(A/N: Okay, I'm freaking out. This chapter is completely dedicated to YOU LythiaHarpen you rock my world. Guys who don't know what I'm talking about is Lythia has added me to her Author faves &story alerts AND reviewed. Love ya Lyth.... R&R)

1. Skulduggery is the new Jesus! He walked on water guys! C'mon that's pretty impressive.

2. Valkyrie/Stephanie is definitely one of Skulduggery's best partners. I mean, come on, she thought to threaten his hat! Not many people would think of that!

3. Don't try to hide it Tanith, we know your sword is your only friend. Be PROUD of it Tanith. Be PROUD.

4. Its decided. Valkyrie/Stephanie's parents are the most gullible people in the world. I mean come on, a house full of Gordon's darkest work and no, of course Valkyrie/Stephanie wouldn't even dream of reading it, she's reading the dictionary.

5. Oh and Popple is a word apparently. Sure Val/Steph we believe you. We have complete faith.

6. Serpine is also very gullible. My evidence? And I quote;

'This is your last chance. Tell me where the key is.' Never heard of a little word called please Serpine?

'OK.' Did you seriously believe him Serpine? I expected better of you.

'No, only joking. Do your worst.' Now it says he laughs but you can tell he's totally crying on the inside.

7. The latest accessory. Hollow men flesh is a very good look for your hair. As so beautifully modelled by Tanith Low.

8. 'I didn't kill them!' Okay, I don't know how to break this to you Tome, honey. But, okay deep breath oxygen is still your friend remember that, if it's not letting Serpine through and the only thing to weaken the barrier is killing you, well he's kind of gonna. Kill you that is. You are gullible as well. Wow, I might need to start a list if there's even more people.

9. I want to kill people by just pointing at them! Hmm, how to do that... I know! I'll paint my hand red! Yes, that's sure to work. –points at someone- damn, didn't work. Um, why is the world going black. Ah, good. Light. I'm going into it now and I'm dead. Oh man. How come it works in all the movies! RIP OFF!

10. Oh no Serpine is after the book of names! Damn, the world is lost. The book is the most powerful thing out there. I mean, it has its own PEDASTAL. Yup, it is definitely a thing of power.

(A/N: I don't think that was my best but there ya go. That was for you LythiaHarpen. And as I told Lyth I'll be doing this for the rest of the series, which is why I haven't been mentioning the other characters which we meet later on. Sorry for the confusion. Read and Review. You shall get virtual Pancakes!)