So it is our favourite undying pair's turn to watch Deidara. Wonder how that will go. Hmm, there will be blood, mad grannies and confused boys.

"This is so fucking boring. Why do we have to fucking sit here and do fucking nothing?" Kakuzu managed to ignore his boyfriend as the scythe passed close by his nose. He succeeded until Hidan was standing right in front of him and snatched the papers out of his hands.

"Don't you fucking dare to ignore me like that."

"I was actually reading that one." Hidan only scowled and moved out of reach when Kakuzu tried to take the newspaper. "You do fucking not get it fucking back before I get my fucking answer you sorry excuse for a fucking boyfriend."

With a sigh Kakuzu crossed his arms over his chest. He knew Hidan would continue being like this until his question had been answered or he found something else to annoy. "What is it you want?"

"Why the fuck is it that I have to fucking stay in here?"

His boyfriend let the scythe lean against a bedpost while Hidan sat at the edge of the bed so that both of them could keep an eye at the sleeping blonde. Kakuzu eyed his newspaper in Hidan's hands. If not for Sasori's threat about what would be done to them in case something should happen to the blonde he would try his luck and grab the papers. As it was right now he would have to humour his boyfriend.

"It is your own fault just so you know it. Do you not remember what happened the last time you were left alone in Sasori's apartment? His granny is still complaining about those stains on her coffee-table which you also destroyed. You are lucky that she never figured out what kind of animal you were sacrificing.

Since Sasori has decided that you cannot be left alone in his home and at least one of us has to keep an eye at blondie over there both of us have to be in here. Now hand over my newspaper."

"How come we always get the most fucking boring missions?"

Kakuzu raised an eyebrow. It did not seem like he would get his newspaper back anytime soon. "That is not true now you are just whining for attention."

"Am so fucking not and you fucking know I am fucking right."

"Care to explain?"

Kakuzu knew it was stupid but there were only two ways to get Hidan to shut up. Let him talk until he had no more to tell or knock him out. Unfortunately the latter was not a possibility. Not when they both had to watch the blonde. And no matter how much he wanted to he doubted he could kill the other boy without blood at the floor.

"Like sitting here and watch someone who is doing absolutely nothing." Kakuzu resisted the urge to roll his eyes. "So have and will the others also." Hidan nodded but did not stop. "Then what about the rescue mission? All we had to do was distracting some idiots while the others got to do all the dangerous stuff."

Kakuzu started wondering how many times he would have to bang his head into the wall before he passed out. He would do it if he had not know that the consequences when Sasori and Konan found out.

"Maybe, but you got to fight against someone and they did not so I do not see why you are complaining. Now give me my newspaper back."

Hidan just grinned and moved away from Kakuzu when the green-eyed boy reached out for his paper. "I don't fucking think – ow."

While moving away from his boyfriend Hidan bumped lightly into the, until now, sleeping blonde.

Deidara opened his eyes and bolted out of the bed before they could even blink. The blanket winded around his feet so he stumbled and fall and landed flat at the floor.

Unable to do anything Hidan and Kakuzu watched as the scythe started falling and the blade pierced Deidara's hand to the floor.

A bestial scream filled the room and as they watched Deidara got the blade out of his hand, not caring for whatever damage he made on his person.

"What in the name of Jashin did fucking just happen?"

Both of them looked at the blonde who was curling into a ball in a corner of the room. Luckily he was nowhere near the windows. Even if he had been it would not have mattered. After the last incident they had made sure that the windows could only be opened a little. So unless he destroyed the glass he would not come out that way again.

The blonde started rocking back and forth while he mumbled words too low for them to hear and clutched his bleeding hand close to his chest.

Slowly so that they would not scare the blonde more than he already was they moved closer to the blonde. When they were close enough to hear the words both stopped dead in their tracks.

"What the fuck is he fucking saying?" Kakuzu leaned closer with a frown. "Something about a dream of some kind. Deidara, what is just a dream?" Still not letting go of the wounded hand Deidara lifted his head and slowly looked them in their eyes. For the first time since the rescue the fog had left his eyes and the blue orbs seemed to see them for the first time in a long time. "This, un."

The fog sovered his eyes and send his mind back to whatever country it hid in. He tumbled forward. The short action and few words seemed to have taken what little energy he had left.

I what felt like hours but only could be minute none of the three moved the slightest bit.

"He believes"

"that this is a fucking dream."

"What are we going to do know?"

Deidara did not even stir when Kakuzu lifted him in bridal style and walked back to the bed with the blonde in his arms. "This is something we need to discus with the others when they come back."

Both of them looked down at the sleeping blonde who seemed peaceful in his sleep. "Wonder what the others will say." Hidan grinned. "I fucking cannot wait to see their fucking reaction." Kakuzu only nodded. "But first, let us take care of that wound."

Same day as Itachi and Kisame met

Kakuzu sat in the back of the classroom slowly counting the money he had won from bets in the lunch break. One of them had been about the shark-like boy and the Uchiha and whether or not they would kiss. He had not been surprised by winning that one. The blue skinned boy's interest had been obvious from where he had been sitting.

When the teacher arrived Kakuzu put the money into safety in one of his inner pockets. He would not risk losing the opportunity to earn more money just because betting at the school's ground was not allowed.

Their teacher, a man smoking cigar nonstop grinned. "God morning to you lot. I hope you all have done the assignment I gave you the other day since we are going to have a test on the subject today." The sound of groans filled the classroom.

"But first I will like you to greet Hidan who is a part of this class. It is possible that you do not remember him sine he was suspended in three weeks after getting in a fight with some of the seniors on the first day in the semester."

"Would you just shut the fuck up? None of those fucking losers are worthy being sacrificed to Jashin that is the only fucking reason that those fuckers are even fucking alive."

In the door a silver-haired boy was standing. He wore the same boring student uniform as all the others but his shirt was open and showed of his pale unmarked chest.

Kakuzu looked away from the still scowling student and out of the window. "What a loser." In his mind he was already trying to figure out how to best get money out of the boy. Either through bets or in some other way.

"What did you fucking just call me you sick fucker?" Looking up Kakuzu found that the boy was standing right in front of his desk. "Not only are you a loser who gets suspended from school on his first day but you are also deaf."

A hand grabbed the front of his shirt and forced him to stand. "Care to fucking say that again?" Kakuzu smirked at him. "You also seem to have a problem with remembering. I truly feel sorry for you."

"Let us fucking see who is feeling fucking sorry for who when I am fucking finished with you."

Kakuzu dodged a punch that had been aimed at his jaw and stepped to the boy since the boy had let go of him.

With a roar the silver-haired by attacked him head on and both of them laded at the floor with their limbs tangled together.

When Hidan tried to hit him again Kakuzu grabbed his wrists and rolled around so he was on top of the other boy.

He opened his mouth to say something but the words disappeared from his mind when his own green eyes locked with pink orbs.

None of them noticed their surroundings any longer. Al they could do was looking at the each other. It felt as if nothing else mattered. The city could be destroyed and when they finally noticed it would not matter.

Slowly, as if fearing to break the boy he had been fighting with not even a minute ago, Kakuzu leaned forward and pressed his own lips against the other boy's.

When Hidan opened his mouth Kakuzu was not late to let his tongue slip inside to taste as much as psible from the boy underneath him.

"Yeah, if the two of you are finished I would like both of you to go to the headmistress' office right now."

Realising they were not in their own little world but actually in a classroom they broke apart panting slightly.

"Fuck."

"Just my word you idiot."

Hand in hand they grabbed theirs bags and walked out of the classroom not caring about the whispers around them.

"My fucking name is Hidan and I fucking worship the almighty Jashin-sama."

"Kakuzu, and I makes bets and other things to earn money."

They were standing outside the headmistress' office waiting to be let inside. They were standing close, shoulder to shoulder with tangled fingers.

There was no one else in the corridor so they allowed themselves to relax. "Why did you fight with those seniors on your first day?" Hidan grinned and turned around so he was face to face with him. "I fucking heard them talk about taking money from a freshman who had been making fucking bets with them. So I decided to teach them a fucking lesson."

"Why would you do that?"

Hidan's grin widened. "Because he had fucking nice eyes I fucking like."

Before Kakuzu could come with a comeback a blue-haired girl popped up in front of them seemingly out of nowhere. "Hello my name is Konan, I am Pein's girlfriend and friend with Zetsu."

"Why the f-"

"You two are Kakuzu and Hidan, right?"

"How the f-"

"Do you want to be a part of our group it will be for the best of all of us?"

"F-"

Kakuzu placed a hand over Hidan's mouth and looked at the girl. "What kind of group is it and what is in it for us?"

The girl, Konan, grinned, and Kakuzu got the feeling that she was not someone he would like to cheat. "We call us Akatsuki…"

Now you know how Kakuzu and Hidan met each other and how they joined Akatsuki. OWnder how the group will react now they know that Deidara thinks it is all a dream.

Next: Zetsu and Tobi's turn to watch Deidara. Tobi tries to convince the blonde that they are real. And there will be sugar. Lots of sugar.

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