Reincarnation of Naruto

-Chapter 5-

"Speech"

'Thought'

Team one had a meeting with Sonia-sensei the following morning at 7:00 sharp. She arrived at 7:05.

'At least she's not as bad as Kakasko when she was Kakashi, three hours late every time…'

"Sorry I'm late, but on my way here, I saw a cat up in a tree. Being the generous kunoichi I am, I retrieved the cat and brought it to Hokage-sama's office. It ended up being Tora, the cat that always runs away from its owner."

'Then again…'

"Prove it."

"OK, I even received the payment for a d-rank mission." Here Sonia-sensei took out a small envelope.

"OK, so you are not lying…"

"Anyway, today is your final examination to be Genin."

"What? I thought we all ready took it at the academy."

"Oh that? That was just a test to determine who has the ability to become Genin. This test that I'm administering will actually determine if you are Genin or not. This test has a 66.6 percent of failure. You have two hours for your test, which is to simply take one of these two bells from my waist."

'Wait a minute, there are only two bells.'

"Come at me with the intent to kill, or you won't stand a chance. Oh and by the way, whoever doesn't get a bell goes back to the academy. Ready?"

Everyone was shocked that if they failed to retrieve a bell, they would go back to the academy. Everyone hesitantly nodded, so Sonia-sensei shouted "Begin!" And everyone scattered.

'Well, at least they are hiding somewhat well, but I can find them with my chakra sense…where is Mikoto?'

"Beneath you."

'Nani?'

"Earth style, inner decapitation no jutsu!"

Sonia had only a split second to react. She barely avoided the attack by leaping into the air. 'Whew, that was close…'

Mikoto emerged from the ground. "Damn it, I missed!"

Mikoto looked up just in time to meet a kick to the face that sent her through a dozen tree trunks.

"Wow…"

As Sonia-sensei was regaining her breath, Tenji unsealed some of her scrolls. 'Glad I asked my mom for this…' "Ninja art! Twin Rising Dragons." She whispered, as an entire volley of sharp, pointy objects zoomed in toward Sonia, who was stabbed with countless shuriken and kunai.

'Opps, I did it again…'

Tenji's thoughts were cut short as Sonia became a log. 'Kawarami no jutsu?!'

"Never, I say never let your opponent get behind you!"

Before Tenji could turn around, Sonia brought out a kunai.

"Secret Taijutsu Art! 10,000 years of death!" Sonia brought the thankfully dull kunai and stuck it up Tenji's butt, sending her flying up into the air. "Pervert!" She shouted as she held her butt.

(A/N more crack incoming…)

With Tenji's posterior pointing toward Sonia, she got an idea. Simply using a ram seal, she focused chakra to her butt.

'If this works, I play too much Megaman X5…' "Secret Ninja Art! Butt beam no Jutsu!"

Sonia and Pinky, who was hiding in the trees nearby, simultaneously had one thought.

'What the fuck?!'

To everyone's utter horror, Tenji farted (A very unladylike thing to do…), which sparked a chain reaction. Sonia, Pinky, and Mikoto, who just got up from the tree, immediately covered their noses. "PU!" Tenji then fired a highly dense beam of chakra at Sonia! 'That jutsu was REAL?!' Sonia thought, panicking.

'The jutsu actually worked?' Thought Tenji.

Sonia barely dodged it, but it left a deep crater where Sonia was standing only seconds ago. Sonia was slightly glad for one thing…the butt beam fired off by Tenji sent her flying. Doubtless, it wouldn't do that if she leaned against a wall.

As Sonia was, once again, regaining her breath, Pinky thought. 'Now's my chance!' She leapt out of her hiding spot, focused a lot of chakra to her fist, then punched the ground where Sonia was previously standing, creating a large crater. 'Strong…the son of Sakura must have been taught by Sakura the secret to Tsunade's super strength! Please don't assume the Goken stance!'

Pinky brought his left hand up, palm facing himself, and his right hand fisted behind him.

'Oh shit…'

In the blink of an eye, Pinky disappeared, and jabbed at Sonia at super sonic speeds. 'Not only strong, but fast too!' Sonia had to focus all of her effort in dodging, a feat that no would-be Genin had ever done before.

'At least he's not using jutsu…' Sonia thought, before a look of horror crossed her green eyes as Pinky was performing a ninjutsu. 'Crap!'

Pinky thrusted his hands outward as he leapt back. Particles of energy from all around him started to gather in his fists.

'Ninjutsu? It's not!'

'If this works, I watch too much DBZ…'

"Buster cannon!"

Pinky brought his hands together, and released a large burst of chakra. Sonia replaced herself with a log just in time, but the log exploded, sending shrapnel everywhere. Pinky just stood there, once again drawing energy, making a shield in front of her.

'Talk about two over powered academy graduates!'

Mikoto managed to stand up. A pain hit her eyes as a bloodline resurfaced.

'I feel…so much stronger now!'

Mikoto went forward, Sharingan blazing. She saw through Pinky'sBuster Cannon, and got an idea from it. 'If this works, I watch too much DBZ. Curse you, Pinky!' She thrusted her hands forward, almost like holding a cup. 'Kame…' Bringing her hands back, she continued the incantation. 'Hame…' In a sudden thrusting of her hands forward, a beam of energy shot out of Mikoto's hand. 'Ha? HA it worked!'

Pinky heard something behind her, and on instinct, leapt up into the air. Sonia's eyes followed her, but that was a mistake. Glancing down briefly, Pinky smirked. Sonia didn't like that she smirked, so she brought her head down and looked forward, only to have her green eyes widen as she was enveloped in a powerful beam of light.

'All three of them have weird attacks!' Sonia thought as she was blasted away, going through 50 trees before stopping.

'The bells!' Everyone thought at once as they rushed for them. Sonia was too lat, as Mikoto grabbed the bells.

"You know what? You two are more powerful then me, producing original attacks…I had to use my recently acquired bloodline just to copy Pinky's [bBuster Cannon[/b…anyway this test wasn't just about getting the bells…it was about teamwork. I suppose it was teamwork when I mimicked Pinky's Buster Cannon and used it for my own…"

"Wrong! It's a pity…if only one of you had the Sharingan..."

'Sharingan?'

"Then the council of elders would automatically let this team pass. Since none of you have a trace of Uchiha blood…you all-"

Mikoto activated her bloodline, the Sharingan, and glared at Sonia for doing what she was about to do.

"-p…what the? Mikoto, you have the Sharingan?"

"Is that what this is called?" Mikoto said to herself as her eyes reverted back to normal, the clear blue eyes of the offspring of a Hyuuga and an Uzumaki.

'I heard that the Sharingan[ was created when the Byakugon mutated with Kyuubi's chakra…'

"Thanks to Mikoto, you all pass! Everyone besides Mikoto is dismissed. Mikoto, I want you to come with me."

Mikoto was brought before the council of elders, including the Hokage, Tsunade and the clan heads.

"Ladies and gentlemen…' Sonia talked like a game show host, irritating thee hell out of Tsunade. "Get to the point!"

"All right, as you all know, the last Uchiha betrayed us and went to Orochimaru. Later, both Orochimaru and Itachi were killed. No one knows who the person that killed the two is, but Sasuke disappeared off the face of the planet."

"Which means that the [bSharingan[/b is lost forever…"

"Not quite…Mikoto, activaate your bloodline."

"Hai sensei…" However, when Mikoto activated her bloodline, it looked different, similar to a fully developed Sharingan with three eye tomoes, but it was also similar to the Byakugon in that the three eye tomoe was in front of a pale lavender background with eye veins around her face.

"What the? This isn't the bloodline that she showed me earlier!"

"It kind of looks like a hybrid of the Sharingan and theByakugon…"

"ASharikugon?"

"Yes, that seems about right. Child, what do you see with your Doujutsu?"

"Doujutsu? If you mean my eyes I'll tell you…I can see the whole room, even through the back of my head. I can see through walls…and I think I can copy jutsu…"

"Anything else?"

"Not that I know of…"

"Very well, from this day forward, you-"

"Mikoto."

"Mikoto-"

"Uzumaki Mikoto."

Here the councilmen spit out, which Tsunade noticed, but didn't say anything. "Uzumaki Mikoto, you're bloodline is impressive, and henceforth, will be called the Sharikugon…"

"Is that all?" Mikoto had already turned off Sharikugon and was waiting for dismisal,

"You're dismissed. You will be strong…"

As soon as Mikoto and Sonia left, Tsunade rubbed her temples.

"As you all know, today, I am officially retiring."

"Oh?"

"And I have all ready chosen my successor…Uzumaki Namine."

"What? This is an outrage! We won't allow it!"

"Too bad, Namine was going to be my successor no matter what you say. ANBU?"

An ANBU member instantly appeared next to Tsunade. "Hai?"

"Get me Uzumaki Namine and bring her here right away. Tell her that this is urgent."

"Hai, it will be done."

The ANBU disappeared, presumably to retrieve Uzumaki Namine.

Namine was taking a shower when an ANBU member stupidly appeared in his shower.

"PERVERT!"

"Hokage-sama wishes to see you." The ANBU says as he blocks her fist.

"Let's go."

"All right fine."

The ANBU grabs her and disappears with her. Seconds later, Hinata opens the shower door. "You forgot your clothes, Namine-chan. I'll leave the here…"

(A/N this is going to be good…)

The council of elders were still infuriated that Tsunade choose Namine as her successor. But since they could do nothing, the council awaited the AANB escorting Namine. When she appeared, all of the male council men and even some women (Not Tsunade, who was eagerly awaiting what the council's reaction to her will be.)

All of the men and about half the women had a massive nosebleed, propelling them into the wall. The other half of the women had their eyes closed shut. All the while, Tsunade was laughing.

"Obaa-chan, what's so funny, add why did thee council men have a nosebleed?"

Tsunade chortled. "Look down and you'll see."

Confused, Namine looked down, and immediately blushed a mad shade of red at her state of undress. The ANBU, who had finally noticed that he brought a naked woman to meet with the council, used a summoning scroll to produce clothing for her and a towel. Namine gratefully accepted them, and frantically dried herself before putting the clothes on. It wasn't until after she dressed until she realized that she was wearing men's clothes that were ridiculously too big for her and extremely baggy.

'Ah well, I'll change later.'

Tsunade tried to keep a straight face, but failed miserably.

"Uzumaki Namine, I have called you here for one purpose, to name you as my successor. Congratulations, Rokudaime(1)."

Namine nearly fainted.

Hahaha! I enjoyed writing this chapter! I take no credit for the name [bSharikugon[/bb…credit goes to Stormwolf5. I know that I said that I will update Soul Society Tales every Tuesday, but until someone gives me a bankai idea for Sasuke and either reviews the story or posts the bankai idea on the forum for it, I won't update that, and it's your fault for not posting ideas. I guess it can't be helped. Read and review. Laterz

Sixth