A.N: Wow, bet you weren't expecting this up, where you? Well, right now my schedules pretty clear, and Katie really wants to start the plot, which will really begin next chapter, so be ready! Oh, and we don't own Bleach, or Scrubs. But both are awesome shows.
Brooke's Zen of the Day: Tell someone that there is 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him that the bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it.
Brooke
After the spirit trip, things went pretty smoothly, Katie was still being all bi-polar with the Las Noches thing; "I wanna go, I don't wanna, I do! Wait, no I don't!" It was pretty annoying. Me, I didn't really care more or less, I'm more of a 'live for the moment' type of person, your lucky if I'm looking a few weeks into the future, and although the date was getting closer, the end of school being only about a week away, I had bigger things to worry about.
Exams, a high schools student's least favorite time of the year, especially someone whose as messy as I am when it comes to my school work, I'm lucky if I can find half of my old assignments, let alone make the time to study off them. Too bad for me that Aizen's all gung-ho about our education, meaning we're spending our Saturday before summer, studying. At least the 'Spada have to help.
So Katie, Fran and I were spending a beautiful day studying for exams, what fun. We were sprawled out in the living room with our textbooks and the 'Spadas in our classes were trying to quizzes us; which, by the way, was an epic fail on their part.
"That's wrong, trash." Emocar scolded as Fran tried to find the answer to the math equation, Katie, who had already exempted out of her Geometry, was in the corner giggling like an idiot who was hi on pop rocks and cola… Okay, so she might be, and I might be too, but that's not the point.
"God damn it, stop calling me trash you emotionless emo-fuck!" Fran yelled, tired of Emocar's 'negative-reinforcement' way of teaching. We all knew that Fran tended to have a short temper, but that doesn't make the intense yelling any less scary.
"Technically, Ulquiorra can not be both emotionless AND emo as emo is the abundance of negative emotions and emotionless is-" Szayel tried to explain, but was only cut off by a glare from Fran and about twenty different hands flying to cover the pink haired scientist/idiot's mouth. After a minute of glaring at the scientist, Fran went outside to cool down. Insert slammed door here.
We sat in the eerie silence for a minute, staring at Emocar before Katie and I busted out laughing at the emo who had taken the blunt end of Fran's yelling. "Dude, your gonna die!" Katie laughed as I nodded in agreement.
"Well, this seems like as good as time as any for us to take a break." I decided after Katie and I had finally calmed down. Reaching up I grabbed the remote off the coffee table and turned on the TV, "OH, Scrubs is on, awesome-ness!" I said happily as I set down the remote on the ground.
"Shouldn't someone make sure Fran isn't doing something stupid?" Stark asked lazily after a moment.
"Yeah, the bitch does seem to do an offal lot of that." Nnoitra agreed causing Katie to glare at the tall, spoon like man.
"Quiet Skitter, no one cares what you think." she told him before turning back to the show, what? Scrubs is a good show, why shouldn't we quote it?
"Katie." Emocar said like he was going to chastise a bad little kid, gosh, what's with everyone interrupting the TV? What are they, a bunch of TV haters?
"Shh Mole-Butt, if you're so worried, you go check on her." Warning, saying that to Emocar is an EXTREMELY bad idea, trust me; never say that 'cause next thing I knew I was outside with Katie. looking over at her she shrugged and we walked to the garage to find Fran. After, of course, making faces at the guys through the sliding glass door that they threw us out of.
In the garage we found Fran listening to her Ipod, I could tell from here that it was Linkin Park, how? Well, we're teens, and like most teens we listen to music really loudly. And cause it's one of her favorite bands. She was really jamming to it too. And it wasn't that emo 'I'm-mad' kinda jamming; it was the 'OMG-THIS-IS-MY-FAVORITE-SONG-EVER!!!!' kinda jamming. Exchanging looks, only one thing ran through my mind, those jerks made us come outside and Fran's not even mad anymore! And now we're missing Scrubs!!!! They are going to pay.
"Oh, hey guys, what's up?" Fran asked when she finally noticed us, with one of her ear buds out I could clearly tell that my first assumption was right, she was listening to Linkin Park, score one for Brooke!
"The guys sent us outside to make sure that you're not doing anything stupid 'cause they're too scared of you." Katie told her.
"They're scared of me?" Fran asked Katie who smiled evily and nodded, Fran returned the smile just as evily. As my mind wondered slightly while Fran and Katie blabbered about how the 'Spada are scared of an angry Fran I finally noticed something that could help me get revenge on scardy 'Spadas and now it was my turn to do the evil smiling.
"Yo guys, I think I figured out a way to get revenge." I smiled happily as both girls stopped talking to look at me, seeming really interested. Five minutes later we were ready for action as we stood right outside the garage. "And, now!" I said and we all took a deep breath before letting out a ear splitting scream. Stopping, we ready our weapons just in time cause in minutes all of our targets where running outside to see what was wrong. And that, my dear friends, is when we bombarded the poor 'Spada with water. Yeah, we'd found squirt guns in the garage and the hose had that cool attachment thing that lets you project water out of the nozzle on different setting, this time, on 'jet'.
Luckily we'd got our victu-umm I mean 'friends' when they weren't expecting it so we were able to soak them all. Stopping our attack we found ourselves faced with the glares of several angry 'Spada and one surprised looking Lilinette. Needless to say we all instantly started cracking up.
"What the fuck was that?" Grimmjow demanded looking so much like a drowned cat it wasn't even funny… Okay, so it was, by this time I was literally rolling on the ground with tears coming out of my eyes, I was pretty sure my friends were too.
"That, was for kicking us out of MY house!" I cried trying to talk between the laughter. Next thing I knew, I was getting sprayed by the hose still on jet. Sitting up I looked at Grimmjow who was holding the hose in his hand and looking quiet please with himself, "This means war." I told him menacingly meeting a smirk before I grabbed my squirt gun and spraying him.
"WAR!!!!" Fran cried out and before you could say 'stop' everyone that wasn't a party pooper was running around playing an all out game of water war. Ten minutes into it Gin and Tousen walked out only to be promptly squirted in the faces by five different sources causing Justice Man to mutter something about how we're all so unpure. After that we were sentence to the back yard, and Grimmy having to use a squirt gun like the rest of us since the hose wasn't long enough on it's own.
"This thing is lame." He complained when finding out that he had to pump the gun to make it work.
"What? If you can't handle the guns, maybe you should go inside where you belong." I told him sincerely while Katie laughed and Fran and Lilinette attacked him. That comment got me a first class ticket into the pond. Soon we were all in the pond, squirt guns abandoned, while we had the mother of all splash fights. I think Aizen finally learned that we don't 'study' cause when we do, this happens.
End Chapter
A/N: Yes i know, the ending sucks, but I wrotes this in an hour 'cause Katie really wants to get to the ploty goodness that starts next chapter. Oh, and now for some threatening for reviews... Review or..... We'll make you the Szayel's next experiment!!!! *gasp-eth*
Yes, this is for the person that went by the name zeronumbers, I think that's right, who pointed out that we didn't threaten anyone last chapter. and yes, I AM sick, thanks for asking. :) and now, you wait for the next chapter and push the little button right below my strange ranting, see it? now push it like a good little person.