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"Papa Don't Preach."

Chapter 3.

"My Favorite Uncle"

(BETH'S POV)

I sat on my bed, working on my chemistry homework. I got bored, and pulled out my laptop. I let my fingers wander over the gold encrusted star on the cover, which Finn had glued on himself. It was beautiful. I opened it up, and started working on my glee assignment. We were all obligated to sing a song that expressed our feelings by the end of the week. I opened up Firefox, and googled "Youtube". There was a quiet tap on the door. I got up and opened the door.

"You have a guest!" Rachel said excitedly, her signature smile stretched across her face.

"A guest?" I said worriedly. Had word gotten out to... No. He wouldn't come to my house.

"Common!" she said, grabbing my arm.

I suddenly realized who it was. I gasped.

"Uncle Kurt!" I shrieked, running right into his arms.

"Careful honey, this is Prada." he said, motioning to his shirt, a smile on his face.

I couldn't help but laugh. "Uncle Kurt, I've missed you so, so much! What are you doing here though? I thought this week was fashion week!" I said, silently counting the days in my head.

"Yes it was. But I got a call, and a little birdie told me you got a bun in the oven." he explained.

I looked at Rachel and Finn, both of their faces turning a dark red color.

I groaned.

Kurt gave me a look. "So is it true, or not?" He asked.

I nodded. "Oh, Beth! How exciting! We'll have to get you a whole new maternity wardrobe, and the baby's wardrobe, and let's not forget the nursery!"

Rachel's face fell confused. She looked at me, and cleared her throat to get the men's attention.

"Can I have a word with Beth? Alone?" she asked.

I nodded, and we both walked into my room.

"Yeah?" I asked, a little bit worried.

"Beth, Kurt just brought up the aspect of the nursery, And, with that, I think it's time we have a little talk." she said.

I nodded, waiting for her to tell me more.

"Beth, there are many options. And we will support you, and help you with which ever path you decide to take with this baby."

"What are you talking about?" I asked, confused.

"I'm talking about your... options."

"Like...?" I said, waiting for more.

"Like, just keeping it, adoption, aborti..."

"I'm keeping my baby." I interrupted.

"Okay..." Rachel said, her voice trailing off. "Then I guess we can just have Kurt help us with everything then." she said, putting on her best poker face.

2 hours later...

I was so unbelievably tired when we got home. Shopping at "Baby's R' Us" was more tiring than you would think. I quickly remembered my Glee assignment.

"Shoot." I groaned, standing up. I opened the door and wandered into the hallway.

"Uncle Kurt!" I whisper-yelled.

"Yes Beth?" he said, in a normal talking voice.

"You up?" I said, normally.

"Apparently." he said, chuckling.

I smiled, and walked into the guest bedroom, lap-top in hand.

"Help me?" I asked.

"With what?" he asked.

"My glee assignment?" I said quietly.

"Ooh! Get your pregnant butt over here!" he said happily.

After 15 minutes of searching, Kurt opened up a website.

"Can you sing it?" he asked, opening the lyric version.

I nodded.

"Arighty!" he said, pressing play.

I began.

"Don't call me Beth" I giggled.

"I've never seen one like that before

Don't look at me like that

You amaze me

He ate my heart

He a-a-ate my heart

(You little monster)

He ate my heart

He a-a-ate my heart out

(You amaze me)

Look at him

Look at me

That boy is bad

And honestly

He's a wolf in disguise

But I can't stop staring in those evil eyes

I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before

She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby

We might've f***ed not really sure, don't quite recall

But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah

That boy is a monster

M-M-M-Monster

That boy is a monster

M-M-M-Monster

That boy is a monster

Er-er-er-er

He ate my heart

(I love that girl)

He ate my heart

(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

He licked his lips

Said to me

Girl you look good enough to eat

Put his arms around me

Said "Boy now get your paws right off me"

I asked my girlfriend if she'd seen you round before

She mumbled something while we got down on the floor baby

We might've f***ed not really sure, don't quite recall

But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah

That boy is a monster

M-M-M-Monster

That boy is a monster

M-M-M-Monster

That boy is a monster

Er-er-er-er

He ate my heart

(I love that girl)

He ate my heart

(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

He ate my heart

He ate my heart

Instead he's a monster in my bed

I wanna Just Dance

But he took me home instead

Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed

We french kissed on a subway train

He tore my clothes right off

He ate my heart then he ate my brain

Uh oh uh oh

(I love that girl)

(Wanna talk to her, she's hot as hell)

That boy is a monster

M-m-m-monster

(Could I love him?)

That boy is a monster

M-m-m-monster

(Could I love him?)

That boy is a monster

M-m-m-monster

(Could I love him?)

That boy is a monster

Er-er-er-er"

I heard applause from Kurt. I curtsied. He suddenly stopped, his eyes widening behind me.

"Hmm... That's odd." I thought. "He stopped clapping, but there's still clapping."

I quickly turned around.

"Hello, Beth." Quinn said quietly, standing in the doorway, as my eyes focused on her.

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