Hi again! BittyBoBitty here! I'm almost certain that this combo has been done before, but I think it goes well. So here's my version! Enjoy! Remember to review!
Song: I Won't Say I'm In Love from Hercules
Characters: Riza, Maria, Winry
Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or Hercules
It was a typical day in Mustang's office. Roy was asleep...again. Havoc and Breda were arguing. Fury was being his normal quiet self, and Riza was cleaning her pistol. She looked over and noticed Roy had fallen asleep. She sighed, but didn't get angry as she normally would. She actually admired the sleeping colonel for a while. The Elric's were also in town, which means so was their mechanic, Winry. Winry was at headquarters visiting Sergeant Ross. Maria and Winry were horrors when they got together. While Riza was admiring the colonel, Winry and Maria were peering through the door. They couldn't help giggling like little school girls. After a few minutes, Riza finally broke out of the pull Roy had on her and shot the wall next to him, just missing his head. He woke with a start, falling off his chair in the process. "He got up and rubbed his head.
"What...how long have I been out?" Riza simply looked at her gun.
"Long enough to get no work done, again." He chuckled a little but got back to work. The end of the day came and Riza left, after saying her goodbyes to everyone. She was walking down the street, still a fair way away from her house. She heard approaching footsteps. She turned to see Winry and Maria. They were wearing devilishly big grins.
"Hi girls, what are you two doing heading down this way?" They giggled. Winry went to say something, but Maria was quicker.
"We wanted to know why you don't tell the colonel that you love him." She had not expected this. She went a little red, but composed herself before they noticed.
"What are you talking about?" Winry pushed Maria out of the way.
"We saw you staring at him, just admit it." They huddled in closer. Riza backed away.
"I do not love the colonel. He is too immature and childish for my liking..." They grinned. Winry made kissy faces.
"That's what makes him even more attractive to you." Riza couldn't hold back her blush. They danced and cheered.
"We knew it! We knew it!" Riza sighed.
(Riza)
"If there's a prize for rotten judgement"
"I guess I've already won that"
"No man is worth the aggravation" They made kissy faces at her.
"That's ancient history"
"Been there, done that!" Winry and Maria started dancing around her.
(Winry and Maria)
"Who'd'ya think you're kidding?"
"He's the earth and heaven to ya"
"Trying to keep it hidden"
"Honey, we can see right through you!"
(Riza)
"Oh "
(Winry and Maria)
"Girl you can't conceal it"
"We know how you're feeling and"
"Who you're thinking of"
(Riza)
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh"
"No chance, no way"
"I won't say it, no, no" They chased her around the corner.
(Winry and Maria)
"You swoon, you sigh"
"Why deny it? Uh-ho" The wiggled their fingers in her face she turned and ran for the next street.
(Riza)
"It's too cliché"
"I won't say I'm in love!"
(Winry and Maria)
""
(Riza)
"I thought my heart had learned its lesson"
"It feels so good when you start out" She smiled at the thought. She grabbed her head.
"My head is screaming get a grip, girl!" She put her hands over her heart.
"Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!
"" The two girls stood in front of her again, arms folded.
(Winry and Maria)
"You keep on denying"
"Who you are and how you're feeling"
"Baby, we're not buying"
"Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling" They threw their arms up. They both pointed at her.
"Face it like a grown- up"
"When ya gonna own up?"
"That you got, got, got it bad"
(Riza)
"" Riza shook her head.
"No chance, no way"
"I won't say it no, no"
(Winry and Maria)
"Give up, give in"
"Check the grin, you're in love" She felt her face. She was smiling, alot. She composed herself.
(Riza)
"This scene won't play"
"I won't say I'm in love" She raised her arms as she held the last note.
(Winry and Maria)
"You're doing flips, read our lips"
"You're in love"
(Riza)
"You're way off base"
"I won't say it"
(Winry and Maria)
"She won't say it no" They were back to back, shaking their heads.
(Riza)
Get off my case!"
(Winry and Maria)
"Shut up, Shut up"
(Riza)
"I won't say it!" She stood her ground and shook her head.
(Winry and Maria)
"Girl, don't be proud"
"It's ok you're in love" They looked at where they were. Back at headquarters, where Roy was working late.
(Riza)
"Oh"
"At least out loud"
"I won't say I'm in love" She stared into the window where she knew Roy would be sitting.
(Winry and Maria)
"Shalalalalala...la" They over-exaggerated the last note. They looked at Riza with goo-goo eyes.
"I still won't say it" They laughed but decided to leave her alone.
