Disclaimer: hello lovely readers! How are you today me I'm ok! I have had a lot of sugar in the past hour and ready to write some crack!! Oh and thanks to setokarbagirl749 for the inspiration of upcoming chapters!! You rock our mismatched socks off! So now for your viewing pleasure this next chappy!!!

Katie

So the rest of the month flew by…thankfully. I trained with Stark every day after school and let me tell ya it was freakin awesome! I got over the whole 'I lit a guy on fire' and decided that it was a good thing. Now if the Espada thought it was funny to mess with me I could light them on fire! All I had to do was think it and use this really cool hand sign behind my back and BOOM!! We had instant flame! This also meant that I would never be cold or have to take a cold shower. I could just warm the water in the pipes. TAKE THAT STARK!! This tickled me pink, well figuratively. The only bad thing was that I had to quit softball and it made me pretty pissed, so pissed that a nearby tree blew up when I first found out. Oh boy did I let the bad news bringer himself have it! But Ulquiorra only looked at me funny and walked away while Lilinette went outside to use the fire extinguisher on the burning tree. Then Brooke scolded me about burning her trees.

So here I was, in May, training with Stark, and living with wakadoos a.k.a the rest of them. Most of May went by pretty quick and we were already in the second week. Brooke was acting all sulky and Emo-y cuz I was treated special. I didn't like being treated special cuz the Espada noticed me more. Especially Nnoitra, who never leaves me alone! It's like I have some big dark cloud hovering over me! Then I have to cower behind Stark until said dark cloud disappears! Brooke laughs at me when this happens. It's not that much fun. Well then there was gay tentacle rape man. He is a psycho! I swear he is going to rape someone when he has to pop in the house for Aizen one day. But Brooke assures me if he rapes anyone, he is going to rape is a man. We're safe!

Anyways it was Saturday and I had to the store to buy more groceries. For like the fourth time this week! Jeeze if the Espada kept up their eating habits, we were going to have to steal food not buy it! Either that or Nnoitra and Yammy were going to have to starve. They were literally eating us out of house and home!! So while I was getting groceries I browsed through the whole store. I went past the school supplies, movies, books, and a random shelf with stuff on it. I stopped there and wheeled my cart through the aisle. There on the top shelf was what I had been looking for, for a week, a magic eight ball! Yammy stepped on my old one when I told him to stop raiding the fridge last week. So I wanted to get a new one.

There it was, all shiny and black! Not to mention on the highest shelf in the whole aisle. So I climbed up the shelves and grabbed the magic eight ball! I grinned and jumped down. I zoomed to the counter to check out. When I walked out of the store with the two shopping carts, I heard I really big crash and all the store employees yelling about falling shelves. I grinned and then proceeded to laugh like a maniac as a drove away from the store. I raced home to tell Brooke I got the magic eight ball. As I drove I thought of an idea…it was pretty evil! Bwahaha!! I couldn't wait to tell Brooke.

So I got home threw all of the groceries in the fridge and freezer and continued to race up the stairs to find Brooke. I found her in the usual place, our shared room on the futon drawing in charcoal.

"Brooke, Brooke, Brooke!!!" I yelled. She looked up at me and raised an eyebrow.

"Yes, Katie?" she asked sarcastically.

"Guess what I found at the store!" I grinned and pulled out the magic eight ball. Brooke took one look at me and then back down at the eight ball.

"You got a replacement for your smushed one?" she asked "You better keep that away from Yammy"

I rolled my eyes. "So do you want to know my idea?" she shrugged and taking that into consideration I decided to tell her anyways. I whispered it in her ear and an evil grin went on her face.

"This is one of your best ideas yet! Haha I can't believe you came up with this!" I grinned to and we raced downstairs to work on our devious plot!

It had been five minutes of sitting on the floor in the living room. I had been shaking my brand new magic eight ball and whispering random questions to it. Brooke was going around planning the second part of our devious plan! So finally Szayel walked in the room. Haha our first victim. I then put my plan into action. I put myself in front of the pink chair while he sat there.

"Magical mystical eight ball of wonder…will I get a pizza hot pocket in the next few minutes?" I looked up at Szayel and found him looking at the eight ball.

"Your eight ball isn't magical its just a toy" he said scientifically, stupid scientist he was going down.

"Gaspith! Blasphemy!! How dare you question the magical eight ball of wonder!" I yelled pointing a finger at him. Then Brooke came in the living room to interrupt my rant

"I'm gonna go make a hot pocket, you want one of your nasty pizza ones?" she asked a little bored. I looked at Szayel with a grin. There was a look of horror on his face, then one of doubt.

"Ha you planned that!" he said skeptically I grinned and asked the next question to the eight ball while Brooke went somewhere else.

"Oh magical mystical eight ball of wonderment! Will Szayel get covered in strawberry jelly in a few minutes?" I whispered loud enough for the scientist to here. He snorted and stood up.

"Well if you don't mind im going to go prove to you that the stupid eight ball of yours is fake." He then proceeded to leave to room. A few minutes later I heard a girly yell and then a diabolical, sinister, evil in every way laugh.

"What did you just cover me in?" Szayel yelled. I was in fits of laughter as he stormed into the living room. Brooke came in after him laughing too.

He looked at me and then at Brooke. "What did you just pour on me?" he asked. Brooke shrugged and headed into the kitchen to make our hot pockets.

"I just thought that you would like strawberry jelly sense it matched your hair and sword. Apparently I was right." I started laughing again and went back to sharking my magic eight ball.

"AHHH! " Szayel threw his hands in the air, yelled and ran off to clean up the jelly mess all over him. I went in the kitchen to eat my hot pocket. After we were finished, we went off to wreak havoc on the rest of the Espada. Yammy thought that it could actually tell the future, Grimmjow thought that all his hair was going to fall out in the next forty-eight hours. And Nnoitra soon found out that he was secretly a woman. Brooke and I found this hilarious, and she ran off before she could be killed.

A/N yay all finished! Did you like it?? We did!! Brooke says you better, I say REVIEW!!!