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Chapter two
1. There is a big possibility Stephanie/Valkyrie might, just MIGHT, know that Skullduggery is a skeleton. Can't be sure though…..
2. Valkyrie Pop Quiz
Name: Valkyrie Cain
Hobbies: Staring at people.
3. Beryl: Do you have something wrong with your face?
No Beryl, Skulduggery's hair is really a wig substitute from a clown's horror movie! And the hat, sunglasses, coat and scarf? He feels the cold a lot and his eyes are sensitive to the sun! You didn't buy that? Fine the truth is he's a living skeleton. Yeah, pretty cool huh? Wait, what are you doing with that straightjacket? You think I'm nuts? You are the reason Tinker Bell's sister died? MURDERER!
4. The phrase 'Driving me up the wall.' Is apparently very accurate in Tanith's case.
5. The thing Skulduggery misses the most out of living? Is his hair. Yup, you read it right. Hair. How vain can ya' get?
6. Yeah, Valkyrie/Stephanie Skulduggery really wants to demonstrate his Earth powers, his favorites past time is talking to worms!
7. Do you think Skulduggery might be related to Valkyrie' head master? They both seem to like being late for appointments. Even important ones like wills…..
8. Note this down. The best cuss of all time. "You have big ears.' That's definitely what you should say to get the bad guy off your back!
9. Skulduggery: You cheated – sulkily –
Valkyrie: -stubbornly- did not.
Skulduggery: You used the scepter to see if I was there!
Valkyrie: Did not. Word of advice, Skulduggery, don't let one go whilst playing hide and seek.
10. When killing Nefraine Serpine he requests you do so whilst reciting poetry.
(A/N: Took me ages to do this one. It's going to get harder. Read and Review if you want virtual cupcakes!)