Sorry it's late guys, I was on vacation! Hope this makes up for it =)
Me: So…Jace…what did you do while I was gone?
Jace: Wait, you were gone?
Me: -stares- yes! For like two weeks! Where did you think I was?
Jace: Well the last thing I heard from you was 'I'm going to the bathroom'…
Me: So you thought I was in there for two weeks?
Jace: I guessed you were just…uh…having trouble…
Me: -smacks face- oh my gosh, you're stupider than I thought.
Jace: Hey! You didn't even say bye!
Me: Dude, must we have a flashback?
Jace: Fine!
Me: Fine!
*flashback starts*
Me: Hey Jace, I'm leaving for two weeks. So I'll tie you up next to the TV, and I left some food near you. –to mom—I have to go to the bathroom, hold up. Kay, bye Jace!
Jace: -drooling, watching TV- mkay…
*flashback ends*
Jace: Is that all?
Me: That's all you need to know! I did say bye!
Jace: I hate you.
Me: That's getting old. You say that, like, every five minutes.
Jace: I despise you with all my heart til the day I die.
Me: I LIKE IT!
Jace: Oh gosh.
Me: What?
Jace: You just don't get it…
Me: …
SpongeBob: WHOAH. HI.
Jace: -looks at me- hey, erm, SpongeBob.
Me: hahahahaha. Hey sponge-y bob.
SpongeBob: HI LAND CREATURES. I AM SPONGEBOB, A SPONGE FROM UNDERWATER. I SPEAK ENGLISH.
Jace: WE DO TOO.
SpongeBob: Oh, thank barnacle! I thought my throat was getting sore. I don't want to use my water to waste!
Me: So, SpongeBob, what's up?
SpongeBob: Uh, -to self—this is a trick question! –to us—THE SKY, AIR, LAND, TREES, PEOPLE, BUILDINGS, HORSES, CAMELS, AND COWS.
Jace: -on the floor laughing-
Me: -holding it in- yeahhhhhhhh….
SpongeBob: WHOAH.
Jace: Wha—laughs—is it?
SpongeBob: IM YELLOW.
Me: You didn't know that?
SpongeBob: The water makes me colorblind.
Jace: -laughing so hard, he is turning red-
Me: Oh. I should've known. Ocean water is a tricky one.
SpongeBob: I know right? OH CLAMS.
Jace: What now?
SpongeBob: I have to go. Gary is reading again…
Me: That's bad?
SpongeBob: Of course not! It's just that he gets the books oh-so slimy…
-SpongeBob leaves-
Me: Whoah.
Jace: Ditto.
Me: I think my love is tied now, with you and SpongeBob.
Jace: If I could love a sponge, I'd love him.
Me: He's a crazy square.
Jace: Who lives under the sea.
Me & Jace: OH CLAMS.