Hi again! Back for yet another songfic. This one was inspired by YuGiOh Abridged.
Song: Leather Pants by LittleKuriboh
Characters: Ed, Roy and Havoc
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or this incredibly awesome song
Ed, Roy and Havoc had just finished filming episode 13 of the first series of FMA, and cheering fangirls awaited athem at the door. But Roy and Havoc noticed that Ed seemed to have a lot more fangirls. Ed smiled and waved, then the screaming began.
"OH MY GOSH ED YOU'RE SO HOT!"
"AHHHH ED YOU'RE SO SEXY" Roy and Havoc couldn't take this, they made their way to Havoc's car and drove away. Roy was first to break the annoyed silence in the car.
"Why does Ed get so many fangirls? We're hot and sexy too..." He was sobbing. Havoc chuckled.
"The whole show is basically based on him, why wouldn't the girls like him?" Roy continued to sob.
"But still. I bet it's because his pants are so tight." Havoc just laughed.
"If you're worried about that, why don't you just take them?" He continued to laugh, but Roy raised his head.
"That's crazy enough to work..." Havoc's laughing stopped.
"Roy, I wasn't serious, what are you planning?" Roy just laughed.
"We'll see who gets the fangirls after what we are gonna do tonight." Havoc just stared at the road.
"We? So I have to come?" Roy laughed.
"Of course! You want more fangirls too, don't you?" Havoc just sighed.
"Fine, but if something happens, you take all the blame." Roy leaned back in his seat and smiled devilishly.
(Roy)
"Hoo-hoooo"
"Ho ho ho HO HO"
"Lets take his leather pants"
"Hoo-hoooo"
"Ho ho ho HO HO"
"Lets take his leather pants" They pulled up infront of their hotel where all the cast were staying, so they could also prepare for their heist without anyone being suspicious.
"Ha ha"
"Ha ha ha"
"Mwaha"
"Ha ha ha"
"La la"
"La la la"
"We want his leather pants" Both exited the car and made their way into the hotel.
"Ga ga"
"Rah rah rah"
"Nah nah"
"Fluh fluh fluh"
"La la"
"Cha cha cha"
"Take off his leather pants" Both entered Roy's hotel room. Roy threw his coat over the lounge chair and went into the bathroom.
"I'm getting ready"
"My legs have been waxed"
"'Cause when we get the I am wearing your slacks"
"Right on my toosh"
"Toosh toosh toosh"
"Right on my toosh"
(Toosh toosh toosh)
(Right in my toosh) Havoc just stared as Roy danced around the hotel room.
"We want your trousers"
"Your breechers"
"Your traps"
"No you can't get these pants from shopping at GAP"
"The service sucks"
"Sucks sucks sucks"
"It really sucks"
(Sucks sucks)
(It really sucks) He was pulling his pants out of his bag and throwing them everywhere. Havoc just sighed.
(Havoc)
"You know that we want them"
"And you know that we need them"
"We want your pants"
"Your leather pants" Roy slumped his arm over Havocs shoulder.
(Roy)
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants"
"Ooh-wooh-wooh"
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants" Havoc pushed him off while Roy peered out the door. He saw that Ed was just arriving back.
"Wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh"
"Let's take his leather pants"
"Ooh wooh wooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"
"Give us the f-ing pants" He glared at Ed's back as he entered his hotel room.
"Flah flah flah flah flah"
"Da da papa pa"
"Yah yah mama mia"
"We want those leather pants" Roy turned back around and looked at his scattered clothes.
"We dont want vinyl"
"Or cheeno"
"Or briefs"
"I am a General"
"And he's a soldior"
"'Cause we're both hot"
"Hot hot hot"
"We are quiete sexy" Roy held a pose.
(Havoc)
"Mustang that doesn't rhyme"
(Roy)
"SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA!" Havoc just stared. Who the hell is Lady Gaga?
"I have watched Phsyco and I liked Vertigo"
"The Birds was ok ohhh I loved Rear Window"
"By Alfred Hitchcock"
"Cock cock cock"
"We love Hitchcock"
"Cock cock cock"
"We love Hitchcock"
(good evening) Havco just turned around and hid his face from the bizarre man he was helping.
(Havoc)
"You know that we want them"
"And you know that we need them"
"We want your pants"
"Your leather pants" Roy stood tall on the table.
(Roy)
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants"
"Ooh-wooh-wooh"
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants" He leapt of the table and lay back on his bed. Havoc decided to take a seat, this could take a while.
"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"
"We want those leather pants"
"No woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woh whoh"
"Let's steal his leather pants" Roy snuck back over to the door, the hallway was clear, they could soon strike.
"Tah tah"
"Mah mah mah"
"Bah bah"
"Wah wah wah"
"Zah zah"
"Vah vah vah"
"Take of his leather pants" He motioned for Havoc to come closer to the door.
"Ga ga"
"Rah rah rah"
"Nah nah"
"Fluh fluh fluh"
"La la"
"Cha cha cha"
"I like these silly noises" Havoc stood near him, peering outside.
(Both)
"Wear wear"
"Leather baby"
"Work it"
"Move your toosh it's sexy"
"Wear wear"
"Leather baby"
"Work it"
"Move your toosh it's sexy"
"Wear wear"
"Leather baby"
"Work it"
(Roy)
"I'M AN EVIL BITCH"
"BABY" They started to sneak along the hallway.
"We want your pants"
"And we want our revenge"
"We want your pants"
"And we're really just friends" They crept a little further almost reaching Ed's door.
"Je voudrais son patalon cuir
"Son pantalon - ..." Roy suddenly sat down.
"WHY AM I SPEAKING FRENCH?"
"WHY AM I SPEAKING FRENCH?"
"I DON'T WANNA BE FRENCH"
"We want your leather pants"
"Take off your friggin pants" They peered through Ed's door. He seemed to be in the shower, and his clothes were laid out on his bed, perfect.
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants"
"Ooh-wooh-wooh"
"Me and Jean Havoc"
"We will have our revenge"
"In that we will take your leather pants" They began to sneak in.
"Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"
"We want your freaking pants"
"Let's get his leather pants"
"Let's take his leather pants" Roy snuck over and grabbed Ed's pants off his bed and replced them with a pair of baggy cargo pants.
"Woh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"
"Take of those frigging pants"
"Remove his f-ing pants"
"Lets take his leather pants" They made a break back to Roy's room. Roy ran in and jumped on his bed.
"Haha"
"Ha ha ha"
"Mwha"
"Ha ha ha"
"Ga ga"
"Ha ha ha"
"We got the leather pants" Roy continued to laugh.
"Now we can finally get some fan girls!" Havoc just looked at him.
"Roy, You aren't planning to wear those are you?" Roy looked over at him.
"Even if I was, why couldn't I?" Havoc laughed.
"Aren't they a little...small?" Suddenly the door burst open. Ed barged in, wearing cargo pants.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL-" He was cut off by Havoc who put his hand over his mouth.
"Settle down Ed. I was just telling the Colonel how your pants wouldn't fit him." Ed stopped for a second, and Havoc let him go.
"You stole my pants?" Roy laughed hesitently.
"Well you see it's a funny story..." Ed held out his hand.
"Hand them over" Roy didn't move. Ed continued to hold out his hand.
"Mustang, give me my pants" Roy laughed.
"What are you gonna do about it?" Ed then walked over to the phone and dialed the reception. Both Roy and Havoc looked at him in confusion. He put on his kid voice, the kid was only 14 years old.
"Hello? Yes, this man took my pants and he won't give them back and he-" Havoc put his hand over his mouth again and Roy took the phone.
"Sorry, my son was just about to have a bath, and he likes to cause trouble, have a good night." He hung up the phone and gave Ed back his pants.
"Stupid kid" Ed just smiled triumphently and went back to his room. Havco looked over at Roy.
"Got any other fans to get more fan girls?"