As the first pale rays of dawn shone through the upstairs windows of the main bedroom, Sirius Black strove mightily not to….giggle. He was a mature wizard, a Hogwarts graduate, a war veteran, a- A man who'd just shagged into blissful oblivion three (not one, not two, but three!) beautiful young women, all of them now purring in their contented slumber upon the large bed they were presently sharing with a very happy man.
Lounging on his back among the tangled bedsheets, a stark-naked Sirius sent a pleased sigh towards the ceiling and he absently reached out without looking to stroke the nearest female flesh that came to hand. This produced dozing whimpers of unreserved delight and the unconscious snuggling of three bodies closer to him. Giving everybody a final fond pat, Sirius now crossed his arms across his bare chest, and he allowed himself some moments of actual reflection over what he'd just learned in the last few hours.
During various times among the ecstatic shrieks of glee, when the mouths of the quartet currently occupying the bed weren't otherwise occupied, Sirius had managed to ask a few questions and receive gasping answers. For example, he'd been a bit relieved that his orgy partners were all of legal age. And now with vastly greater experience, to boot, smirked the man to himself.
His features became somewhat more thoughtful as Sirius considered what else he'd learned. He really should have picked it up sooner concerning his new acquaintances, if only he'd bothered to pay more attention to their accents rather than to their lips and tongues and- Hastily getting back on track, Sirius bemusedly shook his head at somehow managing to pass through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and wind up thousands of miles away from his starting point, across an entire ocean and half a continent. To America, no less. But that wasn't the strangest thing he'd found out. Oh, no, not at all.
He was in 1978. A wizard who just hours ago had been living in the year 1996 had by some impossible means been transported nearly twenty years into the past during his attempt to protect his godson Harry. Who at this date wasn't even born yet! Merlin's teeth, Lily and James weren't even married back- now! An unexpected tear welled up in Sirius' eye, and he hurriedly rubbed this away. That little bit of news told to him by the girls had almost put him off his stroke then, but Sirius had gathering himself and soldiered on. After all, that wizard had learned during his life that it was truly unforgivable to interrupt any woman's multiple orgasms, no matter what you'd just heard.
Well, now he had time to actually think about this. In the bed, Sirius pensively stared at the ceiling, a part of the room he'd become more than familiar with during the past few acrobatic hours. Throughout that period, the wizard had allowed himself to become diverted by the pleasures of the flesh (if only because he was quite sure that Little Sirius would really break down and start crying if he'd passed up last night's opportunity), but the man himself then just wasn't sure what the hell else to do. Then, or even now.
Sirius finally forced himself to confront the thestral in the room. His magic. Yes, the wizard on the bed had previously known for most of his life that he was certainly more than a squib, being well among the top of his Hogwarts contemporaries in sheer power of their mystical cores. Now, though, during last night….it was ridiculous! Somehow, during his trip through the Veil, he'd acquired a level of magical ability to put Merlin himself in the shade! Since Sirius had absolutely no idea what had happened, how long it might last, or how to safely control his magic (particularly the more dangerous spells), the only thing he could presently do was to be as cautious as possible about everything.
A corner of Sirius' mouth quirked in a wry grin. *Moony, you old wolf, you'd be laughing yourself sick to see Padfoot acting like such a fuddy-duddy. After telling me over and over again at Hogwarts not to be so reckless, now I have to follow your advice!* In the bed, Sirius rolled his eyes in affectionate exasperation at his friend so far away in both distance and time. If that werewolf ever learned about all this, this future faculty professor would probably retort that it had taken actually getting killed for Sirius to at last learn prudence!
Stretching out on the mattress, Sirius looked fondly at his bed partners, still fast asleep and likely to stay that way for a while. An unexpected thought occurred to the wizard then, making him rise his eyebrows at that possibility that had just appeared in his mind. Could his recent magical amplification also affected his physical self, increasing his bodily energy and stamina? He'd had one hell of a day, from London to America and along with everything happening during all that, yet he still felt mostly ready to go and do something, anything!
An actual pout quickly passed over Sirius' features at the irksome possibility that even after his recent Azkaban stretch, he couldn't have previously made his latest carnal collaborators pass out from sheer sexual overload. Still, if the wizard had to be honest about it, what was really so bad about the unexpected boost to his meat and two veg? They hadn't complained about it, Sirius cheerfully noted to himself, as he grinned at the slumbering bodies of the female trio gathered around the man.
Come to think about it, even with all his newfound vigor, he was also beginning to feel a little sleepy now, so he might as well have a quick nap, as he waited for the others to wake up. After that, well, he'd take things as they came and do whatever was necessary, firmly nodded the nude man to himself. Yawning as he relaxed on the bed, the wizard closed his eyes, and as he waited for slumber, Sirius Black idly wondered whatever was going to happen next.
Two seconds later, the last living male of the Black family abruptly vanished into thin air, leaving behind himself three naked young women, all still peacefully dozing despite the sudden departure of their new friend, until Laurie's parents finally came home later that morning, and discovered a truly unforgettable scene in their bedroom.