Me: So, did you ever get that thing you needed from Alec?
Jace: No –frowns- I don't think I ever will.
Me: so…what was it?
Jace: Subtle, aren't you?
Me: It's not my best trait, I admit.
Jace: No, really?
Me: -punches Jace- …I think it's time to bring Clary over.
Jace: FINALLY! MY SALVATION!
Me: We'll see about that. Clary! Clary!
Clary: Whoah, hey there guys.
Jace: -kisses Clary's feet- you're here! Yes!
Me: Sorry Clary. I don't have him trained properly…yet
Clary: -takes a step backwards-
Jace: Clary, take me away from here! This vile woman is taking me hostage.
Clary: Really? She's pretty nice. Plus, she's funny.
Me: Thank you. I keep trying to tell him that. He doesn't listen.
Jace: SHE IS LIKE A TERRORIST, ONLY WORST.
Me: Dude. You just used terrorist in vain. Bad move.
Jace: What the he—
Clary: You so did not just say that. –slaps Jace-
Jace: What did I do wr—?
Me: I think he should stay a while longer, just in case.
Clary: I'm starting to agree with you, Jess.
Jace: Just in case? Of what?
Me: Oh, you know. The usual.
Jace: …please, go on.
Me: Like, going rabid for instance.
Jace: -to Clary- DO YOU SEE HER INSANITY?
Clary: -to me- I'm starting to like you more and more.
Me: I try. =)
Jace: -to himself- All I need is some duct tape and a chair, and I'm out of here…
Me: -suspicious- those two things wouldn't have to do with tying me up, would they?
Clary: Oh, he's done that to Simon before. So watch out. Although Simon's fragile, so it was easy to get him into the chair…
Jace: -snickers- he started to cry after his twelfth hour.
Me: Who wouldn't, seeing your face for half a day straight?
Jace: Wait, I thought you loved me. Doesn't that mean you think I'm handsome?
Me: YOU ADMITTED IT! YES! YES! YES!
Jace: NO! Damn it.
Clary: What are you guys talking about?
Jace: -startled- It's not what it see—
Me: Jace has an undying love for me. He flirts like, non-stop.
Clary: -turns to Jace- Oh, really?
Jace: nooooooo that is not tr—
Me: I tried telling him to stop, because I'm a loyal friend. But this guy's hopeless.
Jace: I DO NOT LO—
Clary: Poor Jess. Once Jace loves you, you can never get away. Trust me on this. But I forgive you Jace for falling for her, because what male wouldn't?
-Complete and utter silence-
Jace: -stares- she so paid you to say that.
Me: Psh. No. –Winks at Clary-
Clary: -winks back- Of course…not. –to me- I'm going to abort this mission, okay?
Me: Yeah, you do that. This wasn't really working out.
-Clary leaves-
Jace: WHAT WAS THAT? I seemed like a complete idiot! In front of Clary!
Me: -sigh- a late April Fools joke, you sissy.
Jace: Not a sissy. I've killed more things than you have. And it failed horribly –smirks-
Me: -smiles- really?
Jace: Really!
Me: So this is what a bad joke sounds like? –plays tape-
NO! damn it.
*skip*
It's not what it see—
*skip*
Noooooooooo that's not tr—
Jace: I hate you with a burning passion.
Me: -pinkie up- oh Jace, don't make me blush.
I don't own Mortal Instruments! (if only, right?)
R&R! Please guys! (was this a good chapter? I just wasn't sure)
Love you all =D