The way I have imagined is the funniest thing I think I've seen! I just had to write it! Please Enjoy!
Song: I Just Can't Wait To Be King from the Lion King
Characters: Roy, Havoc, Ed, Al, Fury and Breda
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist of the Lion King
When Ed had entered the office this morning, he didn't expect his day to turn out like this.
Roy was once again going on about being king.
"When I am-" Ed cut him off.
"We know, we know. All female officers will be required to wear tiny mini-skirts. You told us already. Roy looked at him sheepishly. He stood on his table. Everyone stared.
(Roy)
"I'm gonna be a mighty king"
"So enemies beware!" Ed jumped up next to him.
(Ed)
"Well, I've never seen a king or beast"
"With quite so little hair!"
(Roy)
"I'm gonna be the main event"
"Like no king was before" He pushed Ed off the table.
"I'm brushing up, I'm looking down"
"I'm working on my ROAR!" HE said this in Ed's direction.
(Ed)
"Thus far, a rather uninspiring things"
(Roy)
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king!"
(Ed)
"You've rather a long way to get yet Mustang"
"If you think"
(Roy)
"No one saying do this"
(Ed)
"Now when I said that...
(Havoc)
"No one saying be there"
(Ed)
"What I meant was...
(Roy)
"No one saying stop that!"
(Ed)
"What you don't realize...
(Roy and Havoc)
"No one saying see here!"
(Ed)
"NOW SEE HERE!" HE stomped off after them. They were prancing around the office.
(Roy)
"Free to run around all day!"
(Ed)
"Now that's definitely out!" He tried to grab Havoc's uniform, but missed.
(Roy)
"Free to do it all my way!" He climbed back up on the table. He put his hands on his hips.
(Ed)
"I think it's time that you and I"
"Arranged a heart to heart"
(Roy)
"Kings don't need advice"
"From little pipsqueaks for a start!" Ed chased Roy around the office once again.
(Ed)
"If this is where the Monarchy is headed"
"Count me out!"
"Out of service!"
"Out of Amestris!"
"I wouldn't hang about!" Roy and Havoc started chasing Ed with the one thing he hated most – MILK!
"AHHHHH"
"This guy is getting wildly out of wing..."
(Roy)
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!" He seemed very pleased with himself. He was posing on a wheely chair as Havoc pushed him around.
"Everybody look left!" Havoc rolled him left, almost running Ed over. He rolled out of the way.
"Everybody look right!" He rolled back, barely missing Ed's head.
"Everybody look I'm" He stood up straight on his chair and posed.
"STANDING IN THE SPOTLIGHT!"
(Ed)
"NOT YET!"
(Al, Breda, Havoc and Fury)
"Let every soldier go for broke and sing!"
"It's gonna be King Roy's finest fling!"
(Everyone – excluding Ed)
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!" They all lifted Roy up above them.
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!" They started to move in a circular motion.
"Oh I just can't waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...TO BE !" They all finished, holding Roy up. He had his arms held high as he posed. Riza walked in, saw the fiasco and immediately left. Ed simply clapped, made a small rumble and everyone fell. He grabbed Al and left the building as fast as possible.
"We are not hanging out with them anymore."