Hi everyone! Holidays are finally here so I'll be able to write lots! I came up with this entirely random one while sitting bored at the airport! Enjoy!
Song: Do You Like Waffles? by Parry Gripp
Characters: Gluttony
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FMA OR ANY SONGS
Gluttony was happily walking down the streets of East City looking for Lust. He was feeling awfully hungry. His tummy started grumbling.
"I'm hungry..." His stomach grumbled again. He continued walking the streets of East. A very nice looking man approached him.
"Gee son, you look hungry. Would you like some food?" Gluttony nodded his head.
"Yes! Yes!" The stall owner walked behind his stall.
"I just have one question for you." Gluttony waited patiently.
(Store Owner)
"Do you like waffles?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like waffles!"
(Store Owner)
"Do you like pancakes?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like pancakes!"
(Store Owner)
"Do you like french toast?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like french toast!"
(Store Owner)
"Do do do do" Gluttony jumped up and started dancing.
(Gluttony)
"Can't wait to get a mouthful!"
(Store Owner)
"Waffles!"
(Gluttony)
"Waffles!"
(Store Owner)
"Waffles!"
"Wa-"
(Gluttony)
"Do do do do" Gluttony spun around like a fairy.
"Can't wait to get a mouthful!"
(Store Owner)
"Do you like waffles?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like waffles!"
(Store Owner)
"Do you like pancakes?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like pancakes!" He was shuddering from anticipation.
(Store Owner)
"Do you like french toast?"
(Gluttony)
"Yeah I like french toast!"
(Store Owner)
"Do do do do"
(Gluttony)
"Can't wait to get a mouthful!" And with that, Gluttony jumped on the stall and ate all the waffles, pancakes and french toast the man spoke of...and he ate the man too...