Facebook Drabble's with Natsume's cousin, Kumiko!
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Natsume : Wow. Ur gay. I nv knew.
Mikan : Me either!
Rei : Yes, u did Natsume. Mikan – ur just 2 dense 2 understand!
Natsume : Sarcasm, baka.
Rei : U think IDK that?
Mikan : Yes. N' no! I'm not that dense anymore!
Natsume : That's true.
Kumiko : So true.
Misaki : Yep. Mikan – Tsubasa is lookin' 4 ya.
Mikan : IDCRN!
Natsume : Wha?
Mikan : 'I don't care right now' is wha it mean.
Natsume : O.o U R LEARNING!
Mikan : YES! Damn mother fucking bitch…
Natsume : O_O T_T O_O T_T
Mikan : LOL! Kumiko, I need fire ant's!
Kumiko : Comin' right up!
Natsume : NO!
Mikan : OKAY! KUMIKO, STOP THE ORDER!
Kumiko : OKAY!
Natsume : WTF R U 2 DOIN' RIGHT NOW?
Mikan : … nothin'…
Kumiko : Sorry, but the no. u have dialed is no longer in service. Please try a different no.
Natsume : WFT?
Mikan : Got it down, Kumiko! Nxt!
Natsume : STOP IT!
Kumiko : Hello! I'm ur new neighbor! Nice 2 meet u! Here's a 'Welcome to the neighborhood' apple pie!
Natsume : STOP! STOP! STOP!
Kumiko : Mikan, have u found out E=MC2 yet?
Mikan : Yes, I have sensei! E is energy. M is Mass. C is Speed of light! 2 is squared.
Kumiko : Natsume?
Natsume : Yes? Can I get somethin' 2 eat?
Kumiko : Mayb…
Natsume : KUMIKO!
Kumiko : Yes? Can I get somethin' 2 eat?
Natsume : KUMIKO! Run. 4. Ur. Life. Bitch.
Kumiko : Can't. I in diff. dimension. So I can't run from u.
Natsume : Fine. When u get back N' see me – RUN! 4! UR! LIFE! BITCH!
Kumiko : No. I fight. N' u know it, Natsume!
Sumire : Yeah u do! Beat his ass!
Koko is Cheeze! : O.o T_T O_O
Luna : YEAH! I 2ND THAT! BEAT HIS ASS!
Hotaru : Get out Luna.
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Ruka : Ah! Better.
Kumiko : WTF! R U GETIN' A BJ? RIGHT THIS SECOND?
Ruka : Kumiko… U BAKA!
Kumiko : Thank u. Nxt time, call meh a whore, slut, bitch, ect. ok?
Ruka : Ok.
Mr. Bear : Blank.
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Mikan : Wha a BJ?
Kumiko : It stand's 4 blowjob. It mean's that a girl ( Or guy ) suck's on a guy's dick. Ok?
Mikan : OK! Oh… Natsuuuume!
Natsume : Damn. Wha happened? She's like a total slut right now!
Kumiko : IDK. Tell ya when I get the test back!
Natsume : W-Wha test?
Kumiko : A DRUG TEST! So I can see if Mikan-chan had drug's in her. Ok?
Natsume : Ok… AH!
Kumiko : Damned BJ online pple!
Natsume : Yeah.. N'I have a feelin' I'm gettin' laid 2night…
Kumiko : Nobody want's 2 know ur sex life, Natsume. But, kool. Good luck.
Sumire : YEP!
Koko is Cheeze! : YEP!
Narumi : But, that's underage sex, right?
Kumiko : No. U can b any age if ya feel like it.
Narumi : Kumiko, y do this?
Kumiko : B/cause it's funny.
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Piyo : HI! I'M HUNGERY!
Hotaru : Log off if u want 2 live, giant chicken! … I wonder wha chicken with gravy taste's like…
Kumiko : It's very good. I suggest turkey gravy, though.
Hotaru : That sound's amazingly good… N' tasty…
Kumiko : It is.
Natsume : WTF? R U CEREALIE GONNA KILL THE CHICKEN?
Kumiko : Yeah.
Natsume : LEAVE ME SOME! Wait : R U - KUMIKO - MAKIN' IT?
Kumiko : 2nd Q – Yes. 1st Q – OKAY!
Natsume : YUMMY! CAN YA KILL IT NOW?
Kumiko : Y? R u wantin' MY famous Chicken Gravy Dinner?
Natsume : Yes.
Kumiko : Ok. Mikan-chan! U want some?
Natsume : Mikan : YEAH! SURE!
Natsume : Crack?
Kumiko : No. Turn's out that she had NO DRUGS in her. She did it 2 u consciously. Or unconsciously.
Natsume : O_O T_T O_O
Kumiko : Koko, FIRE ANT'S! STAT!
Koko is Cheeze! : RIGHT AWAY, MA'AM!
Natsume : NO!
Kumiko : Okay. Time 2 kill chickie-chick!
- 5 minute's later -
Kumiko : Chick's dead now. TIME 2 COOK! Natsume, Mikan N' Hotaru – Come in 40 min. ok? Natsume – make sure ur polka-dot's get's here on time!
Natsume : Mikan : O_O NATSUUUUUUUUUME!
Natsume : Wha? OW! THAT HURT'S U KNOW!
Natsume : Mikan : PREVERT! WHEN DID U TELL KU-CHI?
Kumiko : He never did. That's wha he call's u. Even when he first met u…
Natsume : Ur gonna kill me, u know that right?
Kumiko : Yes. HAHAHAHAHA N' I just read FanFic 'bout u n' Mikan!
Natsume : 'Bout wha?
Kumiko : … Sex…
Natsume : KUMIKO! Mikan : KUMIKO!
Kumiko : Yes?
Natsume : Mikan : YOUR DEAD!
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Kumiko : 2 bad. Sorri. LOL.
Luna : Y can't it be 'bout me and Natsume-sama?
Kumiko : I SAID TO GET OFF!
Luna : Hmpf! No. I want to play FarmVille!
Kumiko : That's fine. Just, don't talk a lot.
Luna : Okay.
Narumi : Class is in session, you know, kid's.
Natsume : Fuck off u gay asshole.
Narumi : No.
Luna : S.O.S she's in disguise. S.O.S she's in disguise. There's a She Wolf in disguise, Coming out, coming out, coming out!
Kumiko : A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me, Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthrope. The moon's awake now with eyes wide open. My body's craving, so feed the hungry.
Natsume : Mikan : I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday, and Friday to Friday. Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it.
I'm starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office.
So I'm gonna go somewhere cozy to get me a lover, and tell you all about it.
There's a She Wolf in the closet. Open up and set it free. There's a She Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe.
Kumiko : Sitting across a bar, staring right at her prey.
It's going well so far, she's gonna get her way. Nocturnal creatures are not so prudent. The moon's my teacher, and I'm her student. To locate the single men I got on me a special radar, And the fire department hotline in case I get in trouble later.
Not looking for cute little dives or rich city guys I just want to enjoy, But having a very good time, and behave very bad in the arms of a boy.
Aoi : There's a She Wolf in the closet. Open up and set her free.
There's a She Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe. S.O.S. she's in disguise.
S.O.S. she's in disguise. There's a She Wolf in disguise, Coming out, coming out, coming out! S.O.S. she's in disguise. S.O.S. she's in disguise. There's a She Wolf in disguise, Coming out, coming out, coming out! … There's a She Wolf in the closet. Let it out so it can breathe.
Narumi : Did you all just write that?
Kumiko : Yes. Even Mikan-chan did.
Narumi : Is that true Natsume?
Natsume : Yeah. I saw her type it. Mikan : YAY, YAY!
Narumi : Okay! Don't be late for the real class's tomorrow!
Natsume : Mikan : I'll try! AGAIN!
Kumiko : Good, Mikan-chan!
Sumire : Hi! Natsume and Ruka : DIE YOU BITCH'S!
Kumiko : :o AHH! RUN FOR UR LIFE! PREMY HATE'S NATSUME AND RUKA!
Luna : RUN! I'LL SAVE U ALL!
Kumiko : RUN! THANK U LUNA-CHAN! UR NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT U WERE!
Sumire : I really didn't mean- OW! HELP ME RUKA-SAMA! NATSUME-SAMA!
Kumiko : Wow. You think u can do that? Baka, Baka, Baka!
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Hina : Hi, everyone!
Kumiko : HINA-CHAN! How r u?
Hina : I'm good. Shinku is still the same old, same old. Jun's fine. He's getting a lot better, 2! Suigin Tou, well, u know what happened to her. Sousei seki and Suisei seki are here at the house with Nori and Jun and us all. Old man and his wife are here now, 2, because their getting old and they need to retire soon from the Clock Shop. Nori said that we're all going to expand the house a little for the shop to move closer to home and that Me, Shinku, Jun, Nori, Tomoe, and everyone else at home help's with the shop. Kinda like a family shop, right? Oh – Tomoe is moving in with us, 2! YAY, YAY!
Kumiko : COOL! U know, I envy u some time's!
Hina : Hehehehehe. I know u do, Kumi-chan!
Natsume : How's the brat litterly doing?
Hina : I did say good, FINE, right, Natsu-chan?
Natsume : So? How's his 'Tiny' tree doin'?
Hina : GOOD! FUCK U NATSUME!
Natsume : :o No u will not.
Hina : My god… u pervert! Now I know what Jun meant.
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Shinku : Hello. My I get some tea, Hina Ichigo?
Hina : YES MA'AM!
Kumiko : Hey, Shinku. How's Jun?
Shinku : Good…
Kumiko : Like 'How' good?
Shinku : U don't need to know, Ku-chan.
Kumiko : Make-out session?
Shinku : Mayb…
Kumiko : Kool. U know, I really hope ur 'Father' let's u all live yet also become Alice. It'd be a huge shame if u all weren't together and/or 6 of u guy's were gone!
Hina : I know! Wah!
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Jun : Hi. Shinku, u know ur tea's ready, right?
Shinku : Yes. I asked Hina Ichigo to make me some. Plus she brought it to me.
Natsume : Hey, Brat.
Jun : Stop that! Just b/c ur on Shinigami-sama's good side doesn't give u a right to call me that!
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Natsume : Did I ever say anything along those line's, Kumiko?
Kumiko : No. So, Suigin Tou, How r u? Any good news?
Suigin : I'm good. Thank's again 4 reviving me. Well, not much. But Barasuishou has been seen around lately; No attack's yet. It's like she's the only one actally trying to do the Alice Game now.
Kumiko : Yeah… She probably is the only one!
Koko is Cheeze! : Hello? What r u pple talking about?
Kumiko : Koko, ever heard about an anime called Rozen Maiden?
Koko is Cheeze! : Yes.
Kumiko : Ever watch it?
Koko is Cheeze! : Yes.
Kumiko : Well… THEN U DO KNOW!
Koko is Cheeze! : Not really. It was a long time ago when I watched it.
Kumiko : Well, I visited their demention once and, well, yeah. We became friend's, but I'm still trying to find 'Father' so they can all live and live in peace.
Koko is Cheeze! : Ok. Can I meet them someday?
Kumiko : Yes.
Koko is Cheeze! : YAY, YAY!
Hina : YAY, YAY!
Kumiko : Calm down, Hina-chan!
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Kanaria : Hi! Hina Ichigo, I will steal ur Roza Mystica! Then I'll steal the other's Roza Mystica's!
Kumiko : No, no u won't, Kanaria. And u know it.
Kanaria : Well, I know, but it's still fun to say it! :)
Kumiko : Ok, deal.
Shinku : Hmm…
Kumiko : Wat?
Shinku : Mmmm….
Kumiko : :o MAKE OUT SESSION W/ JUN!
Jun : Shut - …. Up… D-
Natsume : My. God. I. Never. Knew. He. Had. It. In. Him.
Kumiko : IKR?
Narumi : "You can be the Peanut Butter to meh Jelly… You can be the Butterflies that I feel in my belly…" Love this song.
Kumiko : IK! I L.O.V.E THAT SONG, TOO!
Rei : I do too, baby.
Kumiko : :o ME?
Rei : No. Narumi.
Kumiko : O! Thank GOD!
Natsume : U think everything's about u, don't u?
Kumiko : Yeah. Dinner time! :)
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~*~ At Dinner ~*~
Kumiko : So… Jun, how are you?
Jun : I'm good, thank you.
Natsume : Hn.
Mikan : Now he won't talk. He just keep's saying 'Hn.'
Kumiko : He does that sometime's, Mikan.
Narumi : Rei, your so kind!
Rei : Hey… No fare. Your are too pokiebear's.
Kumiko : I have nothing to say. I just really want to throw up now…
Mikan : Me, too….
Everyone through up because of the girly gayness.
Fox – "Well, I'll finish ~*~ At Dinner ~*~ another time, okay?
