A/N: hey ya'll! i was happy to see that i got 2 reviews :) reviews make me smile! this chapter is a bit longer kinda sorta, not really...i know the chapters aren't long it's just that i like to end chapters at a new scene. makes my life easier. ANYHOOO! read and REVIEWWWWWW! (first read!) GO.

Chapter 2:

"Jimmy!" House called out, but there was no response. "Jimmeee! Jimbo! Jiiimbo!"

Still no answer.

"James! James! Jaaaames!"

Nothing.

"JAMES EVAN WILSON!"

Finally, a perplexed young man with fluffy brown hair turned around to stare wide-eyed at his worst nightmare - and best friend. "House, what do you want? I'm trying to have a conversation over here," he sighed, pointing to the younger gentlemen besides him.

"Well I'm trying to have a conversation with you!"

James rolled his eyes and excused himself from his former conversation. He walked over to where his friend was standing. "What do you want, House?"

"Why do you always talk to underclassman?" House asked, signaling the younger man who was walking away nervously.

James ignored him and kept talking. "House!" he stressed. "What do you want?"

House smiled at his friend. "I have a question for you."

"Oh this should be good…"

House smirked. "I need you to identify some girl for me."

James stared, bewildered. "That's…it?"

"Yup!"

"Really?"

House rolled his eyes. "Yes, Jimmy."

"Oh, okay. What does she look like?"

"Dark brown hair, killer boobs, about 5'4". Did I mention killer boobs?"

"House…that doesn't really narrow it down much," James sighed, ignoring his friend's previous inappropriate remarks.

"Oh and she's got a HUGE attitude problem!"

"What do you mean?"

"She's a real bitch, is all."

"Um…bitchy brunette…our grade?"

"Yeah."

"Could be Sara M."

"No, I know her."

James pierced his lips and glanced upwards, racking his brain for a list of bitchy brown haired girls. "Oh! It could be Jamie S.!"

"Nope, I know her too."

"Uhg…I give up. Are you sure she's in our grade?"

"Positive. Well, almost. But when am I ever wrong?"

James frowned, annoyed but mostly because House was right. He was always right.

"Don't worry, Watson! We'll figure it out," House said, slapping his friend on his back.

Ow, James thought. "I hate when you call me that…" Also, I could care less about finding this girl.

James and House began to head for the door to go eat outside when suddenly House stopped walking.

James turned his head, confused. "What?" he asked.

"That's her!"

"Whuh? Where?"

"Right there!" House took James' hand and pointed it in the right direction.

"Her?"

"Yes, her!" House dropped his friend's hand.

"Lisa?" James asked.

"Lisa?" House repeated, liking the way her name rolled off his tongue.

"Yeah, Lisa Cuddy. You're telling me you don't remember her?"

"Should I?" House asked, staring at "Lisa" from afar and trying to remember who she was.

"Well, we have been going to school with her since 6th grade."

"6th grade, really?" House was astonished. How could he forget a girl? Let alone a hot one!

"Yeah. Me and her are actually pretty good friends still."

"Still?"

"Oh um, we kinda…dated for a little bit."

"Wait, WHAT?" House bellowed, causing multiple stares from other students and staff members.

"Calm down, it was a long time ago!" James eased offensively.

"You dated her?"

James nodded.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT! She's not that Lisa Cuddy; is she?"

James was silent.

"Oh my god! She was your first girlfriend!"

"We went out on two dates, it really doesn't cou—"

"Wait, she used to be ugly! What the fuck happened?" House interrupted.

"Puberty? And she was never that ugly!"

"Yeah but she's like really hot now!"

James sighed. "You're incredible," he mumbled.

"This is awesome! It's like, the whole ugly ducking turns swan thing! Ha!"

"Uh huh, sure," James replied, obviously not caring. "Can we go eat lunch now?"

"Yeah, yeah. Just a minute."

"What is it now?" James groaned.

"Is she seeing anyone?" House asked as he watched Lisa walk away.

"No, why?"

He shrugged. "What kind of guys does she go for? Besides you?"

"How should I know?"

"You said you were friends! And you did date her!"

"House, that was back in the 6th grade," Jimmy reasoned. "Why are you so interested in her anyways?"

"Just curious is all."

Jimmy shook his head. "Nu uh, not buying it. Greg House is never "just curious"."

House just stared mindlessly at his friend, as he always did in conversation.

"Oh my god…you don't actually LIKEher, do you?"

"I like parts of her," House smirked. "Preferably those two round jiggly things on her chest."

"If you were just interested in getting with her, you wouldn't be asking about dating her. What's really going on, House?"

"Nothing, Jimbo, god! I just figure a girl like her needs to be taken out on a date first before getting to the good stuff."

Jimmy sighed and began walking towards the school exit. "Jeez you are so immature. You should know she doesn't like guys like you. She likes guys who are actually nice and thoughtful. Aka your complete opposite!"

"I'll bet you 5 bucks I can get her to go out with me by next Friday!" House boasted as he ran to catch up with his friend.

"HA! You're on!"

A/N cont.: thanks for reading. the next chapter will be up tomorrow! also, just to clarify... i always use "House" as House...cuz...i hate calling him Greg. and...the reason i'm calling Wilson "James" is because no one actually goes by their last name in high school. But House does...only cuz he's House. and Cuddy will be called "Lisa" unless being addressed by House. where she will then be called "Cuddy" or "Cuddles" (i mean duh. what else!) K THX BYE