Your Turn
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Truth or Dare Part 2
A/N: I am so glad that you guys are loving this! Right now I'd like to shamelessly advertise my other Faberry story, Savior and my other Brittana fic, We Intertwine. Check them out!
Anyway, on with the show!
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"Ask me, Berry," Santana says, letting go of Brittany's hand momentarily, "Let's see what kind of lame dare you can think of for me."
Of course, having locked herself up in her room for 3 days straight, Rachel was prepared for a game such a this. Afterall, she was the one who suggested that they play the game. What's a party without a little Truth or Dare?
"Well Santana, it is approximately 6 o clock and we're all pretty famished, well the majority of us excluding Matt and Mike who actually...ate a whole bag of chips," there was a myterious glint in her eyes. Santana looks unimpressed while the rest of the Glee club waits anxiously.
"And?"
"There's a pizza restaurant nearby. I won't eat any, but could you please buy two large pepperoni pizzas for the group?"
"What?"
"Oh, I forgot to mention, you have to do it in your underwear. And you must sing every word."
And so cues the group's "Oooohhh!" Kurt whispers something in Mercedes' ear regarding the fact that Rachel must've planned it the night before.
"Seriously Berry? I'll give you points for creativity, but no dare is too tough for me-"
"Santana Lopez."
"Thanks, B."
Not waiting for anything, Santana removes her clothing, shoving the material under Rachel's giant tree. The young Diva motions the entire club to follow her and Santana towards the closest Pizzeria.
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"Wow Santana, I must say that was quite an interesting experience to say the least," Rachel declares as the group return to their circle in her backyard.
Mercedes places a hand on the latina's shoulder, trying to stop her previous laughter, "Girl, you are one crazy lady."
"That pizza boy was staring the whole time," Kurt mentions, dabbing his slice with napkins in a small attempt to remove the grease, "I'm jealous, he was pretty cute."
"Not my type," Santana replies simply, putting her clothes back on and taking her rightful place next to Brittany.
"Okay Santana, who are you going to ask next?" Artie asks calmly.
Brown eyes land immediately on hazel, issueing a challenge.
"You ready, Q?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to kiss the most attractive person in this circle," her smirk practically reaches her eyes and Brittany's bouncing out of her place.
Puck nudges Matt and Mike who are sitting near him and pulls out a mint, "I'm ready Fabray."
"Shut up, Puckerman, who says it's you?" Quinn retorts right away, rolling her eyes and laughing at the boy's ego.
Slowly and rather painfully for the eager crowd, Quinn eyes every single person in the circle. Playfully, she crawls towards the middle, her eyes not settling on anyone.
'Oh my gosh, it's my new hair cut isn't it? I was hoping Finn would notice it first though...'
'Oh hell to the no, as gorgeous as Quinn is, I am not up for some girl on girl action.'
'What did I do wrong? I did everything right! She practically swooned when I told her I loved her, she moans so much when we make out. What happened?'
'Hmm, who's hotter in their underwear? Santana or Rachel?'
'I don't know man, it's pretty close surprisingly.'
'Why is Tina still covering my eyes? What if I'm picked?.'
'Are my hands still on Artie's eyes? Whoops! Better apologize with a kiss.'
'What? My guns are even more incredible than they were when school ended and my mohawk grew back! Is the Puckster not good enough for Ms. Wine Coolers?'
'What is Britt staring at?'
'Ohmygosh, there's a squirrel in the tree! Hi!'
'Why is Quinn taking so long? If she continues like this then we'll never be able to-' and Rachel's thoughts are cut off as soft delicate lips encompass her own for a very, far too brief and chaste kiss.
"What the hell, Quinn! That's my girlfriend!"
"Finn! We broke up, get over it and Quinn that-"
"You guys broke up?" Artie yells out on reflex, nearly choking on his pizza.
"Hey Rachel, wanna go out now? Remember, I'm a hot jew."
"Noah!"
"Hey man, she's mine!"
"I am not your property, Finn!"
"Guys, guys, chillax, please!" and the Diva stands up to get everyone's attention and finds herself in the centre.
"Truth or dare, Mercedes?" Quinn asks right away to please the curvy wonder. Her eyes dart between an amused Santana and a still recovering Rachel Berry.
"Truth."
"What a girl!"
"Excuse me?"
"I-I mean, go Mercedes?"
"Thank you, Matt. Anyway, bring it Ms. White Booty."
"What does your greatest sexual fantasy involve?"
"Oh, good question, Quinn!"
"Shut up, Mike."
"So?"
"Um, let's just say a very fine man, suspenders, perhaps some hand cuffs and-"
"Tons of whip cream."
"Kurt! How did you know that?"
"You seem to put that stuff on every dessert you eat."
She rolls her eyes, "I'll just ask you next. Truth or Dare?"
"I feel rather brave tonight, how about a dare?"
"I dare you...to wear your underwear on the outside of your pants for the rest of the night."
"Ew," chant girls- Kurt included.
"The bathroom is in the hall, the first right when you enter from the backyard."
"Thank you, Rachel. Mercedes, I hate you."
"Love you too, Kurt!"
"So who hasn't gone yet?"
Artie, Tina, Matt, Puck and Finn raise their hands. Rachel has finally made it out of her post-Quinn-kiss daze and makes a determined face to make sure the party is still on the ball.
"Oh okay, while Kurt's inside the washroom changing into the rather innappropriate outfit that Mercedes has dared him to wear, would someone like to ask any of the remaining five?"
"Well I'm not afraid of anything and I choose dare!"
"Oh, I have one for you Noah. I dare you to kiss the most attractive," he begins his eager journey towards Quinn, "boy here."
And cue the laughter. Santana's holding her stomach while Brittany's far too distracted with Mr. Quacky. Finn, Matt, Artie and Mike back away by a couple of inches because, yeah, that will totally make a difference.
"Ew. What's the other option?"
"Who's the most attractive male here?"
"...Damn. At least this way I don't have to kiss any dudes. Uh, I'll say Mike."
"Thanks, man."
"No problem, dude."
"Get a room," spits out Kurt as he re enters the wonderful circle, sporting the white briefs he secretly stole from Finn's bag. Of course, why would he reveal that he wears silky black panties on the occasion?
"He looks like...Superman or something," comments Brittany, looking really excited, "Can you fly, Kurt?"
"Uhm, no Brittany, I can't."
"What a lame superhero...can't even fly," Santana pats the back of a very disappointed Brittany.
"Okay, I'll ask Tina. Truth or dare?" Puck gets ready a question since the shy asian goth would probably choose the former from the two.
"Dare."
"Really, now?"
"Tina! This is Puck! You can't trust him to make a non sexual dare!"
"It's okay Artie, I think I can do this."
"Striptease. Now. Rachel, put on some music from your ipod or something."
Tina doesn't get the chance to ask for a truth as Rachel's ipod begins to play Right Said Fred's 'I'm Too Sexy'.
"Um, ew, why do you have this on your ipod?"
"It's a classic 90s one hit wonder, and actually-"
"You know what, just shut up," Quinn interrupts, surprising the small jew, "What? So she could get her dare over with."
One article of clothing at a time, Tina awkwardly sways to the music, her face scrunched up and very displeased. First goes her lacey sweater, which was questionable due to the hot weather- then she removes the black and red shirt underneath revealing a red tank top.
"Okay, that should be fine, Artie! Truth or Dare?"
"Hey! That was totally-"
Artie and Rachel shoot death glares at Puck. The former not wanting his girlfriend to go through much more suffering and the latter not wanting her schedule to be tampered with.
"Okay, who was your first crush in highschool?"
"Tina, why did you ask that? I thought it was obvious that-"
"Santana."
"Ew, no offense."
"None taken."
"Thanks for being honest, Artie."
"No problem T. Anyway, let's get moving. Finn, truth or dare?"
"Dare!" the boy hopes so hard that he gets one of those 'kiss the most attractive person in the room' dares so he could win back Rachel with flattery and a kiss. Finn believed that he was a good kisser, afterall, that's why he gets off so easily, right?
"I dare you to kiss Rachel," Artie asks, getting curious glances from his fellow teammates. He figures that the awkwardness would add a little bit of 'oomph' to the equation. Especially after seeing Rachel's reaction to Quinn's kiss and discussing things under the radar with Tina, Kurt and Mercedes.
"Easy!" the frankenteen declares leaning over to kiss Rachel. His lips land rather too eagerly on the smaller girl's lips, causing her to whimper in surprise. Finn on the other hand takes this as a signal to continue what he was doing- just a lick here and...
"Finn! That was a kiss already, okay?" she wipes her mouth and does her best to obstain from the feeling of disgust that built up within her during the kiss. "Seriously guys, no more kissing me, okay? I would appreciate that my lips would stop getting abused."
"They weren't abused the first time."
"Be quiet, Noah!"
"So did everyone go?"
"Oh, I didn't go!"
"Dude, you totally could've gotten away with lying!"
"Shit, you're right!"
"Oh, Matt, I apologize for forgetting you. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare, I guess."
Rachel takes a moment to enter her house. She opens her freezer and pulls out her tray of ice cubes. Taking one, she gives it to Matt with a smile on her face.
"Put this down your pants, and down your undergarments, and leave it there until it has melted completely."
"O-Okay," Matt replies, his voice shaking, "I-I could totally do that, right man?" he turns to Mike for approval and the asian nods his head.
The second the ice cube touches...you know where, Matt nearly jumps out of his pants in surprise.
"You're quite evil under those layers of argyl, Rachel," Kurt says, giving Rachel a smile as she directs the whole group returns into the house, leaving Matt to run around and Mike to calm down his best friend.
"So, Berry, what next?"
A/N: Next chapter shall be filled with Faberry goodness! Keep the review coming! I loooove them!