I have no life. This is like my fourth songfics tonight...Hope you enjoy!
Song: The Hula Song from the Lion King
Characters: Havoc, Breda, Mustang, Hawkeye
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or the Lion King
It was raining at the office today. For once, no one had any paperwork. So basically, everyone was bored. Roy was drifting off. Every time he let his head fall back, Havoc and Breda would fling something in his mouth. After about the fifth time, Roy was fed up. He got up and pounded his fists against his desk.
"That is it! We have to find something to do, NOW!" Havoc and Breda quickly hid underneath Roy's desk. Hawkeye just sat there.
"I have a suggestion, sir." Roy retook his seat.
"What is it, Lieutenant?" He kicked the two out from under his desk.
"Why don't we have Havoc and Breda put on a little show for us. They have ten minutes to come up with something to entertain us. If it's good, they can continue to fling things into your mouth, if not, they have to do both our paperwork." Mustang glared at her.
"So basically it's a win/win for you?" She just smiled.
"Fine, Havoc, Breda. You have ten minutes!" They saluted before leaving the room. The next ten minutes was the longest of Roy's life as he came up with several attempts to think of what they would do. He heard the door creak, whispers coming from behind it. Roy simply sat back and waited. Eventually Havoc came through the door, wearing a hula skirt. This on its own was enough to entertain the Colonel. He couldn't help laughing. He quickly composed himself.
"Go ahead" Riza chuckled and put her gun down. She just had to see this. Havoc took a deep breath.
"Luau!" Breda suddenly jumped through the door and started dancing. He was wearing a pig costume. Havoc continued to sing, while performing the hula.
(Havoc)
"If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat"
"Eat my buddy Breda here because he is a treat!"
"Come on down and dine"
"On this tasty swine"
"All you have to do is get in line!" He pointed to Breda's backside
"Aaaare you achin'?"
(Breda)
"Yep yep yep!"
(Havoc)
"Foooor some bacon?"
(Breda)
"Yep yep yep!"
(Havoc)
"Heeee's a big pig!"
(Breda)
"Yep yep yep!"
(Havoc)
"You could be a big pig too!"
(Havoc and Breda)
"Oi!" They stayed in their final, flamboyant poses. That was easily the funniest thing Roy had ever seen. He fell off his chair laughing. Even Riza was laughing.
"I never thought you go to that extent to avoid some paperwork!" She laughed again. Roy tried to compose himself.
"Where did you get the pig suit from anyway?" Breda answered.
"Major Armstrong." They all visualized the major in a pig suit. They all shuddered. Havoc straightened up.
"Now that is something I hope I never see." They all laughed and spent the rest of the afternoon talking about who could possibly do the dance better.