(A/N: So this chapter is dedicated to Dark Eco Angel. You are awesome BTW. Here ya go.)
Chapter 4, 31 – 40
1.'What are you doing?'
'I don't know. Probably something very brave.'
Yep, guys you heard right. Skulduggery can predict the future!
2. If you want to be an Elemental be warned. Don't wave at people. It makes them fly into walls. Try story.
3. I know why Cleavers can't speak! They had their tongue cut off. Yup, it's true. I can see the headlines now........... 'Cleavers speech mystery solved, great weakness is missing tongue.....' Yup, definitely a seller.
4. Guy 1 – Hey is that water meant to be flying? Does it usually fly.
Guy 2 – Don't worry about it, in the book it says were not supposed to notice it.
Guy 1 – Oh, okay. That explains so much.
5. Ah, Valkyrie. Sweet innocent Valkyrie. You know the Bentley would be very offended if it could read your thoughts about your nickname for Skulduggery's back up car. Canary and Ben are married you know.
6. 'I don't know what you'd do without me, Skulduggery. I really don't.'
Ya, 'cause obviously China you saved all their lives. They would have DIED if you weren't there to give them a lift. China, you – you have saved us all.
7. The one thing you can count on Valkyrie is that – deep breath – she always tells the truth!
'Are you sulking now?'
'Yes.'
'OK.'
8. Is just me or is it plainly obvious China was flirting with Skulduggery in the books so far? Yup, I thought not.
9. 'I'd better get my last guess right then eh? Is it........ Rumplestilskin?' No? Dammm... I was so sure as well! Man, this is not my day.
10. 'Stephanie that's not a vine.'
'What? What is it then?' God Val, how dumb can ya get? It's a snake, duh!
(A/N: There you are. Read & review for the virtual muffins.)