA NAZAR (Shoots massive laser out of his mouth.)
Random: OMG did we just do a shoop da woop reference?
Spratis: Yew we did LONG LIVE MALFOR MASTER OF EVIL.
Random: ...I'm not even going to ask.
Torturer: I LOVE THIS JOB.
Spyro: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Gets beat up by zombies)
Cynder: NO ONE HURTS MY SPYRO. (Kills zombie)
Ember: NO ONE HURTS MY CYNDER (runs after Cynder killing all zombies and crowd members in her way.)
Random: This has gone too far (Makes zombies disappear) Finally no on to the next darer.
Ok I think I have a few new one's
Spyro: Are you cheating on Cynder(hands Random a lie detector that says everything is a lie)?
Cynder: Name all of your children.
Ember: here( hands her egg) you dropped this(egg hatches to reveal creature from Alien that attacks her)
Malefor: change your name to Iamaloser for one chapter.
ALL HAIL DARTHDRAGON!
Random: Okay Spyro are you cheating on Cynder? (Activates truth detector (Does the opposate of the lie detector))
Spyro: Hell no.
Lie(Truth) detector: (Beeps)
Spyro: What but I was telling the truth.
lie(truth) detector: (Beeps)
Spyro: I am cheating on Cynder.
Real lie detector: (Beeps)
Random: DOH I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE LIE DETECTOR BEFORE I USED THE TRUTH DETECTOR.
Spyro:...
Random: I'll just use some amnesia dust (Uses amnesia dust so that Spyro forgets what happened) now Cynder you laid 10 eggs...
Cynder: I what.
Random: That's right 10 eggs and now you get to name them all.
Cynder: Well I'll go with Rose, Ash, Leon, Blade, Klan, lexos, Makis, Relios, Maig and Ember.
Spyro: Hold it I refuse to be the father of a dragon named Ember.
Ember: Why I think it's a great name.
Cynder: i guess you have a point Spyro I'll go with flix.
Random: Well that was easy. Now Malefor you are to change you name too (Tries not to laugh.)
Malefor: What.
Random: Your to change you name to Iamaloser for one chapter.
Crowd: (laugh until their heads explode.)
iamaloser: (sob) It's not funny (runs off crying)
Everyone: (laugh)
Random: Now for our next dare
SPYRO CYNDER FLAME EMBER BATTLE MY ARMY OF DOOM!111
95959595955494494765958505 AIR PLANES
Random: Well that's nice and strait forward (Summons army of 1,11959,59595,95549,44947,65,958,505 AIR PLANES)
Planes: (Come in a blow up studio)
Random: MY HOUSE ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT (flies into the sky and blows up all the planes)
Spratis: WOW Random this is a whole new you.
Random: Yeah now I see why you like being insane it's fun.
Iamaloser: I know and can I have my old name back please?
Random: NO.
Iamaloser: You're a meanie.
Random: I know and I take pride in that well that's it for another Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.