For those who paid for my funeral. Sorry I am not dead and you won't get your money back. Haha. Never give money to blue shark looking guys.
Disclaimer: Yes I found them. The rights to Naruto and all the characters…Damn it's only the right to buy a doll. Well I will continue looking.
"I tell you, Konan. He is crazy, un. When he found out it was Hidan who threw the ball, Akasuna ran out of the office after swearing that someone would be paying."
Deidara stopped to drink some of his milkshake. Ichigo's place was the perfect meeting place for them since not many students from their school came there. There was low music playing in the background. Small groups of chairs around round tables gave one a feeling of security.
There were seated near a wall. As far away from the door as possible. That way they could keep an eye on who was coming and going. Not many saw them and those who did mostly ignored them since they were not disturbing anyone.
Another reason to choose this place was that the best milkshakes in the whole city was served in there. They always ordered the same as always when they were there. Konan loved their strawberry milkshake while Deidara rather took one with the taste of chocolate.
"That explains a lot."
"What do you mean, un?" Konan smirked while she leaned closer to him so that no one else around them would be able to hear what she was saying.
"Yesterday we had a meeting at me and Pein's place. Hidan had a black eye and Sassori seemed to be pretty angry with him and Kisame for some reason."
Deidara couldn't help but smile. It was not often that other than Konan stood up for him. He couldn't remember when the last time happened.
"When you speak of the devil."
Looking up from his beloved milkshake Deidara saw the rest of Akatsuki standing in the doorway. It didn't take him long to find Akasuna who was searching through the room with his eyes. When their eyes meet across the room Deidara knew he was blushing without understanding why.
"What is he doing here, un?" When he didn't get an answer Deidara started glaring at his best friend through years. "Konan, un."
"Well, I might have told them about this place."
"How could you, un."
"Think about it Deidara. It is the perfect opportunity for you. Tell him about yourself without letting him know to mush. That will keep him interested."
"You really owe me after this, un."
They stopped whispering as the group moved away from the door. There was no doubt that they were heading their way. Deidara sighed and concentrated on his milkshake while he was trying to ignore the blush on his face.
"Hello, love. How are you today?" He forced a sigh back and instead smile bright when he looked up from the table. "I am fine, un. What are you doing here?"
Sa-Akasuna sat down next to him while the rest took a seat around the table. Pein sat next to Konan who leaned against her boyfriend.
"I heard there were a lot of good things in here. And since you're here it can only be true." Deidara rolled his eyes. "You are one of the smartest in our year. Try to come up with something better than that, un."
That made Sasori, no Akusuna, laugh and Deidara found that he liked the sound, It made him relax in a way he hadn't tried before.
"Then tell me, my dear. What is such a wonderful person doing in here?"
"I was enjoying a drink together with Konan, un." It was hard for him to act normal when Akasuna leaned closer towards him. "Tell me, where do the two of you know each other from?"
"We have been friends since I moved to the town, un."
"Where did you live before?"
"Here and there, un. Hey, that is mine, get you own if you want some, un."
He gave the other boy a light slap in the back of his head to stop him from drinking his milkshake. "But Deidara it taste good." Akusana whined. "He has a sweet tooth. At least he does not act like a hyper idiot when he gets sugar."
Deidara looked at the boy in front of him with big eyes. He had heard about Zetsu. All people at school knew about him. Especially after he had tried to eat one of the other students. When he had been asked for a reason after the unlucky student had been sent to hospital he had told he had forgotten his lunch at home.
"It does not matter. I'm sure my Deidara doesn't have anything against it."
"Actually I- since when have I been yours, un?"
"How funny you are. How about the two of us got to know each other a little better? I mean what kind of couple would we be if we didn't know everything about each other?"
Deidara gulped. A glance at his friend told him that Konan would not help him. She was too busy with kissing her boyfriend to be helping him. It didn't seem like she cared about what was going on.
"Let us get started. What is your last name? Do you like red or blue? What is your favourite food? Do you have any pets? Have you ever kissed a boy? Have you kissed your parents? What do you think about me? Will you go with me to the party by the end of the year? Are you are virgin?"
Deidara stood up. He knew his face was red. "I think it is time for me to go home. Itachi-san can I get my phone back, un?" The red eyed boy looked up at him with something which reminded him of surprise. "I did notice that you took it, un."
"Hn." His phone was handed over and Deidara put it back in his pocket after he was sure that nothing had happened to it. "Itachi says he has laid our numbers in your phone. Just call one of us if you should need it."
He nodded and turned around to walk away.
"Wait, you have not answered me yet."
"Iwa, blue, don't know, no, no, yes, irritating, no and it is not something that I'll ever tell you, un."
He started walking but felt a hand slit around his arm. "Let me follow you to the door."
It did not seem like Akasuna was giving up anytime soon so Deidara nodded. "Okay, un. But only to the door. I don't want you sneaking after me, un."
"What a splendid idea. Why did I not think of it?"
In the door they stopped. "Thanks, un." Sa-Akasuna smiled. "Should it be another time?" Deidara shook his head. "No, un. I am talking about yesterday. You did not have to do it for me, un."
"Of course. I can't let anyone damage what is mine." Before Deidara could protest Saso- damn Akasuna, placed a butterfly light kiss on his lips. His heart was beating fast and felt like it was working its way out of him. "I-I ha-have to g-go now, un."
Sasori smirked while he watched the blonde boy hurry down the street. This was more interesting than he had ever thought it would be. Deidara was not anything like any of the others he had been together with.
He went back to the table and sat down at where Deidara had been sitting before. "So Konan, how come you did not tell me that the two of you were friends?" The blue-haired girl smiled. "Oh, Deidara and I have been friends since not long after he came to our school. Who else do you think I have been together with when I was not with you guys?"
"Hopefully you did not do anything while I was not there." Pein growled. It was well known how protecting Pein was. Only an idiot would go after their leader's girlfriend.
"Do not worry. Deidara is not into girls… He just doesn't know it yet."
Sasori smirked. Deidara seemed like an interesting challenge. Not only should he get the blonde to fell in love with him. He should also convince him that he was into boys.
In his head a new plan was starting to take form.
Yeah, I know it is short. I had already writing this once when it all disappeared and I had to rewrite it all.
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Next: Deidara is in school… WTF IS THAT SASUKE?
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