Reincarnation Of Naruto

-Chapter 3-

Namine felt sore and miserable that morning, but she didn't know why. Namine remembered that when Hinata was pregnant, she complained of soreness, especially around her stomach. But Namine couldn't be pregnant.

"Namine, are you ok?" Asked Hinata, who groggily got out of bed.

"Hinata…I think I'm pregnant."

"Youare pregnant, Namine." Said Tsunade, after running a scan on her ovaries. "You've been pregnant for a while now. Almost a month. How are you feeling?"

"I feel…hold that thought."

Namine ran into the restroom. The sound of retching reached Hinata and Tsunade's ears.

'I'm defiantly pregnant.' Thought Namine.

Namine came back from the restroom to answer Tsunade's question. "I feel strange. I have never been pregnant before. How bad can it be?"

Tsunade and Hinata groaned.

-Hinata's POV-

Namine's pregnancy was ten times worse then my own! Namine, while pregnant, seemed to have an uncontrollable urge for ramen every day of the week. Normally, this wouldn't be so strange, but Namine't touched the stuff since her fifteenth birthday, when Naruto and Kyuubi merged. So I constantly have to go visit Teuchi, the owner of Ichiraku, for her daily serving of Ramen, which summed up to fifteen bowls, for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, a total of 45 bowls! Luckily, Tsunade was helping pay the food bill, and Teuchi started giving us discounts. Although she did tell me.

"Do not get Namine pregnant again, or else Konohakagure will be broke!"

This threat from Tsunade frightened me, and I vowed not to get Namine pregnant again, not if I could help it. Unfortunately, I have no idea how I got Namine pregnant in the first place.

Luckily, after a while, Namine's ramen binge ended, but it developed into an obsession with one of Hinata's favorite foods. So when Namine had developed a taste for Cinnamin Rolls, Hinata was glad to comply. It was cheaper then Ramen. It cost a D-rank mission to buy 6 dozen, so Namine was able to eat her fill of Cinnamin Rolls. Whatever she didn't finish, Hinata and her twin daughters Alisha and Marie, both 7 years old now, ate the leftovers. Namine grew irritable, as was discovered by Marie one morning, when she tried to take the first Cinammin Rolls. She would end up running all morning until someone saved her from the rampaging Namine with a butcher knife in hand. It ended up Hinata, with some difficulty, saved her from her gruesome death.

Namine entered her eighth month of pregnancy with no difficulties, that is, until we head for Tsunade's office and the village gate. Jiraiya had just neared the gates of Kenosha. He was in view of two Chunking guards at the gate. He collapsed.

"Jiraiya-sama!" The guards shouted as they made their way over to him.

"Who did this to you?" Frantically asked on guard.

"It was…Orochimaru…he did it…he has obtained…his body. He will be here in three days time…"

"Whose body?"

"Sasugay…" Jiraiya lost consciousness at that point.

"Sasugay? Who's that?"

"It might be Sasuke…he ran off didn't he?"

"…SOUND THE ALARM!"

-Hokage's office-

Tsunade, on her break, was drinking sake when Shizune barged into the room.

"The sound are invading!"

Tsunade spit out her sake.

"WHAT? When will they be here?"

"According to Jiraiya-sama…one week."

"Shit! Recall any and all shinobi currently on missions, whether it'd be a d-rank or s-rank, and bring them here!"

"Hai Hokage-sama!"

Within the next two hours, every available battle ready ninja was there, including two white haired kunoichi…Ino and Sakura.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Kiba laughed. Kiiba suddenly felt killing intent, and gulped as he was beaten furiously with girlish screams accompanying it. Everyone who knew Kiba sweat dropped. Not including Namine for obvious reasons, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura, this meant the rookie nine and team Gai. Their sensei's kept a stoic face.

"Kakashi, why are you wearing your ANBU mask?" Asked Gai.

Kakashi pretty much ignored him, until someone removed his mask. Kakashi tried to snatch it back, but it was too late, as his face was revealed for the first time. Everyone there, except Tsunade, Ino, and Sakura, who already saw his face, broke out laughing. Some of the Jounin even snapped a photo.

Everyone was briefed on the invasion, and everyone was ready. They were about to leave when Jiraiya came in.

"Sakura…I need to talk to you…"

"Uh…all right."

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"Avoid Orochimaru at all costs."

"Why?"

"Because…that snake stole Sasuke's body, which means that Sasuke's as good as dead. Plus, I've been told that once Orochimaru finds you, you'll be in trouble, a very deep trouble…and you'll probably lose your virginity if you haven't all ready."

"Sasu-"

"Orochimaru."

"He's going to fuck me?"

"Yeah."

"We'll be sure not to let that happen!"

It was then that Jiraiya and Sakura realized that they were speaking with a handful of Jounin there, including all the rookie nine.

"I won't let that fanny bandit take your virginity…I swear by my FLAMES OF YOUTH!"

If the situation wasn't so serious, then everyone, including the Hokage, would crack up at Oro's nickname that Lee gave.

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The so-called fanny bandit, as Lee called him, sneezed. 'Someones making fun of me….they'll be the first to die…'

Within the next week, Namine remained none the wiser while preparations were made. Finally, at the end of the week, Tsunade awoke to a boom. Orochimaru had set explosive tags on the walls, and simultaneously set them off. Every awake shinobi were dressed for battle and fought them off.

"Katon! Goukayuu no jutsu!"

Orochimaru breathed out a large fireball to incinerate some unlucky Chunin.

"Orochimaru! You will die here!"

The wolf masked ANBU made three distinct handseals. "Raikiri!"

Kakashi laid, defeated at the feet of Orochimaru. He was about to stab him with his Kusanagi blade when Sasuke started to fight back.

'WHAT?'

'OROCHIMARU!'

'SASUKE! BUT HOW?'

Orochimaru convulsed, giving the Shinobi ample time to strike a killing blow, but unfortunately, they were all hit by a sound wave.

'SASUKE!'

In a weird, hybrid voice, Orochimaru had a slitted yellow eye and aSharingan eye, and spoke.

"Kill me now! NO NEVER! Do it! MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!"

The sound forces had to retreat, on account of Sasuke and Orochimaru switching control and attacking both Konohagakure and Otokagure.

No one knows why, but the sound ninja were eating popcorn as they watched Orochimaru fight with himself, everyone except for Kabuto, who was attempting, to the amusement of the sound ninja watching, to make out with him. He was obviously drunk. Before anybody saw what happened, Kabuto was stabbed by Oro's kusanagi blade and died.

The sound ninja were no longer amused, and were about to stop him when Oro let out a huge spike of chakra. Apparently, Sasuke and Orochimaru were having one last mental fight for dominance, with neither side winning, but the chakra output killed all the sound ninja watching.

"ARGH!"

Namine, still blissfully unaware of the sound invasion over a week ago, was fast approaching one of her most hated holidays…Christmas! Why does she hate Christmas so much? She never received any gifts from her so-called friends. Of course she got gifts from her family now, but she never did until she became the girl that she is now. Namine didn't realize, but it was also approaching her favorite holiday, Hinata's birthday! Finally, it was approaching midnight on Chtistmas eve, and Namine's whole family were waiting, but the mood was ruined when, at the stroke of midnight, Namine's water broke.

Sasuke had managed to overcome Orochimaru's influence, thereby breaking the curse seal, but was left very weak. Sasuke had no idea what day it was, when a jingle was heard. Confused, Sasuke attempted to listen.

"HO HO HO! Merry Christmas!"

'Santa Claus? But I thought he wasn't real?'

"At last, I finally found you, Kris Kringle." Said a deathly familiar voice.

"You? Why are you here? With the death of Orochimaru, you, who murdered his whole clan except his younger brother, are at the top of my naughty list!"

'ITACHI!' Sasuke found newfound strength, and rushed out to confront his brother.

"But…you want a Christmas present, don't you? Well you're about to receive one!"

Itachi suddenly heard a deathly familiar sound, the sound of a thousand birds chirping…it took him a split second to realize that his Otouto was behind him.

'What? I can't move!' Thought Itachi.

"Good bye Itachi…"

"CHIDORI!"

"Hello Sasuke."

"Santa Claus…"

"Please call me Kris Kringle. Now you wanted to see me?"

"Yeah."

"You want me to give you a present? Why, when you have everything you need? You're brother's dead. Your lifelong quest to avenge your clan has been realized."

"But there's something missing…I feel hollow inside, like killing Itachi was meaningless…"

"I'm afraid I can't help you with that…however I can grant you a wish, since you rid the world of not one, but two evils."

"If that's the case…I wish that I would have a family…"

"Would you do anything for that?"

"Hai."

"Then your wish is granted."

Kris Kringle disappeared, and the last Uchiha blacked out.

-Sasuke's POV-

'What the?'

"Waah!"

-Normal POV-

"Congratulations, Namine, it's a girl!"

"A girl, what should we call her?" Asked Hinata on her birthday, which happened to be the birthdate of the newborn.

'Hmm, why does this baby remind me so much of Sasuke?' "How about we call her…"

Finally finished! Witness chapter 3 or Reincarnation! Those of you with half a brain should be able to figure out where Sasuke is…if you can't figure it out, then all will be revealed in the next chapter. I had a lot of fun writing this chapter. What happened to Sasuke was NOT my intention, and neither was meeting Santa Clause! But this chapter pretty much wrote itself. R and R, laterz.