Crazy idea came to me.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters nor the tv show. :)
06:13 PM
From: 55098273
To: Kurt Hummel
i hav hots 4 u
06:28 PM
From: 55098273
To: Kurt Hummel
y no rplyn?
06:29 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Charming. You must know that I would not be fooled by any kind of jokes you Neanderthals are planning on me.
06:31 PM
From: Stew Pid
To: Kurt Hummel
u don likr how i write ! is tht it?
06:37 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I would love to give you ten hours of spelling lessons a day with yours truly.
06:40 PM
From: Stew Pid
To: Kurt Hummel
Is this better 4 u?
06:40 PM
From: Stew Pid
To: Kurt Hummel
*for you
06:42 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I appreciate your understanding. Now, please, stop texting me stupid texts because no, you don't have any 'hots' for me. And no, I won't go into your deathly crap trap.
06: 44 PM
From: Stew Pid
To: Kurt Hummel
I'm Puck
06:44 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
You finally joined the Karofsky force again, I see. Congrats.
06:47 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
No, I'm still a loser.. I do have hots for you, Princess
06:48 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I'm still 100% male. I do believe you're starting to date Mercedes again two days ago.
06:51 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Cant stand her bitchiness, broke up one hour ago. Your so hot, Hummel. Look at your body curves as you move down the hall damn
07:12 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I'm sorry, I just threw up.
07:14 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
What are you wearing?
07:15 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Stop trying to sext me.
07:18 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Sorry babe can't help it your too hot
07:19 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
What do you want from me, Puck?
07:23 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Im bored with all the girls at school. I wanna try sumthin new and challenging
07:24 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Go to your cougars. And if you don't mind me asking: why do you think I'm challenging?
07:28 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Their not as hot as you babe. You're a dude ! Its chalanging
07:29 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I don't see your point.
07:34 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
What are you wearing?
07:34 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Puck.
07:36 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Were not in that moaning my name part just yet babe
07:37 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
I'm not getting in your game.
07:39 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
See this is challenging! What can I do to get into your pants?
07:44 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Not going to happen.
07:48 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Awh, come on, Hummel ! Give me a chance :D
07:57 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Take me to a proper date first. I've never even had a boyfriend before…
08:00 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Got it ;) Its ok, ill make you satisfied by being your first and best bf ever
08:02 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Prove it, badass.
08:04 PM
From: N. Puckerman
To: Kurt Hummel
Oh, I will. You should buy at least 10 boxes of condoms babe, you will be addicted to me
08:05 PM
From: Princess Hummel
To: Puckzilla
Stop making me blush. Goodnight, Noah.
08:06 PM
From: N. Puckerman 3
To: Kurt Hummel
Your cute. Good night Hummel
That night, Kurt Hummel had a big smile on his face and dreamed of a wonderful fantasy about one Noah Puckerman. He was not the only one who dreamed the fantasy, Noah Puckerman also had the same dream. Although Puck didn't have a smile on his face, he had his hands both covering his pants instead.