A/N: so everyone, Congrats once again to everyone who has stuck with us the whole way. And thank you to everyone who has given us info on our missing kitty, he his missed very much! But holy cow there have been A TON of sightings of the little bugger! Szayel have you been cloning again??

Szayel: No of course not! *runs away*

Brooke: ONE IS ENOUGH that's all we need!!! More than one will make the world explode!!!

Katie: Yes that would be bad to everyone! So here are a few places he has been sighted

Apparently he has been destroying yards... (Management will take care of that)

He is on the dark side eating cookies and muffins

He is high off of catnip!

Been to Candy Mountain and kicked into the ocean

Rampaging through catnip gardens

In a tree missing Brooke

And Living and mooching of off one of our nice reviewers and their sister. (P.S Management WILL get to that...WON'T THEY!)

Thank you for reviewing and telling us where you saw Grimmjow! All damages done by Grimmy will be taken care of shortly. We don't own Bleach, Disney works, or anything else that happens to be in this crack story :)

Kat-chan

Well Brooke and Fran left me to go to their squads and I was stuck in a room, by myself, thinking way too much for my own good. If I hadn't been so freaked by today I probably would have did a fangirl in the Captain's meeting. I sighed and dropped my bag on the ground next to the bed that I wouldn't be sleeping in too much. My room was ordinary, there was a futon-like bed with a nightstand; A dresser on one of the far walls. A window looked out to nothing in particular. Because Tousen wasn't here, Shuuhei was taking the role of Capitan. So naturally he would use the captain's quarters, which meant that I would be using his Lieutenant's quarters.

"Hey, you all settled in?" a voice said from behind a sliding screen.

"Yeah, you can come in if you want." I said rummaging in my bag. Shuuhei came in and closed the door behind him.

"It's not much, but it works. If you need anything I'll be down the hall" he said with a smile. He was cute, I had to admit. Totally the kind of guy that I would have gone for if I was back in the world of the living. But I wasn't in the world of the living and I had Stark. Or at least I thought I did. I didn't know where I really stood with him and being here was going to drive me crazy if I kept thinking about it. I pushed the thoughts away and focused on what Shuuhei was saying.

"-and like I said before I'm just down the hall, so I'll be in earshot if you need me." He smiled again.

"Thanks, I hope this isn't going to mess up anything. I can take care of myself so don't worry. I'll try not to cause you too much trouble." I gave him a wink.

"Alright, I'll see you in the morning and show you around more if you want to." I nodded and he left closing the screen behind him. Feeling totally spent, I pulled my pajamas on and crawled into the bed. The bed was fluffy and the sheets were silky soft. I didn't even have time to turn the light off before I was fast asleep.

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There was a faint knock on my window and the noise startled me wake. I looked around bleary eyed before I realized where I was at. The knock on my window grew louder before something was banging on it. I squealed before sprinting out of my room and down the hall to Shuuhei's. I knocked on his door before sliding it open. Shuuhei was still asleep lying with one arm hanging off his bed.

"Shuuhei! Wake up!!" I said shaking him.

"Wha-. What's wrong?" he said rubbing his eyes.

"There's something banging on my window!" I said. I shook him again before hearing some more banging, only this time it was on the walls down the hall. Shuuhei looked at his closed door suspiciously before climbing out of his bed. Thank god he had clothes on. But he could have lost the shirt. There was another really loud bang and he went for his sword.

"It's too early for this!" I said diving in his bed and hiding under his sheets. He chuckled before sliding open his door and peering into the hallway. Only he didn't really have enough time to get out of the way before he was knocked over by Brooke and Fran who ran into the room.

"Kat-chan!! We were just lookin for ya! "Brooke sang. I glared at her before grumbling and hiding deeper under the covers.

"We shoulda known you would be here" Fran said in equal happiness.

"If that was you banging on the walls and windows, I'm gonna kill you, both of you" I rolled on my side and pulled the blankets tighter.

"Umm, what are you guys doing here? Shouldn't you be back in your squads?" Shuuhei said looking at my two friends.

"Yeah we should but we're not" Brooke said

"Yeah and Bya-kun had a lot of paperwork to do." Fran said slouching against the wall.

"And I didn't want to hang out with Midget Capitan and Rangiku was still wasted from drinking with Ikkaku and Renji last night." Brooke said again grinning.

"Why are you up so freakin early? Did you even sleep last night?" I said exasperated.

"Yeah a whole six hours" I raised an eyebrow.

"Ok, I'm going to get dressed and rid myself of you for ten minutes" I crawled out of Shuuhei's bed still wrapped in his sheets. "And try not to get in any trouble; I don't want some random Soul Reaper as my babysitter because someone can't keep their hands to themselves." Brooke and Fran whistled and looked around the room. Then they finally realized that I was seriously insulting them.

"Heyy we don't find trouble, trouble finds US!!" They replied

"Uh huh, whatever helps you sleep at night, or not" I said looking at Brooke. She laughed and flipped me the bird.

I unwrapped myself from the bedding and made my way to my room. I rummaged through my bag to find something to wear. Obviously I couldn't wear my Espada uniform, which sucked because that was the softest thing I have worn in my whole life. Maybe that was a little biased seeing as I was only sixteen, but oh well. I grabbed a pair of ripped jeans and a red t-shirt. My leather jacket was on the bottom of my bag and I debated on wearing it or not. It wasn't cold out so I threw it down and walked out the door and down to Shuuhei's room.

"Ok, I'm set." I said walking through the door. Brooke and Fran were glaring in the corner and a man was talking to Shuuhei. He turned around and leered at me. It was captain of the twelfth division, Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

"So this is the third one, excellent. I will take them for some tests and bring them back pretty much intact." I glared at the captain wanting to burn him to a crisp.

"What the hell is he talking about?" I asked Shuuhei. Shuuhei looked about as happy to see him as I was.

"Capitan Kurotsuchi is here to do some trial tests on you" he said. I looked between the two wanting to go back home. I knew I was going to have to go even if I wanted to or not.

"No one has done any major damage, injected me with anything, or cut any limbs off and I intend to keep it that way, got it" I glared at the Capitan, my fingers itching to draw flames into my palm. The room got unbearably hot and I tried to calm myself before the whole place caught fire. The Capitan just smiled and walked out the room telling us to follow. I nodded at Brooke and Fran and they walked out the door in front of me. I turned back looking at Shuuhei.

"If I make it back alive and intact, do you still want to show me and my friends around?"

"Yeah, if you want to" I smiled and left to catch up with Brooke and Fran.

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"Ok so as long as we don't piss him off, or die I think we'll be just fine." Brooke said to us. We were currently in one of the twelfth division labs, waiting for creepy captain to come back. The only reason Fran was with us, was because the captain wanted to see how we "Interacted with each other" whatever that meant. All around us were test tubes filled with different colored liquids ranging from black to pale pink, computers blinking and beeping, and a ton of random objects that only Szayel could identify.

"So girls are we ready for some tests?" the creepy man came back in the room rubbing his greedy little hands with two of his subordinates behind him. God he was such a creepy, angry, little piss ant. I recognized one as Nemu the Lieutenant of Squad twelve, but I had no clue who the other one was. When none of us answered, he continued to rant about something to himself.

"Alright, who's first?" None of us were answering so he randomly picked one of us, that lucky person just happened to be me.

"So your name is Katelyn correct?" He looked up from a clipboard in his hands.

"Yeah but everyone calls me Katie or Kat. Only my mother called me Katelyn, so DO NOT call me that" he scribbled franticly on the clipboard.

"I want to take some blood samples, and analyze it to see what your power consists of" I snarled and flames flew up my arms.

"Szayel couldn't take blood from me and neither will you." the captain looked like the media on a field day.

"Wonderful, absolutely wonderful. Subject appears to hold great spiritual pressure. Power is element based, mainly fire. Subject is angered easily and very moody." I realized that he was trying to get a rise out of me so I extinguished the flames and sat back down putting my feet up on the table.

"Remove your feet from my table. I don't want it to get dirty" just to annoy him I clapped my boots together and the dirt that was caked on them fell off and on his precious table. While he was talking adamantly to his subordinates, Brooke Fran and I whispered to each other.

"I want to mess with this creep. Can we pretty please" I asked giving them puppy dog eyes.

"What do you have in mind? Can you burn him at the stake? Or can I smite him?" Brooke asked excitedly. I laughed but shook my head.

"Nah we can't cause him too much bodily harm, but we can mess with his lab. How about we mess with him test tubes?" Fran and Brooke started giggling. So while his back was still turned we silently grabbed some of the random test tubes and mixed them together and put them back before he turned back around.

"So what about you" he said greedily looking at Brooke like she was a slab of meat.

"What about me?" she said sarcastically

"What powers do you possess?" He asked excitedly.

"I can smite people" He gave her a questioning look

"And how do you do that?"

"You know what-no-if I have to explain it it's not funny anymore" He stared at her looking put off. He wrote some more in his notes. All of a sudden the test tubes started shaking in the rack and then it exploded….all over the Captain. While he was screaming and clawing at his face we ran out not wanting to go back in here.

We were laughing and talking when we ran into the Midget Capitan himself.

"Oh hi Toshiro!"

"My name is Capitan Hitsugaya"

"Whatever you say Toshiro" He sighed before continuing to talk to us. Rangiku came up behind him with a bright smile on her face.

"Hiya Capitan, Hey Kat!" she said waving at us.

"Hey!" I said back. Everyone looked back and forth between the two of us.

"What!" I said defensively.

"How do you know her already? We've been here for TWO DAYS!" Brooke asked shocked.

"Umm well ya know how you said this morning that Rangiku went out drinking last night with Ikkaku and Renji?" they nodded and I continued. "Well she accidently came in my room last night figuring that it was her room. We started talking and stuff and then she left. Apparently she made it to her own room and slept off the hangover." Rangiku and I laughed at the bewildered faces.

"Well that wasn't as bad as what you and Fran did this morning" I said to Brooke.

"What did you do?" Rangiku asked

"Fran and I went through a window to see Katie this morning" She replied happily.

"You went in through a window?" Toshiro twitched

"No a wall, but technically it's a door now" Brooke replied. Toshiro's twitch got worse.

"Hey you might wanna get that checked out Toshiro" I said pointing at his face. He glared at me before leaving us.

"Does he actually think that it's a good idea to leave us with her?" Fran said pointing at Rangiku.

"Well it's his bad lapse in judgment" Brooke said" As long as we don't call her old lady I'm sure we'll be alright.

"So what do you guys wanna do?" Rangiku asked.

"Umm how bout we look around? Shuuhei was supposed to show us around, but you can do that too" I said. So off we went on an epic adventure to see everything in the Soul Society, or at least every place that we were allowed to go. It was fun up until we ran into Ikkaku and Yumichika.

"Hey it's chrome dome!" I said pointing at Ikkaku. He looked at me for a second before realizing who I was.

"You!" He said epically "Don't call me chrome dome!" I laughed of course I was still mad at him, but that could be fixed. Even though he attacked me, he was still one of my favorite characters, so I knew that I couldn't be mad at him for long. So making fun of him was payback, plus I was going to call a rematch and beat him senseless then make him go buy me some sake. I saw Yumichika and squealed.

"OMG! Brooke it's my new gay friend!" I said glomping the guy.

"Hey girl, get off me!" he said trying to push me off. I looked over at Brooke who was grinning.

"Hey feather head, remember me?" Yumichika looked over at Brooke and studied her.

"Umm no I don't recall seeing you before" He said

"Aww come on, I hit you over the head with a pipe" Finally he got who it was and did a man squeal.

"Hey! I still have a bruise on my beautiful head because of you!" he said shaking his fist at her.

"It's ok new gay friend! She really didn't mean to hurt you too bad!" I said hugging him. After that whole fiasco was over. The sun started to set and the day was pretty much over. Brooke, Fran and I said goodbye to Rangiku and then to each other. I left to go back to my barracks. Without thinking I slammed into someone. That person happened o be Shuuhei.

"Hey sorry I didn't get to show you around today. It was weird though I went to get you from the Twelfth division and you and your friends weren't there and the Capitan wasn't there either. Some rumor about him being in the fourth division because of an explosion in his lab" I giggled thinking about what we did today.

"Yeah it's alright. Rangiku took us and showed us around today. Let me tell ya, it's been a very long day" I said

"You look beat, so I'll let you go to bed" He replied.

"Alright, hopefully I don't wake ya up like I did this morning" He laughed

"Yeah that was some morning. Well goodnight Katelyn" He turned to leave, but I stopped him.

"Hey listen, I know the report says that my name is Katelyn, but everyone calls me Katie or Kat. You can call me whichever you want" I said and he nodded.

"Alright then, Kat. I'll see you in the morning, goodnight" I said goodnight and slid the door closed. If every day was going to be like this, I wasn't going to have trouble falling asleep at all. I lied in bed for a while before realizing that I couldn't sleep. It was weird because an hour ago I was dead on my feet and now I have trouble shutting my eyes. I crawled out of bed and took the comforter off my bed and climbed up on the roof of the barracks. The stars were shining and it was quiet, all except for the small sounds of a party going on a ways away. I don't know how long I stayed out there watching the stars, most likely till dusk. The stars started to fade and a light at the end of the horizon peeked through. I yawned and climbed down from my spot on the roof and crawled into my bed.

End of chapter:

Brooke: I saw him! Grimmjow was over there! He is a pirate

Katie: Umm where did you see that?

Brooke: he's been having withdrawals lately, so to vent he went through Disney's character costumes.

Katie: hmm well everyone review and see what Grimmjow will be dressed in next? P.S our Meetingn Room Drabbles have started posting so everyone will get their daily does of 'Spada goodness. R&R!!