A/n: ok people this is another little installment of Living Arrangements. This time Aizen is sending Ulquiorra to "retrieve" or what Brooke and I call "KIDNAPPING!" Fran. So our little Emo buddy is going to get her and this is what happened….beware crack, violence and LOTS of swearing….and maybe some OCC-ness from Ulquiorra. This particular chapter is for Fran our new buddy!!! WE HOPE YOU LIKE IT FRAN!!! Most of this if not all of it is going to be in third person. Thank you very much to all who have stuck with us so far and like this story. All of these reviews keep us going and keep us writing. You guys are the BEST!!! So enjoy!! Oh and just for the record, the town in this chapter is real, and sorry to Fran if I got some details wrong. ~Katie~

Third person

"Ulquiorra, I want you to do something for me" Aizen said from his throne room of Los Noches. It was like any other normal day and Ulquiorra was actually happy for once. Being back in Los Noches made him feel a lot better; the human world was too loud and fast paced. No matter how long he was forced to stay there, he would never like it, ever. So when Aizen asked him to go retrieve the human girl that was obsessed with him, well you can imagine the joy on his already emo face.

"Yes Aizen-sama. I will be back with her shortly." Ulquiorra said while quietly cursing the man's very existence. After getting more specific orders, a portal was created that would take him to Fran's location. He stepped through and was swallowed up and sent far away from his beloved Los Noches while Katie and Brooke laughed.

"By by delivery boy!" Katie said through fits of laughter

"Come back soon!" Brooke grinned as the portal finally closed. Katie stopped finally stopped laughing and looked at Brooke.

"He needs to have his own delivery service!" Katie said grinning.

"Ha that would be great he needs his own emo delivery van too!" Brooke flopped down on the ground.

"Do you think Fran is gonna glomp him again?" she asked. Brooke looked at her like she was crazy.

"What do you think" they burst out laughing again at the emo delivery boy's pain and suffering.

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The poor little emo was dropped off in a big town. It was right near the edge of Lake Huron. The town stretched about four miles down the coast. The town of St. Clair took our little friend awhile to find Fran. She was walking downtown by the waterfront with a tanktop and a pair of shorts on carrying a bag from Hot Topic. There was a park filled with people that were enjoying their day. "Oh joy for them. I hate the sun; I'm going to get sunburn. This is turning into a really bad day." Ulquiorra thought to himself. He quickly followed Fran while she went through the park filled with loud noisy people and to the water's edge. There she sat on a rock and put her feet in the water.

Ulquiorra feeling a little awkward went up and stood behind her. After a few seconds of silently cursing Aizen again, he cleared his throat.

"Trash" he said down at Fran. She spun around almost falling into the water. Her eyes lit up when she saw the emo.

"Ulqui-chan!!!" she yelled. Before he could protest, Fran tackled him to the ground. She grinned while Ulquiorra grimaced.

"Ulqui-chan what are you doing here?? How are Brooke and Katie??" Ulquiorra tried shoving her off while he got up but it just caused him more stress. Finally after several tries, he was up. Unfortunately for him Fran was still stuck to him like glue.

"Aizen-sama has asked me to come retrieve you and bring you back to Los Noches." He grimaced again before continuing." I am here to get you and whatever else you need to bring back with you. We have one day before we have to return" Fran was jumping up and down by the end of his speech.

"OMG!!! I GET TO GO TO LOS NOCHES!!! omgomgomgomgomgomg!!! I'm already set let's go NOW!!" Fran was in hyper mode after two seconds. Ulquiorra rubbed his temples and looked at the loud girl. She is one of the loudest pieces of trash on this horrible planet. Why did I have to get her? I was cheated out somehow. I bet they're all laughing at me right now. Especially Nnoitra and those two girls. This is torture! Ulquiorra had a mini rant in his head and finally pulled out of it when Fran tried jumping on him again.

"Will you stop that you piece of ungrateful Trash?" he said in an exasperated tone. "I want to get back home soon so tell me where you're staying so we can get your stuff and leave." Fran nodded too enthusiastically and dragged him out of the park and into the main part of town. Houses lined main street and back through other streets. Fran led the slightly confused emo down Main Street to a gray two story house.

"This is my aunt's house. I've been staying here for the past week. Come on…oh wait can people see you?" Fran stopped on the porch and looked back at him.

"No humans cannot see me." Fran shrugged and opened the front door. She looked around and ran into the kitchen leaving the Arrancar to look around for himself. In a matter of seconds Fran was back.

"No one's here. So I guess it doesn't matter that people can see you or not" Fran bounded up the staircase that was in front of the door. Ulquiorra had no choice but to follow her. He had to stop on the landing because Fran was messing with something in a closet.

"Hang on a sec Ulqui-chan. I just have to grab my bag out from under all of these blankets. My stupid cousin put it under there as a joke. I really don't like him that much. So do you think I'm gonna like Los Noches? Do Katie and Brooke know I'm coming??" she kept firing questions at him a lighting speed. It left Ulquiorra wishing that Nnoitra was here to silence her. Finally she pulled out a duffle bag from the stack of blankets.

"Trash" Ulquiorra said as Fran went to open her door. She looked at him with a questioning look.

"Yes Ulqui-chan?" she asked innocently

"Don't call me that" Ulquiorra said.

"Whatever you say Ulqui-chan" Fran grinned and opened the door her room. It was simple; white walls, a bed with blue covers, a closet, and a dresser. A window overlooked the busy street below.

"Yeah not my taste in décor, but I just gotta deal with it." Fran was throwing different clothes into her bag. Sweatshirts, pants, t-shirts, shorts, everything she could get her hands on in the closet. After that she threw a few books and her IPod on the stack of really messy clothes.

"Ok I think that's everything." She said looking over the room. "If I need anything I'll go raid Brooke or Katie for it." Ulquiorra nodded.

"What are we going to say about me going with you guys to my mom?" Fran asked closing the closet door.

"Aizen-sama has already taken care of that. I don't know what he did but there is no need to worry."

Ulquiorra surprised himself with that last sentence. Why did he say that? There wasn't a need to worry yes, but why did he say it out loud. He didn't expect to reassure her in anyway. Truly this girl was driving him mad. Szayel was going to have to look at him when they got back.

Ulquiorra opened a portal in her bedroom. They were ready to step in when a door slammed shut downstairs. Fran stopped what she was doing and looked at Ulquiorra.

"Fran? Are you here?" a woman's voice called from the foot of the stairs.

"Crap, it's my mom!" Fran said in a frantic voice. "Go get in the closet" She pushed Ulquiorra into the closet before he could protest. The sound of a person climbing up the steps made Fran close the doors and sprint to the open door. Ulquiorra was curious to see what the human girl would do. Of course her mother probably couldn't see or hear him, but Fran must have forgotten that part.

A woman came into the room dressed in a pair of pants and a white shirt. She had strawberry-blonde hair and looked a lot like Fran.

"Hey mom, whatcha doin home? I thought you were still at lunch." Fran grinned.

"Yeah well it was getting really crowded down there so I decided to come back for a bit. Everyone should be coming back here in the next hour." Her mom smiled then got a dazed look on her face.

"Oh and remember when you asked if you could spend the rest of the summer with Brooke and Katie? Well I decided that you can. I don't mind, just remember to watch your manners and be nice ok?" Her mom smiled and went back down the steps. Fran went to the closet and wrenched it open. Glaring at the emo in her closet she pulled him out and slammed the door.

"What just happened? Did Aizen put some sort of spell on her? Explain Emo boy or I'm gonna bash your brains in. Oh and it's ok to come out of the closet, we won't judge you in anyway." Ulquiorra stood looking at Fran deciding the best way to explain to her that he didn't honestly know.

"I don't know, but when we get to Los Noches you can ask Aizen-sama" Ulquiorra said ignoring the last part of what she said.

"You bet I'm gonna ask Aizen what he did" Fran grumbled. Going to the bed, she zipped up her duffle bag and looked at Ulquiorra.

"Ok Ulqui-chan I'm ready!!" she said with a smile while Ulquiorra looked at her like she was bipolar or had very violent mood swings "Can we go now PLEASE?!?" The emo in question nodded and recreated the portal that had been closed when Fran's mom walked in the room. Fran went up to our little buddy and hugged him around the waist.

"What are you doing?" he asked very surprised. Fran just looked up at him.

"Well I don't know what's gonna be on the other side of this thing. It might have teeth and an appetite for girls named Fran. You never know! So I'm not taking any chances. If there is something on the other end then I'm gonna trip you and run like hell!" Ulquiorra just rolled his eyes in a very un-Ulquiorra way. With that they were on their way back to Los Noches.