Me: IT'S TIME FOR MO—

Jace: More guests. I know.

Me: You're cute.

Jace: …

Me: BEFORE WE BRING MORE PEOPLE, I must address a few things.

Jace: Huh?

Me: Um, first, Jace, someone says hi…a Kaitlyn1717.

Jace: Oh. Well, hello there. –wink-

Me: -rolls eyes- Another thing is that maybe I WILL bring SpongeBob. I don't like disappointing reviewers. But don't get your hopes up.

Jace: BOOOO!

Me: -smacks Jace- the last thing is that yes, I do drive Jace crazy.

Jace: No duh.

Me: But I don't hate him. We just love each other so much; we have to express it in other ways.

Jace: WHA—

Me: You should hear him and his pet phrases for me. It's very embarrassing sometimes.

Jace: -becoming red- WHA—

Me: So, no, I do not hate this annoying, obnoxious boy. He is the light of my life.

Jace: HA. I SEE YOUR PINKIE IS UP.

Me: Stop hallucinating. Crack is Wack. There's no Hope for Dope.

Jace: Are you suggesting that I'm taking drugs?

Me: There's time to Stop before you Pop.

Jace: …

Me: I made that last one up, in case you were wondering.

Jace: No kidding.

Me: So, next guest…RON WEASLEY! I LOVE THIS KID SOOOO MUCH!

Jace: Don't tell me this is the redhead.

Me: YEAH IT IS! –fist pump-

Jace: Never do that again.

Me: …Agreed.

Ron: Hey guys.

Me: WIZARD!

Jace: -covers face- this is so embarrassing.

Ron: Yeah, I am. Although my wand's been a bit tricky today, so I'm not my best right now.

Me: It's okay! Can you do something cool? Like levitating stuff?

Ron: I'll try. Wingardium leviosa!

-smoke erupts, sparks are flying everywhere, and then a KABOOM-

Ron: -hair is shocked and face is all black- That went well.

Me: It's better than anything I ever saw. I LOVE WIZARDS. AND HOGWARTS. AND HARRY POTTER. AND DUMBLEDORE. AND RON, OF COURSE.

Jace: What about me? I do cool stuff…

Me: Mhm. I LOVE YOUR HAIR RON! Sorry, it had to come out.

Ron: It's okay. A lot of people love me for my hair.

Me: Well, I love you anyways. You always have this special expression in the movies I dub as the 'Ron Face'.

Jace: Wow.

Ron: Well thank you.

Me: No problem. I just love wizards, and I get stuck with Shadow dude over here.

Jace: I'll show you!

Me: -fake scared voice- oh no! you're going to hit me! While you have tattoos on your arms! NOOOOO!

Jace: …

Me: Okay, I admit that was kind of mean.

Jace: No duh.

Me: It's just that I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!

Ron: -laughing-

Jace: Oh no.

Me: MARRY ME JACE!

Jace: …

Me: Ha. I love that expression.

Ron: Oh, I have to go be a wizard and all. It was fun meeting you guys. Really. Loads of fun.

Jace: I hate you too. You're just like her –points to me-

Me: That's why he's so likeable! Bye Ron!

-Ron leaves-

Me: -looks at list- oh.

Jace: What?

Me: Um. We have to invite Justin Bieber on. I don't hate him, but I'm not one of those crazy people who'd jump into his trailer or anything.

Jace: You seem like you would.

Me: Only for people who I love. Like Ron, Percy, you, and random hot guys.

Jace: You are so selective.

Me: There are 6 billion people on the planet. I have the right to.

Jace: So, anyway, lets get Justin over with. JUSTIN.

Justin: Hey guys, whatsup?

-girls scream, cameras flash and applause starts-

Me: Whoah. You come with the whole package.

Justin: -wink- well thank you.

Me: -hits self in face- Not that way…

Jace: Justin, how old are you?

Justin: 16…

Jace: …And when do you hit puberty?

Me: JACE! It's not his fault that even Daniel Radcliffe thought he was a girl when he heard Justin sing

Jace: -snorts-

Me: Sorry Justin.

Justin: Nah it's okay. I get it a lot. And call me Bieber.

Me: …I'd rather not.

Jace: How does it feel to have loads of girls pining for you?

Justin (not Bieber): It feels natural.

Jace: I know how you feel.

Me: The only person who's pining away for you is my great Aunt Jane, the one that reminds you of a girl version of Filch, from Harry Potter.

Jace: Hey! You do too! –outraged-

Me: I don't pine for you, because I already HAVE you. Um, DUH.

Jace: Oh. Right.

Justin: So…-flips hair-

-unbearable girl screaming starts and me and Jace are on the floor covering our ears-

Me: NEVER. FLIP. YOUR. HAIR. AGAIN.

Justin: ha, sorry. –mini flip-

-little gasps-

Me: Jace, you can beat him up if you want.

Jace: Thanks –tackles Justin-

AN HOUR LATER

Me: Thanks so much. I still can't believe he left after only I got the popcorn.

Jace: Do you think he liked us?

Me: a bit too much.

Jace: Thought so.

Sorry late! And please don't hate me for not liking Justin Bieber….=))) I can't help myself.

xoxo