Jace: Jess, where's my cell phone?
Me: la, la, la…huh, Jace?
Jace: -narrows eyes- I said, where's my cell phone?
Me: OH! That old, sleek black thing that you flip open and put to your ear?
Jace: Yeah, that thing.
Me: I have absolutely no clue of it's location.
Jace: Jess…
Me: OH LOOK AT THE TIME.
Jace: …
Me: IT'S COOKIE TIME
Jace: …
Me: oh shut up.
Jace: So where is it?
Me: Ugh…I hate to tell you…but…FANG DID IT.
Jace: Huh? What?
Me: He…um…came over…and…
Jace: He doesn't even know us!
Me: THAT'S HOW HE WORKS.
Jace: Okay. Let me call in Fang, and see if this is true.
Me: Don't you dare! He's a dange—
Jace: OH, FANGY BOY.
Fang: Why does everyone insist on calling me that?
Jace: You picked your own name bro. blame yourself.
Me: Oh, well, hi there Fang…erm…OH MY GOSH. Look at the clock! Fang, you better leave before Jace talks. He has Turrets disease and it's a vulgar thing to go through…
Jace: Shut up.
Me: See?
Fang: Mhm.
Me: Gosh, you really don't say a lot.
Fang: I can.
Me: But you won't.
Fang: Mhm.
Me: -thinking- unless….hey, Fangilicious…whassup?
Fang: I AM NOT FANGILICIOUS AND WILL NEVER BE FANGILICIOUS AND WAS NEVER FANGILICIOUS.
Jace: Have to hand it to you Jess, you really pushed his button.
Me: And that is how you make Fang talk.
Fang: I hate you.
Jace: YES! YES! YES! ANOTHER PERSON WHO HATES HER!
Me: He doesn't hate me.
Fang: Ech. It depends.
Me: What if I give you a hamburger?
Fang: Then it might just go away.
Jace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: Hahahahahahahaha.
Jace: -gets evil glint in eye- wait…so…what about my cell phone?
Me: Jace…
Jace: Sources say you have it Fang.
Fang: What source?
Jace: J—
Me: JUST NOBODY.
-gets weird looks-
Me: I have mild Turrets too. It happens.
Fang: mhm…
Me: Okay, bye Fang!
Fang: What about my ham—
-gets shoved out-
Me: I hate you Jace. With a sprinkle of love.
Jace: Oh Lord.
Me: Jealousy is a disease, so don't catch it. I know you were jealous of Fang.
Jace: Lord, Lord, Lord.
Me: Don't be. You're the one for me.
Jace: JESUS, HELP ME.
Me: He already has! He lead you to me.
Jace: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
Jesus: You're Jewish.
-Jesus leaves-
Jace: -mouth open- whoah.
Me: -mouth open- wow.
Me&Jace: I JUST MET JESUS.