Twf world Champion- "The Franchise Rebel" Duncan Parks (1 Longest Reigning Ever)
Twf United States (US) championship- "The Hawaiian Beast" Morrison Myers (2)
Twf light heavyweight championship- John Foley (5)
TWE Unified tag team championship- Team WTW (1-1)
TWE Unified Women's Champion – "The Dark Heroine" Jessica Cooper (1-1)
TWE Hardcore Television Championship – Zane Sanchez (1)
Asheels Review's WEEK 33:Last Man Standing
Hollywood Undead vs Smart and Fat:Wow the rookies made the pros look bad D-
WTW & Kj vs Outlaws & Charlie:Nice hype but Not that good C-
Iccolo vs David vs Donnie Vs Lance:Great But lance deserves better B
Dragon & Asheel vs Kenney and Duncan:Good hype and a Star powered Main event B
Best match:4 WAY
Worst Match:Hollywood vs Smart & Fat
MVP:Duncan destroyed contenders Twice
Overall:C- Barley a fail
New Intro (Awake and Alive Skillet)
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor!
The Video starts with Kenny Dentons raising up his World Championship.
Beaten, why for
Can't take much more
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
Lance is shown spearing Justin Wyatt and Shenlong off a ladder with the title across his neck.
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
Rojo Bat is shown frog splashing John Foley through a table
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give now
Duncan gives Dragon an Emerald Driver off a ladder.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
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Lea Stevenson Lea Bombs Holly off the top rope.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Asheel gives Neo Raters an Extreme Omega Plus
Skin to skin, blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in and now you're here
Driven by hate, consumed by fear
Holly Kingston is shown doing a moon sault on Tiffany
Let the bodies hit the floor
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John Foley is shown hitting a 450 splash.
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
Courtney is shown with the Women's Championship.
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give now
David in Blue Wolf attire shows up taunting on the screen.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
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The Outlaws are shown with the tag team championship with matching smirks on each of their faces.
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
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Chris is shown saying the you're fired to Justin and Gwen
Hey! Go!
Hey! Go!
Hey! Go!
Hey! Go!
Duncan shows up with his World Title on his shoulder doing a Cena type taunt.
"Please welcome us to Twf: War Zone and we got a huge match it's been set and locked Kenny Dentons will take on Lance Raters and get this Lance has a new idea" said Cody.
"And we got a pick your poison matches between KJ Crash and Charlie Parker." Said Sebastian.
But in the end it doesn't even matter (In the End by Linkin Park)
"I am here to Tell you Kenny that as a man of my world we will compete here tonight in a first time ever match it will be "The High Riser" Kenny Dentons vs. "The most popular Superstar of all time" Lance Raters in a no DQ match" said Lance.
Kenny comes out with a mic.
"You know what Lance I've always wanted a match with you" said Kenny truthfully.
"Can't say the same but why Kenny why" said Lance as he started at Kenny.
"Lance you got me a title match you're brothers title match which he could have waited on and you know what Lance you gave me a contract so yeah that's my reason" said Kenny. "Plus you're the big dog of the yard and you know what a new dogs here and he wants to be the big dog"
"Kenny you have no chance sorry to break it to you honestly the only guys who have ever beaten me in a real match include uh Justin did once and that's about it" said Lance.
"Well I guess your going to add a new person to that list and as the Risen cheer me on as I hit the Rise Against the Odds for the ..1 ..2 ..3" said Kenny.
"Oh the Risen see Kenny how about I be one of them just look" said Lance. "Hey look at me I got my Kenny Denton's number won foam finger I wear his shirts and I go Let's Go Kenny che che che or This is Awesome Che Che Che" said Lance.
"Don't insult that fans oh I forgot you don't have any so you're jealous" said Lance.
"No see I got my own fallowing I like to call them Lance Heads and as they Loudly, Proudly, and Truly drown out the Risen as they say for the five hundred thousandth time your winner The Best in the World Lance Raters" said Lance. "And that's a FACT" said Lance as he gives an unwilling Kenny a fist bump and walks out of the ring.
"I got to say this new Lance radiates well confidence instead of his normal arrogance" said Cody.
"Truthfully he does the old Lance probably would have speared Kenny instead of a fist bump" said Sebastian.
"This is a tag team match introducing first they are The 21st Century Outlaws at a combined weight of 500 pounds Leo Parades and Leon Walls" said the announcer.
The Outlaws come out in biker jackets.
"And their opponent they are at a combined of 510 pounds J-Dog and Deuce Hollywood Undead" said the announcer.
J-Dog and Leo Parades start as they stare at each other. J-Dog goes for a clothesline but Leo ducks and kick J-Dog on the gut and fallows with a couple of fore arms to the back. J-Dog took the blows and punched Leo in the face a couple of times but was met by a hard knee to the gut. Leo fallowed tagging in Leon who gave J-Dog a running clothesline to the back. Leon went for a high impact clothesline but J-Dog countered with a battering ram. J-Dog tagged in Deuce who hit a quick spring board splash 1 … 2 kicks out.
"What a move from Deuce for a two count on Leon" said Cody.
"It will take more then that to beat the former four time tag team champions" said Sebastian.
Leon got up to be hit by two kicks to the back of the leg but Leon hit's snap mare. Leon fallows with a low drop kick. Leon then locks in a Rock Squared but J-Dog boots Leon off as Deuce was about to tap. Leon tags in Leo and they do a double Suplex onto the ropes 1 … 2 .. kick out. Leo fallows grabbing Deuce and Irish whipping him to the ropes and hitting a spinning sit out spine buster 1 … 2 … kick out. Leo fallows Irish whipping Deuce into his own corner as J-Dog tags him self in.
"The two original competitors of this match are back" said Sebastian.
"Yeah and Leo likes to play the power game don't exactly thing It will work on that big J – Dog" said Cody.
Leo grabs J-Dog in a head lock who hit's two elbows to Leo's gut. Leo fallows tagging in Leon who does an Outlaw Stamp and standing moon Sault combo1 … 2 … Deuce runs into the ring and stops the pin. Leo grabs Deuce and throws him out of the ring. Leo fallows grabbing up J-Dog and hitting an Outlaw Effect. Leon locks in the Rock Squared as Leo hit's went to the top rope and shoulder blocked Deuce. J-Dog tried to get to the ropes but ended up tapping out to the Rock Squared.
"Winner of this match the team of Leo Parades and Leon Walls" said the announcer.
"Leo and Leon proving themselves the superior team" said Cody.
Team WTW goes to attack them but are stopped by Hollywood Undead. J-Dog gave David a Go to Hell and Deuce spears Joe to the mat.
"This is a non title match introducing first "The American Wolf" Jack Beauregard" said the announcer.
Jack comes out to a light booing and nothing else but crickets.
"And his opponent he is the Twf Light Heavy Weight Champion at 5 ft 11 and weighing 214 pounds John Foley" said the announcer.
John came out with a high amount of cheering. Jack went for a running clothesline but was kicked in the gut and hit by a hip toss. Jack fallowed getting hit by three flying clothesline and a drop Sault 1 … 2 kick out. John Foley fallowed with some stomps to the leg and then a one legged Boston crab. John Foley changes the move into a clover leaf but Jack grabs the ropes. John just lifted up Jack and gave him an inverted atomic drop and drop kick. John Foley went to the top rope but Jack grabbed the tights and did a roll up with his feet on the ropes 1 … 2 … 3. "Winner of this match Jack Beauregard" said the announcer.
John Jarret came out with a guitar looking to bash in John. Jack looks at him and kicks him in the gut and hit's a Wolf DDT (Impaler DDT) through the guitar. John looks back seeing what happened as Jack walks away.
"This is a pick your poison match introducing first from Toronto, Ontario Canada at 6 ft 3 and weighing 245 pounds "The All Canadian Canadian" KJ Crash" said the announcer.
KJ came out with his usual swagger as he slid into the ring waiting for his opponent.
"And his opponent by choice of Charlie Parker at 6 ft 7 and weighing 290 pounds "The Commander" Brian Stevenson" said the announcer.
KJ looks at a smiling Brian who comes out.
"Oh my god Brian Stevenson KJ's former friend until he screwed him out of that Tournament Match" said Cody.
KJ and Brian lock up with Brian out power KJ into the corner and hitting him with a side elbow. Brian fallowed throwing KJ half way across the ring and fallowing with a high impact clothesline 1 … 2 kick out. Brian lifted up KJ and gave him a scoop slam and fallowed with two elbow to the throat 1 … 2 . Kick out. KJ fallowed getting up right into a vertical Suplex 1…2 .. Kick out. KJ got up to be hit by a big boot. Brian fallowed giving KJ a gourd buster 1 … 2 … kick out.
"Ouch Charlie chose the right guy for the job to deal with KJ" said Sebastian.
"Yeah KJ hasn't hit one move in" said Cody.
Brian fallowed with two hip tosses and a big time one handed Suplex on the ropes. Brian fallowed Irish whipping KJ into the turn buckle as hard as he could and fallowed with a Stinger Splash in the corner. Brian then hit a couple of shoulder strikes and then gave Brian a big over head belly to belly Suplex. Brian fallowed with some elbow to the gut and grabbed KJ by the hair and giving him a clothesline. Brian fallowed going to the top rope and hitting a clothesline 1 … 2 … kick out.
"This is just a beating on KJ" said Sebastian.
"This is just man you have to feel bad for KJ Brian isn't letting up for a second" said Cody.
Brian fallowed giving KJ a high impact clothesline fallowed by a splash from the second rope 1 … 2 … kick out. Brian fallowed locking in the Commander Clutch as KJ screamed in pain for a while struggling. KJ stopped struggling and Brian let go of the hold and went for the pin 1 … 2 … KJ put his foot on the rope. Brian was pulling his hair out and hit a Choke Bomb 1 … 2 … kick out. Brain grabbed up KJ and delivered a Commander Bomb 1 … 2 … KJ put's his feet on the ropes once again.
"Oh my god KJ just taking a sick beating from Brian and he is still asking for more" said Sebastian.
"yeah but look at KJ he doesn't have anything left what in his arsenal of moves can beat Brian at this point KJ's back must be bent" said Cody.
Brian started stomping on KJ's back like ten times and went for the pin 1 … 2 … kick out. Brian Irish whipped KJ as hard as he could fall down him self from the force. KJ came back while Brian was on the floor. KJ rebounded for a second time and Brian went for a boot but KJ ducked and took a third rebounding. KJ going at an insane speed the rubber on his shoes burning hit the Canadian Lariat so hard the 290 pounder did a flip and was busted open 1 … 2 … 3.
"Winner of this match KJ Crash" said the announcer.
"Well the Canadian Lariat answers your question" said Sebastian.
"Did you see how fast he went from all the power Brian pout in look at those ropes they must be tearing apart" said Cody.
KJ rose up his hand in an immensely one sided upset victory.
"This is a Non Title divas match introducing first she is the TWE Undisputed Women's Champion at 5 ft 7 and weighing 167 pounds "The Dark Heroine" Jessica Cooper" said the announcer.
Jessica comes out with both her women's title on her neck and waist.
"And her opponent she is the ZWL Women's Champion at 5 ft 5 and weighing 127 pounds "Rated – Hot" Alexandra Raters said the announcer.
Alexandra came out with her ZWL Championship.
Alexandra and Jessica started the match with Alexandra slapping Jessica in the face. Alexandra fallowed sliding out of the ring to escape Jessica. Alexandra slid in the ring for Jessica to giver Alexandra a you're screwed driver. Jessica fallowed locking in the Grand Finale but Alexandra countered into a jack knife cover 1 … 2 … 3. "Winner of this match ZWL Women's Champion Alexandra Raters" said the announcer.
Alexandra slapped Jessica once again as she went to attack Alexandra. Lea spun her around and gave her an Impaler DDT on a steel chair. Holly hit Lea with a steel pipe from behind. Alexandra grabbed Holly from behind and gave her a Rated- Hot Drop (Reverse DDT).
"Alexandra the rookie standing tall over all the other divas" said Cody.
"Yeah ZWL starts have the uncanny ability to appear on Twf and embarrass our superstars" said Sebastian.
"This is a pick your poison match introducing first at 6 ft 1 and weighing 225 pounds "The Evolution" Charlie Parker" said the announcer.
Charlie goes to the ring as he waits for his opponent.
"And his opponent chosen by KJ Crash this is a three on one handicap match his opponents the Twf United States Champion Morrison Myers, "The Blue Wolf" David Churchill, and Rojo bat" said the announcer.
David and Morrison come in with smiles while Rojo doesn't seem to think it's fair. Charlie first knocks down David with a clothesline and gives Morrison a running neck breaker. Charlie is taken down by Rojo with a back Suplex. Rojo fallows Irish whipping him to the ropes and going for a clothesline but David hit's Charlie with an elbow. David grabs Charlie by the hair and gives him a side Suplex. Morrison fallows with a couple of knees while David was applying a leg lock. Morrison continues as David tells Rojo to give Charlie a frog splash.
"This is just brutal choice by KJ" said Cody.
"This is to bad there is nothing Charlie can do he's being attacked by three people" said Sebastian.
Rojo just look's at them and with his sense of goodness hit's a missile drop kick on David Churchill. Rojo fallows giving Morrison a Rojo Muerte and taking David with him to the outside. Morrison get's up as Charlie gives him an Omega Execution 1 … 2 … 3. "Winner of this match Charlie Parker" said the announcer.
"What a traitor is Rojo Bat" said Sebastian in disgust. David hit's Rojo with a chair as Morrison hit's Charlie with a Lava Rush. As Morrison and David continue their attack Matt Awesome chases them off.
Promo: "A new movie is coming The Game: starring pro wrestlers Lance Raters, Asheel Din, and Justin Wyatt. These guys play a game of life and death for the sadistic pleasure of one freak" said the voice as Lance is shown stabbing at some random guy. "Only one will survive the game" said a high pitch voice as it shows thirty people and some of them dying.
Cast:
Main Character (s): Lance Raters as Lance Raters, Justin Wyatt as Justin Wyatt
Minor Roles: Asheel Din as Asheel Din, Kenny Dentons as Ken Garret, KJ Crash as Kevin Hall, Jeff Killington as The Giant and more.
(I actually plan on writing this horror genre)
Arm Wrestling Match
"This is a TWE Arm Wrestling match introducing first Charles Roberts" said the announcer as he came down. "And his opponent the Twf World Champion Duncan Parks" said the announcer.
Duncan and Charles both arm wrestle Duncan slowly but surely manages to win smashing Dragon's hand down on a table. Dragon look's at Duncan partying turns him around and hit's him with a DKO.
"Arm Wrestling doesn't matter when I beat you" said Charles as he walked away from a unconscious Duncan.
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
"This is a NO DQ match accompanied by Asheel Din, introducing first from Seattle, Washington at 5 ft 8 and weighing 180 pounds "The High Riser" Kenny Dentons" said the announcer as the Risen drown out his theme song.
Kenny comes out with his usual overuse of pyro with Asheel behind him acting as a boxing coach.
"Asheel is coming out with Kenny there is some bad blood between Asheel and Lance could be an interference" said Cody.
But in the end it doesn't even matter
"And his opponent from San Juan, Puerto Rico accompanied by Alexandra Raters, at 6 ft 5 and weighing at a 247 pounds "The Ultimate Legend" Lance Raters" said the announcer.
Lance comes out as fog comes into the ring with his trench coat in orange pants with a black R's on them. With Alexandra waving behind him as The Lance Heads cheer as loud as they can.
Lance and Kenny start off with Lance locking in a head lock. Kenny hit's a couple quick elbows to the gut and a herrucarana 1 kick out. Lance gives Kenny a big boot to the skull 1 … kicks out. Lance grabs Kenny by the head and hit's two elbows to the gut and fallowed locking in a Guillotine Choke. Kenny seems to be fighting out when Lance knees him in the gut and hit's a neck breaker 1 … 2 kick out. Lance fallows telling Alexandra to give him a chair as he locks in a Boston crab.
"Beautiful Boston Crab locked on by Lance Raters" said Cody.
"Yeah but Lance better crank up the pressure" said Sebastian.
Lance fallows grabbing the chair and going to blast Kenny who ducks and drop kicks it into Lance's face. Kenny fallowed with some kicks to the gut and going for a standing shooting star press but Lance rolls out of the way. Lance fallows as Kenny got up hitting him with a big fore arm to the skull. Lance fallowed Irish whipping Kenny to the ropes who countered spinning around and hitting a jumping DDT 1 … 2 kick out. Lance fallowed slowly getting up as Kenny hit a spring board sun set flip 1 … 2 .. kick out.
"Kenny close to getting the pin" said Cody.
"Yeah but Kenny has to do better" said Sebastian.
Lance slowly got to his feet as Kenny hit a running fore arm fallowed by a leg drop. As Kenny slowly got up he low blowed by Lance who fallowed with a running boot to the head 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance grabbed up Kenny and kicked him in the gut and fallowed with one to the head. Lance then hit a couple of knee drops but Kenny dodged the lost one and hit a side kick. Lance fallowed slowly getting up and hit a reverse jumping STO. Lance fallowed lifting up Kenny and hitting him with another Jumping reverse STO 1…2… kick out.
"Lance hitting two continuous reverse Jumping STO in a row" said Cody.
"Yeah and this match is getting brutal" said Sebastian.
Lance grabbed Kenny who nailed Lance with a base ball bat from Asheel. Kenny fallowed giving Lance a Kill Switch Engage on the steel chair 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance fallowed grabbing Kenny by the leg and spinning him around hitting a Rated – Death Smash onto the chair 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance grabbed up Kenny who gave Lance a spin kick and fallowed with a herrucarana 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance fallowed as Kenny got up and hit him with a steel chair. Alexandra slapped Kenny and as Asheel told her to stop she started yelling curses at him.
"Well the managers are having a little cream fight" said Cody.
"You're moms a whore" screamed Alexandra as Asheel tried to get her. Lance hit in between the two ropes spearing Asheel in the middle of the way. Kenny slid Lance in the ring and gave him a Tornado DDT on the steel chair. Kenny fallowed by hitting a Rise against the Odds 1 … 2 … kick out. Kenny went for another one but Alexandra hit him with a Singapore cane across the face and Lance fallowed Irish whipping him into the turn buckle. Lance fallowed hitting a clothesline and spinning face buster combo 1 … 2 … kick out.
"Wow Kenny's Rise against the Odds not being able to pull it off" said Cody.
"Yeah and it's almost over" said Sebastian.
Lance fallowed screaming at Kenny to get up for a spear. Kenny got up to be speared to the floor 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance screamed and went for the pin again 1 … 2 … kick out. Lance locked in the Rateacator as Kenny screamed in pain. Alexandra gave him the Singapore cane and he started choking at Kenny with it similar to what he did to Donnie last week. Kenny stays in the hold but finally is forced to tap out from loss of breath and pain.
"Winner of this match by submission Lance Raters" said the announcer.
Lance spit on Kenny as he and Alexandra left with Kenny crumpled hurt on the floor. Asheel helped Kenny up for them to get a Double DKO from Charles who laughed at them as they were on the floor.
Yep CHarles is the last one standing this time.
Play TIme's Over Match Card
TWF World CHampionship - "The Franchise Player" Duncan Parks (C) vs. "The Extreme ICon" Asheel Din vs. "The High Riser" Kenny Dentons vs. Charles "Dragon" Roberts Fatal Four way falls count anywhere match.
Charlie Parker vs. KJ Crash number one contenders TWF WOrld CHampionship Match TLC.
TWF United States Championship match- "The Hawiaan Beast" Morrison Myers (C) vs. Matt Awesome Last MAn Standing match.
TWE Tag Team CHampionships: 21st Century Outlaws vs. Team WTW (C)
TWF Light Heavy Weight Championship- John Foley (C) vs. "The Chosen One" John Jarret.
Lance Raters vs. Ted Estes in a 30 minute Iron Man match.
Rojo Bat vs. "The Blue Wolf" David Chuchill.