(A/N: OMG, I am SOOO sorry! I have completely and utterly neglected this story! Although ma mum confiscating my laptop might be a part of it... This one's for Violet-Raynee. Here's the Billy Ray bashing I promised you ;D. Enjoy.)

Disclaimer – Don't own it but love it.

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some ways Billy Ray Sanguine' way of transport is the most eco friendly. So peoples, be a bit more like Billy Ray and we might still have grass!

2. Skulduggery's analogy to China's nature – the scorpion stings the fox. Is it just me or is he calling China a bug? Ooh boy she will not like that. Also – a fox? He's calling himself a fox now. I know I've said it before but VAINN!

3. Let's do a quick vote. If you'd been there when Billy Ray stuck his head above the ground raise your hand if you would have kicked it. One, two, twenty three, ninety seven... Okay it's a majority. Billy Ray's head would now be needing plastic surgery.

4. Remember Gordon's will? He said a storm would be coming. He never told anyone but he never wanted to be an author. No. He wanted and always will want to be a weather forecaster!

5. Am I the only one who has no idea what insubscdinate means? Reference page 153.

6. Want to know if your sister is really your sister? No problem. The quickest way would be to check if you have the same eye colour...

7. If you want to know who Skulduggery is in that oh so handy crowd of other skeleton detectives check for the one whistling 'The Girl From Ipomoea.'

8. 'Got a good text message.'

'Ah...'

Again with being gullible!

9. 'I'm not mad.' A bit more being gullible thrown on the side there for you!

10. 'We need to strike now!' Morwenna cried. Okay, am I the only one who finds it hard to take someone with a name like Morwenna seriously? No? Didn't think so...

(A/N: Again, SO sorry. But I hope you don't hold it against me and R&R!"