Me: IT'S TIME FOR MO—
Jace: More guests. I know.
Me: You're cute.
Jace: …
Me: BEFORE WE BRING MORE PEOPLE, I must address a few things.
Jace: Huh?
Me: Um, first, Jace, someone says hi…a Kaitlyn1717.
Jace: Oh. Well, hello there. –wink-
Me: -rolls eyes- Another thing is that maybe I WILL bring SpongeBob. I don't like disappointing reviewers. But don't get your hopes up.
Jace: BOOOO!
Me: -smacks Jace- the last thing is that yes, I do drive Jace crazy.
Jace: No duh.
Me: But I don't hate him. We just love each other so much; we have to express it in other ways.
Jace: WHA—
Me: You should hear him and his pet phrases for me. It's very embarrassing sometimes.
Jace: -becoming red- WHA—
Me: So, no, I do not hate this annoying, obnoxious boy. He is the light of my life.
Jace: HA. I SEE YOUR PINKIE IS UP.
Me: Stop hallucinating. Crack is Wack. There's no Hope for Dope.
Jace: Are you suggesting that I'm taking drugs?
Me: There's time to Stop before you Pop.
Jace: …
Me: I made that last one up, in case you were wondering.
Jace: No kidding.
Me: So, next guest…RON WEASLEY! I LOVE THIS KID SOOOO MUCH!
Jace: Don't tell me this is the redhead.
Me: YEAH IT IS! –fist pump-
Jace: Never do that again.
Me: …Agreed.
Ron: Hey guys.
Me: WIZARD!
Jace: -covers face- this is so embarrassing.
Ron: Yeah, I am. Although my wand's been a bit tricky today, so I'm not my best right now.
Me: It's okay! Can you do something cool? Like levitating stuff?
Ron: I'll try. Wingardium leviosa!
-smoke erupts, sparks are flying everywhere, and then a KABOOM-
Ron: -hair is shocked and face is all black- That went well.
Me: It's better than anything I ever saw. I LOVE WIZARDS. AND HOGWARTS. AND HARRY POTTER. AND DUMBLEDORE. AND RON, OF COURSE.
Jace: What about me? I do cool stuff…
Me: Mhm. I LOVE YOUR HAIR RON! Sorry, it had to come out.
Ron: It's okay. A lot of people love me for my hair.
Me: Well, I love you anyways. You always have this special expression in the movies I dub as the 'Ron Face'.
Jace: Wow.
Ron: Well thank you.
Me: No problem. I just love wizards, and I get stuck with Shadow dude over here.
Jace: I'll show you!
Me: -fake scared voice- oh no! you're going to hit me! While you have tattoos on your arms! NOOOOO!
Jace: …
Me: Okay, I admit that was kind of mean.
Jace: No duh.
Me: It's just that I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!
Ron: -laughing-
Jace: Oh no.
Me: MARRY ME JACE!
Jace: …
Me: Ha. I love that expression.
Ron: Oh, I have to go be a wizard and all. It was fun meeting you guys. Really. Loads of fun.
Jace: I hate you too. You're just like her –points to me-
Me: That's why he's so likeable! Bye Ron!
-Ron leaves-
Me: -looks at list- oh.
Jace: What?
Me: Um. We have to invite Justin Bieber on. I don't hate him, but I'm not one of those crazy people who'd jump into his trailer or anything.
Jace: You seem like you would.
Me: Only for people who I love. Like Ron, Percy, you, and random hot guys.
Jace: You are so selective.
Me: There are 6 billion people on the planet. I have the right to.
Jace: So, anyway, lets get Justin over with. JUSTIN.
Justin: Hey guys, whatsup?
-girls scream, cameras flash and applause starts-
Me: Whoah. You come with the whole package.
Justin: -wink- well thank you.
Me: -hits self in face- Not that way…
Jace: Justin, how old are you?
Justin: 16…
Jace: …And when do you hit puberty?
Me: JACE! It's not his fault that even Daniel Radcliffe thought he was a girl when he heard Justin sing
Jace: -snorts-
Me: Sorry Justin.
Justin: Nah it's okay. I get it a lot. And call me Bieber.
Me: …I'd rather not.
Jace: How does it feel to have loads of girls pining for you?
Justin (not Bieber): It feels natural.
Jace: I know how you feel.
Me: The only person who's pining away for you is my great Aunt Jane, the one that reminds you of a girl version of Filch, from Harry Potter.
Jace: Hey! You do too! –outraged-
Me: I don't pine for you, because I already HAVE you. Um, DUH.
Jace: Oh. Right.
Justin: So…-flips hair-
-unbearable girl screaming starts and me and Jace are on the floor covering our ears-
Me: NEVER. FLIP. YOUR. HAIR. AGAIN.
Justin: ha, sorry. –mini flip-
-little gasps-
Me: Jace, you can beat him up if you want.
Jace: Thanks –tackles Justin-
AN HOUR LATER
Me: Thanks so much. I still can't believe he left after only I got the popcorn.
Jace: Do you think he liked us?
Me: a bit too much.
Jace: Thought so.
Sorry late! And please don't hate me for not liking Justin Bieber….=))) I can't help myself.
xoxo
