Me: jeez, school is…hard.
Jace: Um. Yeah.
Me: SHUTUP. You never went to school.
Jace: -looks at me- OF COURSE I DID.
Me: STOP LYING.
Jace: -mutters- racist.
Me: Of what? Shadowhunters? That's not your nationality!
Jace: We have our own homeland!
Me: Which, I believe, some Shadowhunters have never visited?
Jace: You're getting off subject.
Me: Ha. You're all huffy 'cause I beat you.
Jace: PHYSICALLY AS WELL.
Me: -taken back- how?
Jace: THEEEE BAAAGGGGG!
Me: -starts to uncontrollably laugh-
Jace: I have horror stories that will make your hair stand up.
Me: Yeah okay, lemme guess. 'I was…right next to the MATH BINDER! NOOOO!'
Jace: You don't understand! You're a girl!
Me: Hm. Then find someone who does understand.
Jace: Fine. –claps hands—
Simon: Whaa?
Me: Out of everyone? Seriously?
Jace: He's a guy! Well, vampire now, but still a guy!
Simon: -mutters- who still doesn't like you.
Me: HA.
Jace: That doesn't matter right now! We both know I don't care what the bloodsucker thinks.
Me: Now who's being racist?
Jace: Ugh, anyways. Simon?
Simon: Yes, oh Hideous One?
Jace: Like you can talk, Mr. Pale. Anyways, what would you say if you were trapped in a GIRL'S absurdly large SCHOOL bag, for say, an hour.
-silence-
Simon: -wide eyes- ….th-the hor-horror….oh my….even though I don't need to breathe anymore, I'd die in there. Officially die.
Jace: Voila!
Me: I don't buy it. Simon's…an exception.
Jace & Simon: HEY!
Me: Bye Simon!
Simon: I'm not going anywhere mis—
Me: BYE SIMON.
-Simon leaves-
Jace: He was a real life example!
Me: If you take out the 'life', you might have something going for you.
Jace: GIRLS ARE ICKY. THAT'S THE END OF IT. I WILL NEVER LIKE ONE AS LONG AS I LIVE.
Me: Aw, is this because of me?
Jace: -nods angrily-
Me: YAY. I MADE AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE :D
Jace: I can't wait 'til I get free.
Me: That'll only happen when you die.
Jace: I can't wait 'til I die.