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Loose Lips
Rated 'M'
Ch. 2
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Sleeping eyes opened.
"You know, Blue. If you wanted to sleep, you have a bed upstairs instead of taking up a perfectly good couch."
"Fuck off, Vio."
"Hmm. Why are you sleeping down here, anyway?"
"None of your bus-" A sharp pain spread down Blue's back as he sat up. He yelped and laid back down.
"What's the matter? Someone put it up there too hard?" Vio teased as Blue tried to sit up again. "Someone 'rocked' you a little too much?"
Blue blushed.
Vio chuckled. "Seems like I was right. Don't worry. I can help. I'm used to this kind of stuff, anyway."
"I bet you are." He was referring to the relationship between Vio and Shadow (The evil version of Link who is good now. Thing get 'rough' between them, too).
Vio chuckled again at the comment. "Come on, Blue, what happened? Blue sat up on the couch again, only to feel the stinging pain. Luckily, Vio grabbed him before he fell. "Woah! Someone must've messed you up big time! Let me get you some medicine and then we could-"
"I don't need no friggen' medicine!"
"Fine. Do what you want. The pain will only get worse, though."
"Screw you!" Pushing the violet-covered Link out of the way, Blue walked (well, staggered) away with the support of nearby furniture.
"Is it Red?"
THAT got his attention. "W-What about him?"
"Did something happen between you and Red?"
Blue thought about this for a moment. "N-No!"
"Sounds like it."
"I-It could've been anybody!"
"Really?" Vio raised an eyebrow. Then smiled.
"Look, I don't need this shit right n-" He suddenly stopped. Red was walking down the stairs during their conversation. He noticed Blue and Vio, but made no effort to notice one. Only the other. Fire stared at sky…
"Hi, Vio!" Then walked away.
"It's Red, isn it?"
"SHUT UP!!"
Vio thought about where this was going. So, Blue and Red are in a relationship. Nothing was really noticeable until just now. Blue and Red… Wait a minute!
"Blue. …Did Red…?" At that moment, Blue covered Vio's mouth shut. He proceeded to lead him to a more private area where they can talk. There was a shed outside where the 5 kept various amounts of things like the usual garden hose, fishing rods (they may have the main Link's personalities split into five, but that doesn't stop them from loving to fish!), outdoor recreational toys and the such. Walking inside, Blue checked to make sure no one was within earshot of the conversation before closing the door. Vio sat on a lawn chair.
"Do you promise…not to tell ANYONE??!!"
"Sure, sure. Of course, Blue. So tell me. How 'good' does Red treat you?"
An intake of breath…and a sigh. "Don't get me wrong. I love Red dearly. I really do. He's the sweetest guy I've ever met. Or the sweetest person I've ever met, if you don't count Zelda. But when it comes to him in the bedroom…" Blue laughed. "He's…wild."
"How?"
"No-no. He's not 'wild'…he's a freak. A huge, egotistical, super freak! He makes whatever the Hell you and Shadow do in the bedroom seem like child's play!"
"Describe."
Blue tapped a finger on the doorknob he was holding on to. "One time, when we were in the middle of making out, I suggested sucking him off. Of course he was excited about it."
"What happened?"
"He rushed out of the room for a moment, me thinking he was gonna get some more 'supplies' or something. He came back…with a friend. Demanded that I take care of him first before I have the PRIVILAGE of putting him in my mouth!"
"Damn!" Vio shook his head. "He's THAT kinky, huh?"
"Nah. Get's worse. Woke up one night to finding him in the middle of giving me a BJ - while my hands were bound to my bed rest! He saw me and gave me that...seductive smile. Could've came right there! But then he just HAD to kill it!"
"Really?"
"Picture the fire rod. With a bottle of lube."
Intake of breath. "Ouch!"
"Yeah. I can STILL feel it!"
Tapping his foot during the silence, Vio urged on. "Anything else?"
"Well… You remember when we had to protect that school from the threat of the pirates?"
"Yeah?"
Blue sighed. "I was patrolling my portion of the area…"
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Traveling the empty hallways of said school, Blue looked over every room he passed. Carefully expecting for any signs of suspicion. Until he stopped in one. Red was there sitting on a table, except that he sat in such a way that his legs spread open giving his love a nice view of his nether regions. Without any pants on.
"Hey, baby."
"Red?! W-What the Hell are you doing?! We're in the middle of a mission! You can't be running around like...THIS!"
"Who says I can't?" He got off the table. "No one's around, so everything's fine. Now come to Red…" Then started tugging on Blue's tunic, drawing him into a kiss.
But Blue pushed Red away before things got too out of hand! "Red, seriously. We CAN'T be doing this right now! Come on. Go put your pants back on."
"But I want sex NOOOOW!!" Red pouted.
"Look," Blue growled. "We can do this LATER! Right now we have to do our JOB! Understand?!"
Red backed away. "Blue…" A few chairs stood near the table he previously occupied. Red leaned against one now, sniffling his nose. Blue sighed and decided to comfort him-
"When I say I want sex…" The grip on the chair tightened. "I WILL get it! Which means," Grasping it, "I want it NOW!" he crashed it against the floor. "GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME, ALREADY!!"
"Damn it, Red!" Blue clenched his fists. He hated this attitude! Hated that Red acted so stubborn! He was gonna show him! Blue WON'T be intimidated by Red! No matter HOW much he loved him! HOW much-
They made love five minutes later.
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Blue and Vio sat in silence for a moment after the lighter-dressed one finished the story. There was a smile. Then laughter.
"Man. You're lucky, Blue."
"What do you mean?"
Vio looked up at him. "To have someone like Red-Kun. You may not realize it now, but sometimes being a little rough is a good thing."
"A LITTLE?!"
"Hey, hey! Calm down, now!" He stood up and walked toward him. "All I'm saying is is that it makes the relationship more fun. More enjoyable. You just gotta give it a try. Let loose. Let it go." Vio whispered the last words to him.
Blue gently bit his lip and thought about this. "I don't know. CAN I be like that? No! I can't! It'll question everything that I am! …Fuck. WHY does it have to be like this?! I thought this kind of crap was only gonna be a Vio and Shadow thing! Crap!" Blue noticed Vio smiling confidently at him. Opening his mouth to say something-
"VIO-KUN! BLUE-KUN! TIME FOR BREAKFAST!" Red called from outside.
"I guess it's time to go, then."
"Do you promise not to tell ANYONE??!!"
"Of course, Blue. I promise. Now come on. Let's get you that medicine." And the two finally left the shed, one supporting the other. The shed where all the secrets were kept.