Disclaimer: Ok everyone, thank you so much for waiting as long as you have. Between me not having my laptop and the death of one of our best friends, well you can imagine how hard it was to write. But now I have my laptop back and we're feeling a lot better so it's time to move on and start a new chapter. So now it's on with the story. Hopefully it's long enough to take away from the really long wait you guys had. Oh and a quick sorry to the Nnoitra fangirls for the bashing of him. Warning! Much OOCness, swearing, and violence…like usual ~Katie~

Katie

Ok so Los Noches was amazing to say the least. The whole place was just crazy awesome. We had been in Hueco Mundo for a total of about a week. It didn't take long for me to figure out the layout of the entire place. For Brooke it was a little harder.

"Ahh!! How come this place is so HUGE! It would be nice if we had a freakin MAP!" Brooke burst out again for the third time this today. It was pretty much all she had complained about this morning. She refused to go anywhere without someone who knew their way around the place. I think it had to something to do with that disappearing joke Fran, Lilinette, and I played on her a few days ago, but who knows.

At the moment we were headed down to the vast kitchen to get breakfast. Still half sleep Brooke and I stumbled into the doorway. The kitchen itself was huge, not to mention the dining room connected to it. There were so many counter tops that every Espada including Brooke, Fran, and I could all make something at the same time. Four industrial sized refrigerators, four stoves, and other appliances were all packed in here too. There was an island right in the middle with a row of ten bar stools spaced out so everyone sitting there was comfortable. This place was meant to feed an army….hey it took a lot to feed us, especially with Yammy eating constantly. We were lucky that there was food to feed us after he was done raiding the kitchen. Today, random 'Spada were all over the kitchen making random breakfast items.

So while I went to one of the fridges, Brooke sat down in one of the bar stools and watched me grab stuff to make waffles. I grabbed a waffle maker from a cupboard and got to work making the waffle mix. After pouring some mix into the waffle maker, I grabbed a glass and some apple juice from the fridge. Gesturing toward the pitcher, I asked Brooke if she wanted some. She nodded and dropped her head back on the island's surface and tried to go back to sleep. I placed her glass in front of her and checked on the first batch of waffles.

I grabbed a fork and plucked them from the waffle maker and put them on a plate. Brooke perked up fast enough to grab said plate and load them with syrup. She stared at them for a moment looking quite happy with herself.

"God I love waffles" she said. She went to pick up her fork and take a bit when out of nowhere another person's arm came down and snatched her waffle from her plate. She blinked and stared at the culprit.

"Leggo my eggo before I kill you" she said glaring at Grimmjow. He took a bit of her waffle and put it back on her plate.

"Dude…seriously?" I said taking another batch from the waffle maker. "I have a whole stack of um right here." I said waving at a really big stack of waffles. Grimmjow just shrugged before grabbing a plate and filling it high with waffles.

"I wanted a waffle so I took her's" he said with a mouthful of yummy, fluffy, waffly goodness. I shrugged and went back to making more waffles.

"What can I say…Mine just taste better" Brooke said grinning at Grimmjow. He stopped mid chew and stared at us both. We burst out laughing and he put his fork down.

"Eww you perv! Get your mind out of the gutter!" I said jokingly knowing what her comeback was going to do.

"I can't it's so far in there I can't see the sky!" Brooke said waving her arms around.

"Dude, you woke up fast" I said.

"I know!" she said bouncing up and down. I just looked at her funny.

"What?"She questioned. I shook my head and went back to the waffles. Grabbing a plate a put two waffles on them, then covered them with syrup, powdered sugar, and some whipped cream. We ate and talked about random things for a bit grabbing a waffle every now and then. I kept running them through the waffle maker until there wasn't any more left. Random Spada came over every so often grabbing from the stack. To say the least we ate like an army, so I had to make another huge batch of waffles.

About a half hour later, Stark walked in rubbing his eyes. He went over to the coffee pot and poured himself a really big cup o' Joe. He sat down next to me, and drank his coffee. I looked at him and asked if he wanted some waffles. He shrugged and I took that as a yeah, sure, whatever. I put a waffle on a plate, poured some syrup on it, and topped it with some whipped cream. I Put it in front of him and went back to eating my own waffles. I looked at the whipped cream and then back to Stark. I grinned and got an idea in my head.

"Hey Stark" I said turning to the 'Spada. He looked at me and I dabbed some whipped cream on the tip of his nose. He pulled off one of his gloves and dabbed at his nose taking some of the whipped cream off with it.

"Stark I think you have some white stuff on you" I started laughing hysterically as he wiped his nose again. I felt something being dabbed on my nose and I looked to see Stark smiling with whipped cream on his finger. I only laughed harder. Brooke looked to over to see what was going on and when she saw us she started laughing too.

"Wow Katie and you called me perverted" she said. I grabbed a towel and wiped my nose off. I did the same to Stark and went back to eating/making waffles. Nnoitra walked in and looked at the stack of waffles and me pulling two more out of the waffle maker and snorted.

"I see you found your place in the kitchen, cooking, woman" he said. I stopped what I was doing and glared at him.

"Shut up you sexist pig" I said. He looked at me and I glared back.

"Oh yeah, she went there, what now sucker!" Brooke yelled from her seat next to me. Nnoitra went for the big stack of waffles and I pulled it away from him.

"I don't think so" I said holding the plate of waffles away from him. "You don't get no waffles Spoon Man" he grumbled something and glared daggers at us. I set the plate O' waffles near me and went on making more. Later after everyone was stuffed, and everything was cleaned up, Brooke and I sat talking with each other still at the bar stools.

"We need to do something about Nnoitra." I said thinking about earlier.

"I know!" Brooke exclaimed."Can we put a wet cat in his room? Or how 'bout that hive of genetically altered hornets I saw in Szayel's lab the other day?"

"Nah…I just wanna mess with him, not accidently kill him." Brooke grumbled something along the lines of "Not my fault...has a big ego…needs to be knocked down a few sizes"

"So what do you wanna do then? Give him flowers for being asshole of the year?" she finally said. I started thinking, the more I thought, the better the plan sounded. I whispered the plan in Brooke's ear and she started grinning to.

"Ok let's do this thing" she said and we high fived each other. We were ready to show Nnoitra who the real boss was.

OoOoOoOoOo

Brooke and I sat in my room finishing phase one. There was a meeting right before lunch, and everyone had to attend. Usually we didn't have to go, but to start phase one, we were gonna have to sit through a really boring meeting. Lucky for us, this meeting was going to be fun! I heard my door open and Lilinette walked in. She had on a bright smile as she sat down next to us.

"Why are you so happy?" Brooke asked. She just kept grinning.

"Fran decided that she wanted to follow Ulquiorra around all day." She then fell into a fit of laughter. I wondered what she was doing today seeing as I didn't see either of them at breakfast this morning. I started laughing too imagining Fran follow Ulqui-kun all over the place.

"So what are you guys gonna do today?" Lilinette asked. Brooke and I looked at each other.

"We're gonna give Nnoitra the worst day of his life." I said with an evil grin.

"If you reveal what we're going to do, we'll have to kill you" Brooke said with an equally evil grin. We started laughing when she gave us a look.

"We're just kidding we won't kill you. I'd like to see Nnoitra's face when he figures out that it's us making him completely miserable." I said laughing.

"Oh man, he'd try and kill US!" Brooke said giggling. Thinking about it for a second, I looked back at Lilinette.

"Do you wanna help us?" she thought about it for a bit and grinned really big.

"You bet!"

"Ok let's fill her in then" Brooke and I laid out of plan to Lilinette and by the end we were all grinning like evil little Children of the Corn.

"This is the greatest plan ever! Hahaha, Nnoitra isn't going to know what hit him. This is what he gets for being sexist!" Lilinette said and I nodded. Brooke looked at the clock on my nightstand.

"Hey meeting's gonna start soon. It's time for phase one. You ready???" we nodded and headed out the door to start Nnoitra's worst day ever.

OoOOoOo

Brooke and I walked into the meeting room and sat down by each other at the table near where Nnoitra was going to sit. We started whispering as everyone started coming in, they took their seats and we waited for Aizen to come in and start this long ass meeting. I gestured at my arms and neck while Brooke looked concerned. It took a lot of concentration not to start laughing. Aizen finally came in and everyone went all quiet.

The meeting started off drinking his tea like usual and looking over all of us. Brooke and I kept whispering and glancing at Nnoitra. We moved our chairs over toward where Stark was sleeping and kept glancing at Nnoitra. We waited for the perfect opportunity…and finally it came. He stretched and scratched his ear. Suddenly Brooke stood up on the meeting room table and pointed epically at Nnoitra.

"OMG!! YOU HAVE SCABIES!!!" She yelled. I fake gasped and flew into Stark's lap. He woke up and looked at me.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"We just discovered that Nnoitra has scabies!!! I don't wanna catch it!" I said smushing myself up against him. Brooke jumped off the table and tackled/glomped Grimmjow.

"EEP!! Grimmy-kitty save me!!" she yelled. He just looked at her.

"What's scabies?" Yammy asked. Every Espada looked at Szayel. He pushed up his glasses and gave a scientific version of the little panic attack Brooke and I just had.

"It has to do with a parasite called a mite. They cause red bumps along the skin by crawling under skin eating the flesh and laying eggs, they make you itch uncontrollably. The mite itself is very contagious and it transferred from person to person by skin contact" Every person in the room took and scooted their chairs away from Nnoitra. He looked around at the grossed out faces and got very angry.

"I don't have this scabies!!" He yelled. No one believed him

"Shut up, Scabes!" Brooke said pointing at Nnoitra.

"I don't have it!" Nnoitra started scratching and he stood up. He pushed his chair away and went out the meeting room door muttering to himself and scratching.

"Hey Szayel? Can Arrancars even get a human disease or parasite things?" I asked looking at the 8th Espada.

"No they cannot. Nnoitra must be imagining the symptoms" he said sitting back in his chair.

"Oh well false alarm then" Brooke said putting her feet on the table. After that fiasco, Aizen said the meeting was over; Brooke and I high fived each other and laughed as we walked down to get some lunch. As we'd planned Nnoitra was in there making his own lunch. I went over to him and waited for him to notice me.

When he finally did he glared at me. "What do you want woman?" he hissed at me. I put on a sweet smile.

"Well I know how much that thing in the meeting room must have bothered you. I made you a bunch of your favorite sandwiches." I went over to the fridge and got a tray of sandwiches out and set them down in front of him. He looked them over and finding nothing visibly wrong with them, he shoved a sandwich in his mouth. Unfortunately for him he didn't look good enough; I guess that what happened next is all his own fault. I watched him eat another until he stopped mid chew. His eyes widened and he pulled a one apart. There was dish soap smeared on all of his sandwiches. He spit the half chewed sandwich on the floor.

"What did you put on these?" he yelled at me. I looked confused for a second.

"Oops, I was washing dishes and making your food like any lowly woman should and I guess I accidently switched the mayo with dish soap. Oh no! Now I have to rewash all of those plates because I used mayo on them instead of the soap, oh darn!" I said snapping my fingers. Nnoitra grabbed a glass and started guzzling down glass after glass of water.

"Umm Nnoitra I wouldn't do that if I were you" I said.

"And why not, how would-" He stopped mid sentence and his eyes widened. "AHHH I NEED A BATHROOM!" he yelled and he ran out of the kitchen. I waited until he was out of earshot and started rolling on the floor laughing.

"I can't believe he ate those!" Brooke said through all the laughter. Lilinette came in and we sat up.

"Is phase two ready?" I asked. Lilinette grinned and nodded. "Alright then let's go wait for out victim!" we walked down the hallway to work our way into phase two.

OoOoO

We heard the door of Nnoitra's room open and Lilinette pulled the switch on the fan. The door opened wider and we heard the bucket filled with syrup drop on someone's head. The rope tied to the fan was pulled at feathers went flying everywhere. Brooke, Lilinette, and I peered over the couch and found not Nnoitra, but Ulquiorra drenched in syrup and covered in feathers.

"Heyy! You're not Kathy!" Brooke said "I mean Nnoitra!" she said pointing that the emo in question.

"No Trash I'm not." He said very annoyed.

"But Ulqui-kun what are you doin in here?" I said standing up.

"This is my room. I'm trying to rid myself of that piece of trash Fran." He said walking farther into the room.

"Oh oops, where IS Fran Ulqui-kun?" Brooke said a little loud.

"Shut up you trash, she will hear!" he said trying to quiet us, but it was too late.

"Ulqui-kun!! Where are you? Are you in- ULQUI-KUN!!" Fran ran in the room and glomp-tackled the poor little Emo.

"Dude we better get out of here before we get yelled at" I said "We gotta go now while he's preoccupied!" Brooke, Lilinette and I ran out before anyone could stop us.

"Ok so I think it's time for the last phase. What do you think Brooke?" I asked.

"Yup! But I wanna do this one, cuz I already know your gonna chicken out. "I nodded

"Ok you go get his surprise then Lilinette and I we'll wait outside his real bedroom door." She ran off one way and I went with Lilinette the other.

OoOoO

"Do you think it will work?" Brooke asked me

"Shush! Yeah it should. Ohh here he comes!" we ducked down behind the corner and watched as Nnoitra walked into his room. A bit later we heard yelling.

"What the Hell!! Ahh…OWWW!!" a few seconds later Nnoitra came out covered in the genetically altered wasp stings.

We started laughing as we watched his claw at his face trying to get the last of the wasps dead. After he got rid of them he looked around to find us laughing at him.

"You did this?" he said bewildered. We nodded."And the sandwiches, and the scabies?"

"Yup Captain Obvious we did do all that. That's what you get for being sexist." Brooke said.

"I'm gonna kill you all!" he yelled. We took off running and he chased us down the hallway trying to rip us limp from limb.

Ok so what did you guys think?? This chappy was sooo long it took me two days to write. But then again I like to take really long breaks…REVIEW and tell me what ya think!!!

Grimmy: Yeah or she's gonna make another Espada's life miserable

Katie: hey it's only the Espada we don't like thank you very much!

Grimmy: whatever, Review or she might do something to ME!

Katie: We'll see Grimmy-Kitty *Grins like a maniac*