Me: DID YOU SEE THE REVIEW?

Jace: Oh hell. It's so early in the morning for this.

Me: THEY LIKED IT.

Jace: No way! –pinkie up-

Me: -punches Jace- whew. I'm glad they did. Wasn't sure if Clary's appearance was good or not.

Jace: -reads review- HEY. He said you drive me mad!

Me: …

Jace: Point well taken. But I'll get revenge on this…this…GerardoMM.

Me: I bet he'll beat you up.

Jace: HE READS TWILIGHT.

Me: And have you seen the characters? I mean c'mon. Any guy who reads Twilight can kick ass.

Jace: Listen. I cut people with rods. That's pretty kick ass.

Me: No. That just sounds plain scary. Like you should be locked up.

Jace: You really do drive me mad.

Me: It's a sign of love.

Jace: One day, damn it.

Me: Hm. You know what? I'm out of people to invite over.

Jace: Sadly, me too.

Me: OH. I got an idea!

Jace: …

Me: WHOEVER READS THIS, LEAVE SOMEONE YOU'D LIKE US TO MEET x)

Jace: This will be interesting. NO ONE TWILIGHT RELATED.

Me: Everyone, this translates to TWILIGHT WELCOMED. Jace just doesn't want everyone to know he thinks Edward's hot.

Jace: Soon, you will be gagged. And it will be all because of me.

Me: and one day you will accidently fall off a cliff and then get eaten by fish. I'll take the blame.

Jace: we are too even of a match.

Me: Nuh-uh. Play me in Hide and Seek and I will so beat you. I'm like the Master of Disguise, girl version –does roundhouse kick-

Jace: …How does that in any way help your cause?

Me: Because I look like Chuck Norris when I do it. DUH.

Jace: -snorts- yeah, okay. And I'm ugly.

Me: ha! That's in the list too. Next to 'eats rocks'

Jace: THAT WAS ONE LOUSY DARE.

Me: Sure. It's okay. You can be weird. I accept you for who you are.

Jace: -tackles me-

Me: Look Jace! Your stele! –throws a rusty pipe-

Jace: -goes for it-

Me: Ha. Loser.

Sorry it's short (and sorry if it's not the best quality), but it's late =) please, do R&R. I do need someone to meet….being with Jace is SO not fun unless there's someone else to help me make fun of him with!

There might not be another update for a week, because I'm going away tomorrow. I'LL TRY! Sorry guys! =( Jace: You mean, I won't get tortured for a week? SWEET! Me: No. It means I'm leaving you with Rob. Jace: NO! MY EYES. I swear, if I see any part of him—and I mean an exposed leg, or arm—I will start gouging out my eyes. Me: Fine by me. You might even look decent then.

xD