"Kotone, am I a flying type?" asked Pichu over breakfast.
"No of course not Pichu you're dumb shut up," answered Kotone, not bothering to break her stream of thoughts into proper sentences.
Pichu frowned. "I bet I am a flying type and you just don't want me to know," he grumbled.
"You're electric," said Kotone, putting a pancake in front of him. Pichu picked it up and looked over it with interest.
"This hat is awesome," he said.
"Eat it," said Kotone, putting her own pancake into her mouth.
"WOAH AN EDIBLE HAT DOUBLE AWESOME," said Pichu.
Kotone sighed. "It's not a hat now eat it or I'm giving it to Aggron."
"Aggron isn't stylish enough to wear it," said Pichu, stuffing the entire thing into his mouth at once. Kotone watched with amused revulsion.
"You're so adorable Pichu," she said.
"Yeah I know," he replied.
Kotone watched Pichu as he stuffed another pancake into his mouth. "Whatcha thinking about?" he asked, mouth full of food.
"Silver and Ethan are dumb," she decided. Pichu nodded gravely. "We could beat them in a Pokemon battle."
"AT THE SAME TIME," said Pichu.
Kotone shrugged. "Ehhhh I don't know about that."
There was a moment of silence as Pichu started on a third pancake.
"You eat too much," said Kotone.
"Nuh-uh."
"That's your third pancake."
"I'm fat and adorable."
"No you're just fat."
"NO U."
"Shut up Pichu."
Pichu shrugged. "Fine," he said, stuffing the third pancake down his gullet. Kotone was only a third done with hers.
"I'm gonna teach Metagross how to swim," said Kotone.
"What? Can he?"
"Well Aggron learned so I don't see why Metagross can't. He's so cool he can do anything."
Pichu nodded in agreement. "He needs sunglasses."
"OH MY GOD YES," said Kotone. She bolted down the rest of her pancake and grabbed Pichu by the arm. "LET'S GO RIGHT NOW."
"But I wanted another pancaaaaaaaaake," whined Pichu.
"Oh I'll make some more tomorrow," promised Kotone.
"Yay." Pichu climbed up to Kotone's head and crouched on top of her hat, his favorite spot.
He hit his head on the doorframe of the Pokemart and Kotone didn't even notice.
