(A/N: Okay, I know it's been THREE MONTHS since I last updated so prepare for grovelling. *Gets down on knees* I am SO so so so sorry that I haven't updated and I promise that I wasn't neglecting this story. I was just sort of ignoring it for a while. Any ways, nothing has changed I still don't own Skulduggery Pleasant although I do own five of DL's books SIGNED! Ya, I'm just lucky. Whichever reviewer that I still have read and review!(please...)

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1. Val – He's kind of scary.

Skulduggery – That happens when you rarely smile. Mr Bliss is , physically the most powerful individual on the face of the planet. His strength is beyond legendary.

Val- So he is scary?

No duh, Valkyrie! Thanks for not so subtly stating the obvious.

2. Ghastly- Magic then?

Val- You can inject magic?

No, Ghastly just said that for the sake of it. God, get with the programme Val!

3. Val- My leg will be fine

Skulduggery- And my ego will flourish

Skulduggery, no offence, but is there enough room for your ego to flourish any more than it already has?

4. Skulduggery- Don't be jealous of my genius

Don't worry Skulduggery, we're not. *Smiles innocently*

5. Skulduggery: On the bright side, the Sanctuary has a new and interesting addition to their Hall Of Statues.

Val- Do they have a Hall Of Statues?

Skulduggery- Well, no. But now that they've got a statue, maybe they'll start.

Your logic astounds me, Skulduggery

6. Skulduggery- How are you?

Val- Me? I'm fine

Liar

Skulduggery- Really? No nightmares?

Val- Maybe one or two

Pssh, wimp.

7. Val- China betrayed us too, it must run in the family

Val! I'm shocked at you! Really, you should have known better. That's probably very personal. You know, with his mum and dad being dark God worshipers and all.

8. Tanith- Coat

Val- What?

Tanith- *ignores and rips Val's coat off and jumps through glass*

Me- *mutters under breath* Rude...

Val- Easy boy

Vamp: *snarls*

Me-That's his way of saying he's not a dog, Val.

Val- Pssh, I knew that.

Me-*mutters* yea, right

9. Val- Very probably

That sentence didn't even make sense.

10. Skulduggery- Where was I?

Val- I have no idea

Skulduggery- Oh, yes my cunning plan

Nice to know you don't have a big opinion of yourself or anything.

(A/N: Next chapters the last guys! Then I'll put up at some point, What Skulduggery Pleasant, Playing With Fire Has Taught Us. Which is the sequel. Anyways, read and review!)