Mostly setting things up, dropping some info and whatnot...and some silliness...

Ziva stepped through a doorway, seeing a bright green "Test Complete" blinking on the monitor in Abby's lab, "Abby?"

Abby rushed out of her office, grinning, "Are you ready?" She joyfully asked.

Ziva took a deep breath and slowly headed over to the monitor, she nodded at Abby.

"There's nothing to be nervous about, how late are you?"

"About a week."

Abby smiled, she turned to her computer, "You're..." She clicked on the mouse, "Not pregnant." Her voice lowered, "Sorry."

Ziva sighed, lowering her head.

"Hey, it's okay, it's only been 3 months, you have all the time in the world." Abby leaned forward taking Ziva in her arms, hugging her, "Are you guys doing it right?"

"Are we doing it right?" Ziva pulled back seeing a smiling Abby. She laughed, "We know how to have sex, Abby."

"Yeah, I know, but does he, you know."

"Does he what?" Ziva squinted, a little confused.

"You know, in you or on you?"

Ziva rolled her eyes, "Abby."

"I'm just saying, boys will be boys!"

"Tony is a good boy." Ziva smiled.

"Aww." Abby expressed, almost disappointed.

"And he can be naughty, too." Ziva smirked.

Abby grinned, "Do tell."

Ziva shook her head, laughing, "What is your fascination with our sex life?"

Abby closed her eyes and smiled, "His firm, strong chest; warm, pressed against my body, my hot chest panting back against his, feeling his hot breath on my face." She opened her eyes, her entire body trembling.

"What was that?" Ziva asked.

"Nothing." Abby said, quickly sliding past Ziva moving towards her office.

"Was that about Tony?"

Abby stopped in her tracks, "Maybe." She turned, biting her lip, "Yes."

"Wait, did you and Tony..."

"No, no, no. Never. That's just wrong, he's like my big brother! That's hinky!"

"Yet you are imagining him laying on top of you?"

"No, he actually did that, but you're right, that and him naked at the zoo." Abby rubbed at her temples, "Ok, gone, deleted and de-fragged. Now, where were we?"

"I am so confused." Ziva admitted.

"Good!" Abby smiled, "So, we're still on for Halloween tomorrow, right?"

"Huh? Oh yeah, what time do you want me here?"

"30 minutes before work."

"I will try to separate myself from his penis long enough to get here early." Ziva said with a straight face.

Abby's jaw dropped opened, she was speechless.

"You deserved that." Ziva chuckled, walking out of the lab.

Tony let out a deep moan as Ziva's head slipped up from under the covers, "Good morning, Mr. DiNozzo." She whispered with a kiss.

He lifted his hands to her face, caressing her cheeks, he slightly tilted her head, kissing her back, "As too you, Mrs. DiNozzo." He turned over, moving her to her back, he kissed her again before moving below the sheet.

She ducked her arms under the sheet to stop him, "I don't have time." She moaned.

He quickly pushed his head back up, kissing her, "What do you mean?"

She kissed him back, tasting herself on his lips, "I have to meet Abby before work."

"Aww, I was just getting to the good part." He frowned.

She turned her head, looking at the clock on the nightstand, she looked back at him and smiled, "Okay, 10 minutes."

Tony and McGee walked off the elevator, a huge spider web adorned the top of the forensic lab's door.

Tony reached up, flapping the web with his fingers.

"She really went all out this year." Gibbs remarked, taking a drink of his coffee, standing in the hallway.

Tony and McGee's heads swung to Gibbs, "Yeah, Ziva helped her this year, Boss."

Gibbs nodded and stepped through the door, tripping a laser sensor that set off the sound of a old, creaky iron door. The lab sprung to life with bubbling test tubes, a thick, white fog seeped from an opened coffin near the far wall.

"Back here." A voice whispered from Abby's office.

"Tony took a step towards the sliding door, but stopped, "This is SO a trap."

Gibbs laughed, "Ya think, DiNozzo?"

They walked into the back, a table covered with cupcakes, candy and a large punch bowl filled with a red liquid sat in the middle of the room.

The door suddenly slammed shut behind them, the room went pitch black, "I hate when Tony's right." McGee groaned.

"Look on the bright side, McGee, we might die, but we'll get snacks in the afterlife." Tony joked.

The lights popped on, Abby and Ziva were standing in front of them.

Abby was dressed in cargo pants, a dark green vest and boots; her hair pulled back into a ponytail, "You like the new, Ziva, yes?" She grinned, giving her best Ziva impersonation.

"Boo!" Ziva grinned through her dark makeup, taking a step towards Tony, her hair in pigtails, a spiked collar around her neck; wearing a black skirt covered in white skeletons and a white shirt with a blood spray down the length of the side. Her ensemble was finished off with black fishnets and knee high black boots, "Well?"

"Ziva?" Tony questioned.

Ziva laughed, "It's me."

Tony stared at her, shaking his head, a grin formed on his face, "Heh."

"What?"

"Oh, nothing, just thinking of activities I can do with your pigtails."

Tony and Ziva were asleep in bed, spooning, when a loud bang came from their front door.

Tony quickly raised his head as another bang echoed through the house, he carefully slid his arm away from Ziva and slipped out of bed, but she grabbed his arm, "What is it?"

"Probably just some kids playing a prank, go back to sleep." He grabbed a pair of pants, putting them on.

The pounding came in rapid succession as Tony made it to the door, he unlocked it and yanked it open. A person fell foward into the house, dropping something.

A deafening sound, followed by a flash of blinding light filled the room. Tony fell to the floor, covering his head. He looked up, seeing a gun in front of him, he pushed it away and jumped on the person, turning them over.

"TONY!" Ziva yelled from the back of the house. She dashed through the house, weapon in hand, moving into the living room, seeing Tony on top of a woman, restraining her, "Savannah?"

"GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!" Savannah screamed.

Ziva ran over, dropping down to her knees next to them, "Where's Sarah? What happened?"

Savannah began sobbing uncontrollably, "Give her back, please." She begged through her tears.

Tony and Ziva looked at each other, then back at Savannah, "We don't have her."

Author Note #1 - Tony and Ziva were married on July 8th, Tony's b-day, his idea, so he'd never forget his anniversary. Seems smart to me!

Author Note #2 - The bride wore cargo.

Author Note #3 - No, Tony and Ziva didn't do it when she was dressed as Abby...right?