Chapter 9: Randomness of DOOM.
Random: (Knocks on door) Hey Spratis get up its episode is about to start. (Opens door) HOLY (BEEP) (Sees Spratis and Mistress doing it)
Spratis: Hey close the door your letting the cold air in.
Mistress: Forget him let's get back to work.
Random: (Closes door and walks into kitchen)
Dream: What's wrong with you?
Random: Let's just say you do not want to see what I just saw.
Dream: Let me guess it has something to do with Spratis and Mistress.
Random: Yep.
Spratis: (Walks into room with a dazed expression on his face) Man Mistress sure knows how to treat a guy.
Mistress: You haven't seen anything yet Spratty.
Random: (Tries not to laugh) Spratty?
Spratis: Shut up let's get this over with.
Random: Oh yeah Welcome back to Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2 .
Random: Our first dare for the day comes from Darth Dragon.
Yay your back (hugs Random) I thought you skipped town.
Spyro: Have you hands and feet nailed to the floor and watch Ember and Cynder do it.
Cynder: Do the chicken dance wearing a I am desperate sign.
Ember: ...( rolls over her with a 2,000 ton tank 100 times)
Flame: Do you like Spyro as more than a friend?
Moneybags: dress and act like mr. T for 3 chapters.
ALL HAIL (looks one way then the other) RANDOM
Random: Well this should be simple (Nails Spyro to the floor)
Spyro: OW What the heck is going on.
Random: Well long story short you have to watch Ember and Cynder do it while you have your hands a feet nailed to the floor.
Ember: Yaaaaaaay come here Cynder.
Cynder: Spyro remind me to kill Darth Dragon after this.
Spyro: No problem.
Cynder and Ember: (Do it)
Random: Well that was easy now Cynder you have to do the chicken dance while wearing a I am desperate sign.
Cynder: (BEEP) (Does the chicken dance while wearing an I am desperate sign)
Crowd: (Laugh like hyenas)
Random: Now Flame do you like Spyro as a friend?
Flame: Hell no I'm not gay.
Lie detector: (Beeps)
Flame: Fine I'm gay with Sparx.
crowd: ...
Random: Okay too much information there. Now Moneybags you have to dress and talk like Mr. T for three chapters.
Moneybags: (Puts on Mr. T outfit.) I pity the fool who messes with me.
Crowd: (Laugh)
Random: Now for my own dares Spyro you have to jump off a 9000 mile high cliff with you wings tied up so you can't fly.
Spyro: Won't that kill me?
Random: No there will be a net at the bottom to catch you.
Spyro: Okay (Jumps off cliff)
Spratis: You didn't put the net there didn't you?
Random: Oh I put something there.
Spyro: (Lands in a pit of fangirls) SON OF A (BEEP) RANDOM YOU (BEEPING) (BEEP) I AM GOING TO (BEEPING) TEAR OFF YOUR (BEEP) AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR (BEEP) AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET EMBER AND MAKE HER (BEEP) YOU SO HARD YOU'LL END UP WITH A BROKEN PELVIS.
Spratis: You better run.
Random: No I'll just go super psycho on him if he tries anything. Now Cynder you have to fly down there and try to save Spyro from the fangirls.
Cynder: Easy (flies down there)
Spratis: She does realise how hard it will be to get him away from the fangirls.
Random: Yeah especially since I put the world's population of Cynder haters in there.
Spratis: Damn.
Cynder: (Flies down but gets shot to the ground by fangirls and Cynder haters)
random fangirl: NO ONE TOUCHES MY SPYRO.
Crowd: ...
Random: Now Ember you have to fight off the world's population of Ember haters with a toothpick.
Ember: (Beep) (Runs into hoard of Ember haters but gets beaten to a bloody pulp within three seconds) So...Much...Pain.
Spratis: Sucks to be you.
Random: Yeah she is nothing but a whelp.
Ember: Your all mean (Cries)
Random: (Hits Ember over the head with a frying pan) GET OVER IT WOMEN (Beats Ember up even more) Now Moneybags is to run around the studio throwing his gems all over the place.
Moneybags: I pity the fool who touches my cash. (Pulls out snickers bar) Get some nuts. (Runs around the studio throwing gems all over the place.
Crowd: (Run onto stage and take all the gems)
Random: Now Flame has to light himself on fire and run to the fire department yelling I'm a massive idiot who lights things for no reason.
Flame: Damn (Lights self on fire and runs to fire department) I'M A MASSIVE IDIOR WHO LIGHTS THINGS ON FIRE FOR NO REASON.
Firemen: (Grab hose and turn it on and shoot water at Flame.)
Flame: Thanks for that (Runs back to studio)
Random: Wow that came out better than I thought.
Spratis: Yeah.
Mistress: I know what you talking about Spratty.
Crowd: (Laugh their heads off)
Random: Dang Spratis things aren't doing well for your reputation.
Dream: Spratis has a reputation?
Random: Yeah shocking isn't it but hey so do I (Opens door revealing a large army of people around a building that says 'Shrine of Random'.)
Army of Random fans: ALL HAIL RANDOM.
Dream: Wow that is one crazy reputation you have.
Random: Yeah . Anyway hope you enjoyed this chapter and see you next time on Spyro...
Crowd: TRUTH OR DARE 2 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Video Camera: (Blows up)