Heyy! I got this idea when I watched Glee and heard the song, then I read another fanfic and it clicked and I had to write it. So enjoy! Remember, I take requests!

Song: Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield

Characters: Havoc

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FMA OR ANY SONGS

Havoc sat at his desk, playing with a cigarette. He'd been a little down lately. Last week, he had finally worked up the courage to ask Hawkeye out on a date, but when he walked in to work to do it, he found her with her face glued to Colonel Mustang's. He was happy they were going out. Everyone thought they should, but still...

(Havoc)

"Mustang is a friend"

"Yea I know"

"He's been a good friend of mine'

"But lately something's changed"

"That ain't hard to define"

"Mustang's got himself a girl'

"And I wanna make her mine" He looked over to where the Lieutenant was sitting. As had been happening for the last week, she was just staring at the Colonel, and he was staring back.

(Havoc)

"And she's watching him with those eyes"

"And she's lovin' him with that body"

"I just know it"

And he's holding her in his arms"

"Late late at night" He couldn't stand the sight of the two love-birds anymore. He escaped the room as fast as he could and walked down the hallway to the cafeteria.

(Havoc)

"You know I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"Where can I find a woman like that?" He entered the cafeteria and somehow they had beaten him there. He took a seat one table away. His voice was low and quiet.

(Havoc)

"I'll play along with the charade"

"There doesn't seem to be a reason to change"

"You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute" His gaze made his way over to her again.

"I wanna tell her that I love her"

"But the point is probably moot" Both Roy and Riza looked like they had teleported. They were positioned exactly as they were back in the office, just staring at eachother.

(Havoc)

"'Cause she's watching him with those eyes"

"And she's lovin' him with that body"

"I just know it"

"And he's holding her in his arms"

"Late late at night" He took his chance to escape again, this time to the gym. He needed to hit something, and soon.

(Havoc)

"You know I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"I wish that I had Mustang's girl" He almost ran into the gym, hitting the closest punching bag possible.

"Where can I find a woman like that?"

"Like Mustang's girl"

"I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"Where can I find a woman"

"Where can I find a woman like that?" He belted into the bag. After a good minute of furious pounding, he took a seat on a near-by bench. He looked up and saw his reflection in the mirror.

(Havoc)

"And I'm looking in the mirror all the time"

"Wonderin' what she don't see in me"

"I've been funny"

"I've been cool with the lines"

"Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?" He went to the restrooms to take a quick shower. He quickly scoped the restrooms to see if anyone was there. All clear.

(Havoc)

"Tell me!"

"Why can't I find a woman like that?" He scrubed himself over before getting out and quickly dressing. He started to make his way back to the office.

(Havoc)

"You know I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"I want Mustang's girl"

"Where can I find a woman like that?"

"Like Mustang's girl"

"I wish that I had Mustang's girl"

"I wanna I want"

"Mustang's girl" He walked into the office to see the absense of everyone. That was unusual. He walked in further and further until he heard the door close. He turned around slowly to see Roy standing there, a furious look on his face. With one gulp, Havoc was suddenly running for his life, dodging flames.

"SIR, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I'M HAPPY FOR YOU!" Roy growled.

"TELL IT TO THE FLAMES, LOVER BOY!"